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Stacey gives a quiz on various and significant walls. The gang performs admirably, aside from when Cunningham accuses Dave of stealing her thoughts and Dave ruins his future in politics. God returns to correct some stupidity.

This week, Cunningham forces Dave and Stacey to ponder how this leads to that . . . how some things (and people) are instrumental to other things. Like eggs are instrumental to baking a cake . . . or maybe not. Bonus: Stacey makes a pun! 

Who brings home the bacon? And who squanders it? Match wits and financial acumen with the ladies as Dave tests them on the net worth of various wealthy (and not so wealthy) individuals. As a bonus, Cunningham assesses her tug-of-war prowess and Stacey asks Jeff Bezos for a favor.

Stacey proclaims that this test is "the stupidest ever!" Dave flails. Cunningham decides it's her favorite and gives herself a perfect score ( 7 out of 7 . . . though there were 8 questions. You'll just have to decide for yourself.

This week on The Test, Cunningham investigates Dave and Stacey's secrets of social success. How do those two exude so much charm and charisma? Learn their "go to" moves and you'll be competently convivial in no time. As a bonus, the gang envisions what it would be like if Dave had cancer of the eyes.

Dave tosses his artistic sensibilities and gives the ladies a test on the lowest, the cheesiest, the most absurd form of entertainment: magic. Do you believe in magic? Apparently, Cunningham does (and no amount of "bonus lectures" are going to diminish her naive sense of childhood wonder. Stacey is also a fan of the the magical arts, and loves the fact that "people can learn to do tricks." Listen to this episode . . . before it disappears.

The ladies may not be great with numbers, but they sure as shit know their guns. This week, listen to Dave barrage Cunningham and Stacey with a battery of incendiary questions and assault them with a slew of psychotic statistics . . . and listen to the little ladies as they stand their ground and fight back. An inspirational and topical tour de force that will leave you reaching for your sidearm.

Stacey gives some crystal clear instructions on how to play her name-game mash-up, but at first Cunningham and Dave don't follow. Then, ever so slowly, they figure things out. Ultimately, there is a brilliant reversal and Dave hijacks the test. Odd puppet! 

This week on The Test, the very highly educated Cunningham has the best words, the most beautiful words. You figure out the rest. As a bonus, Dave and Stacey do tasteless impressions. 

In honor of the Super Bowl, this week's episode is a high-scoring extravaganza. It's also ambiguous, informative and ambitious. As a bonus, Dave soothes his menstrual cramps with naproxen, Stacey tosses around some anatomical terms, and Cunningham expresses her love of a certain ethnic dessert food. Tune in, take a shot, and see if you can outscore the ladies. 

This week on The Test, another one of Stacey's inscrutable (for Cunningham and Dave) song quizzes. Listen to the seven audio clips, identify the artists, contemplate the lyrics, and then make some haphazard and illogical guesses about the overarching theme. Once you hear the answer, you'll kick yourself, as it all makes perfect sense . . . hindsight is 20/20. Or is it hindsound? Stacey's not the only one on the show who can make a terrible pun.

Get your weekly dose of Vitamin Cunningham on what she claims is part one of her "Vitamin Trilogy." As a bonus: God makes a much-needed cameo, Stacey cleans up dog vomit, and Dave uses the plural form of the word "piranha." 

We're back! Stacey has moved house and we have a recording space once again. Dave gives the ladies a 2017 wrap-up quiz that completely baffles them, Stacey confesses why she can't join the gym, and Cunningam tells everyone exactly where they can put their New Year's Resolutions. 

This week on The Test, things get real. Grievances are aired. Alliances are formed. And Dave also wedges in a quiz on superstitions and their origin stories. So tune in, keep score, and take sides. If you don't learn something, you can key Stacey's jeep.

Join the gang on this inspirationally aspirational (aspirationally inspirational?) journey into the wild world of YouTube. Cunningham is your guide, and be forewarned: she's something of a proselytizing fanatic. Dave and Stacey not only drink the Kool-Aid, they fill an Olympic-sized pool with it and jump in. Whether your skin is oily or dry, we guarantee you'll learn something (and possibly contemplate a new career).  

In celebration of the gang's 100th episode, Stacey administers a very exciting super test. As usual, Dave is very proud of himself (he scores a solid 3 out of 7) and Cunningham refuses to get closer to the microphone (because that means she'll have to get closer to Dave). Check it out, keep score, and if you don't learn something, you can punch one of us in the arm (moderately hard).

This week, Dave gives the ladies a numbers quiz with minimal math, although Stacey and Cunningham still manage to pull him into a numerical abyss. As a bonus, Dave gives some parenting advice, Stacey confesses to another crime, and Cunningham says some words that may or may not pertain to the answer. Tune in, keep score, and if you don't learn something, we'll refund your money entirely!

The gang makes a triumphant return with this incredibly informative quiz about matters pertaining to the federal budget. Cunningham's impeccable research into all matters fiduciary will leave you breathless, and you'll also get to hear an extra-special live audio moment: Dave's heartfelt reaction to Tom Petty's death.

This week on The Test, Dave presents things that are similar and challenges the ladies to find the differences. Their answers run the gamut as far as accuracy is concerned, but both Stacey and Cunningham proudly "contribute a lot" to the discussion. Play along at home, see how much you can contribute to the discussion, and be prepared for some inclement weather. 

Everyone agrees that Mount Rushmore is pretty lame, so Stacey forces the gang to do seven different makeovers. If you play along at home, make sure to bring your dynamite and chisel, because whatever you decide will be set in stone. We also learn that Cunningham is a twofer and that Dave has significant aesthetic concerns about smooth foreheads.