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The Hard Drive Podcast
153 minutes | 11 days ago
The Hard Drive Podcast Grand Finale Super Mario Bros Movie 100th Episode Spectacular! (In Stereo)
Mark and Jeremy watch the 1993 Super Mario Bros film and they end the podcast. Truly truly truly thank you to everyone who has listened to this podcast over the last 2+ years. It has been an incredible blast and a journey. Let's make sure this isn't "goodbye forever."
8 minutes | 18 days ago
After more than two years, Mark and Jeremy have decide to call it a pretty good day on The Hard Drive Podcast. Listen to this episode to hear them eulogize the podcast, riff on the word "penultimate," and get incredibly sidetracked for the second-to-last time. Next week, we're watching the 1992 Super Mario Bros movie! And then? Only time will tell... To the bridge!
79 minutes | 24 days ago
Writing a Reboot of Captain N - Part 3
The thrilling conclusion to Mark and Jeremy's modern reboot of Captain N: The Game Master. Can Kevin murder Mega Man and steal back Princess Lana's love? Can Mother Brain secure the three boxes that contain her stuff? Can Jeremy get through reading in King Hippo's voice without destroying his vocal chords?
121 minutes | a month ago
RERUN: Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain! w/ Pat Boivin
Jeremy got that vaccine fever (horny for vaccines) for a few days, so we decided to take a week off, in fear that an extra loopy episode could turn our upcoming Part 3 into a 4-Parter. Woof. So here's an oldie from the Captain N days! Pat from Castle Super Beast joins the podcast to talk about how goddamn fucked up Captain N: The Game Master is! Simon Belmont shoots himself in the ass with a love arrow, accidentally forcing him to fall in love with Mother Brain. Meanwhile, Mega Man and Kid Icarus meet another deeply fucked up cow. But most importantly, the gang fights, for about 5 seconds, Mr. Bones — a cool 80s skeleton man wearing a skeleton shirt. Mr. Bones fuckin rules, you guys. You're gonna love Mr. Bones.
79 minutes | a month ago
Writing a Reboot of Captain N - Part 2
Mark and Jeremy sit down to write the script for a dark, gritty reboot of Captain N: The Game Master. 30 years after leaving his childhood bedroom to enter Video Land, a depressed 46-year-old Kevin Keene still lives there. Can he win back Princess Lana's love? Or does she have eyes for Diddy Kong?
66 minutes | a month ago
Writing a Reboot of Captain N: The Game Master
Mark and Jeremy sit down to write an outline for a dark, gritty reboot of Captain N: The Game Master. 30 years after leaving his childhood bedroom to enter Video Land, a depressed 46-year-old Kevin Keene still lives there.
67 minutes | 2 months ago
A Video Game Where You Just Snipe Ski Jumpers
Mark and Jeremy play SKI SNIPER, a game where you just murder skiers in cold blood from afar with a sniper rifle. The game has absolutely no lore, so the boys are quick to fill in the blanks, discovering that the sniper is upset about all these skiers fucking his wife. By the end of the episode... well, let's just say this sniper's wife isn't gonna be so satisfied.
44 minutes | 2 months ago
Princess Toadstool for President
Mark an d Jeremy discuss an episode of The Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3 in which Princess Toadstool challenges King Koopa to a presidential election! Koopa has to cheat using a nice guy potion, we meet Koopa's son Kooky von Koopa, and Mark and Jeremy break down the trailer for direct-to-dvd film Mafia Doctor.
102 minutes | 2 months ago
Watchin Wayne's World
Mark and Jeremy watch and chat over an incredibly formative movie for both of them: 1. Oh sorry, I mean Wayne's World. Mark and Jeremy are so in tune with the Wayne's World series they just call it "1" and "2". They have a lot of (smart) opinions and fun facts they've picked up from years of rewatching this fun little romp.
82 minutes | 3 months ago
Mississippi Madness [Saturday Supercade]
Mark and Jeremy check out the 1983 arcade-based cartoon TV show, Saturday Supercade! A weird southern Mario is trying to get Donkey Kong, who mostly just says his name really slowly like a Pokemon on tranquilizers. Meanwhile, some southern belle wants to fuck Donkey Kong and there's some emerald everyone's trying to steal like it's a fuckin Sonic game.
127 minutes | 3 months ago
Mark and Jeremy write an entire episode of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show from scratch! Mario and the gang heads to the futuristic and rainy city of BLADE PLUMBER. Is Toad secretly a robot? Will Dr. Eldon Reptyrell take over the world? And who is the mysterious Dick Record?? Read along with the script here: thehardtimes.net/harddrive/blade-plumber/
62 minutes | 3 months ago
Old Weird Dumb Mario Commercials
Mark and Jeremy watch some advertisements from the 80s and 90s for weird Mario-related shit and also go on a really long tangent about an insane video game in which you snipe ski jumpers called Ski Sniper.
125 minutes | 3 months ago
The Beauty of Kootie w/ Alec Robbins
Mark and Jeremy are joined by Mr. Boop himself, Alec Robbins! Alec and Mark go way back and spend some time catching up before Alec leads the boys on a crash course through the wacky world of Archie Comics’ Sonic the Hedgehog books as well some of the more notable characters involved. Somewhere near the end of the show, everyone remembers why they got together, and an incredibly horny episode of the Mario 3 cartoon is discussed.
70 minutes | 4 months ago
Deep Dive in the Shallow End w/ Kris Casey
Mark and Jeremy are joined by Jeremy’s other co-host Kris Casey as they promote the launch of their new oddity based podcast, Deep Dive in the Shallow End. Today’s crossover episode focuses on Polybius, the alleged government developed game that proved addictive and MAYBE a one-way ticket to a tour of duty in an intergalactic war if you were good enough at it. Along the way, the boys stumble upon an even more riveting urban legend, about a boy who had one too many cokes and shit his pants playing Asteroids. Check out Deep Dive in the Shallow End every Saturday! deepdiveshallowend.libsyn.com
71 minutes | 4 months ago
The Lost Levels
Today’s episode finds Mark and Jeremy tackling several miscellaneous bits of business, including some much awaited clips from a infamously awkward podcast appearance the boys made, the recent discovery of an archive of Canadian reviews, and Jeremy’s recent controversial sit down interview with silver screen legend Harrison Ford.
82 minutes | 4 months ago
The Super Mario Bros Super Show World
Mark and Jeremy bring in the new year with a loose silly episode imagining what the Nintendo World theme park would be like if it was about was 1989's The Super Mario Bros Super Show. Straightforward episode this week! Just fun goofs about our friends Mario, Luigi, Princess, Toad, Koopa, and their daddy Shigeru Miyamoto.
114 minutes | 5 months ago
Writing Satire With Twitch Chat
It's time for Twitch Plays Hard Drive! With the very friendly help of our chat, we wrote a whole new Hard Drive article from start to finish and it's funny as hell.
62 minutes | 5 months ago
Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario
Mark and Jeremy watch a new episode of The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3! It’s this whole bullshit about a mummy thinking Mario is its baby or something. It makes no sense and the boys love it, especially this non-Lou Albano version of Mario that is the character at his absolute oldest and grumpiest. Toad kills it too. Love that fucker.
107 minutes | 5 months ago
AI Dungeon Mario
In an effort to streamline the writing of new Mario and Zelda cartoons, Mark and Jeremy enlist the help of AI Dungeon to help them author some new adventures. There are highs and lows, to say the least. Highs — Mark and Jeremy get all the characters in Mario and Zelda to smooch. Lows — uh, you’re gonna just have to listen. I don’t want to say it here. This was a lot of fun and there’s no way we ever do it again.
20 minutes | 5 months ago
What The Float
Mark and Jeremy get together for a shorter than usual episode to discuss thanksgiving, parades, the free Cameo service they offer, and several oddly specific podcasts, both real and fake.
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