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Champagne incident reveals the snakes living in the Bachelor Mansion.

Peter is fly - as IN HE FLIES PLANES. EVERYONE ON THIS SHOW IS VERY YOUNG NOW.

Couples are starting to form, which is great. One of the couples involves Clay, which is not great.

We are back on the island, but never too far from Stagecoach! Blake had sex with all of the cast, including us, and we are HERE FOR IT.

Double Ep! Hannah takes four men to the fantasy suites. We also have a painful Men Tell All. Enjoy more fun things at keithjameswrites.com

Hometowns! Luke tells a wonderful story we have all heard before. Hannah can't make the tough choice. Enjoy more fun things at keithjameswrites.com

Luke remains in the game and you will *gets in your face* NOT LIKE IT. Enjoy more fun things at keithjameswrites.com

Chris and Hannah look back on the season while pretending this is an episode. Enjoy more fun things at keithjameswrites.com

Luke P continues to cast an awful shadow, taking his role as The Luke Ness Monster. Enjoy more fun things at keithjameswrites.com

Luke P and Cam have a tough time understanding that others need to speak to Hannah B. Enjoy more fun things at keithjameswrites.com

Luke P is a Boy With Luv and no discernible talents! The boys are not happy with Cam, which is understandable. Enjoy more fun things at keithjameswrites.com

Hannah B meets the boys, and the boys are coming for her! Some are not there for the right reasons. Hannah B gets a little help from some old friends. Find more fun things at keithjameswrites.com

Hannah B's Contestants are here! The gang makes bets on: First four gone Last four remaining Villains Who we would date <333333 Follow more podcasts and writing on keithjameswrites.com