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If we are elected as podcast presidents, we promise to do the following: A personal alarm DJ for every citizen! A creepy groundskeeper for every haunted house! And of course…Pizza Fridays nationwide (not including Alaska, Hawaii, and island territories.) Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

You are becoming Chris and Eli… What should we put in the description? The ostrich-sized chimps were a great bit. Maybe sprinkle in the Crosswire Lore Dump and combine it with crabs? Whatever we pick will be fine, it’ll be a treat for a very particular kind of listener who reads these! Okay, now GET OUT OF OUR ITCHY HEADS - Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

Oh, so you want to listen to an episode of our podcast huh? Well now you have to listen to ALL OF THEM! That’s called good parenting. We don’t want to do a bad job and get called out by literally everyone on the street. We’d be trash, like Thomas Edison’s reputation! Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

This one goes out to all the comedians out there, even though you can’t read this description. We didn’t mean for this episode to be a Des Moines Travel Guide, but Aqualand and Adventureland paid us BIG MONIES. Before you visit though, make sure to get your check-up from the IQ doctor and pair up with a swim buddy (who is either a shark or your teacher). Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of two dads, taken too soon due to embarrassing their kids. And thanks to Chili’s Too for catering this event. We tried cooking it ourselves but we broke down in the produce section when no one was there to explain. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

We like to think each of our episodes are layered with great content, divinely inspired. There's a right way to listen, and then there's Chris's way. Special thanks to bivalves of all shapes and sizes, underutilized set designers, and the Brain's mastermind plan peeking out from the bushes. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t - *Correction: Will Shortz was mistakenly referred to as Will Wright in this episode. Sorry Will (and Will)!

Yo mama is so good at playing the cello…wait I think I misspelled something. How embarrassing, that made my face red, man.  B-side includes: The four stores your town needs (and Mr. Morris cleans them all), getting called out by inept store clerks, and fiddle diddy dark bunny backpacks. Quack, quack. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

Hiya kid! This episode is down here in the sewer, with me! Come on in, we’ve got piles of Chris clones, fan scripts for Supernatural villains, and Midwesterners talking about the weather.  Oh, you have to get your car washed at church? Well, maybe another time then. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

Cozy up next to the fire for another episode. Who started it? Not Caveman Arthur, surely! Even if it gets out of hand, Superman will just reverse time and save the day. Just remember to pick the right side when the Clown War comes a calling (and book a Craigslist dad for more muscle). Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

If you kids wanna get to the roof, you’re gonna have to do me a few favors: One: Stop the Phil Collins wannabe screaming up there Two: Take my karate robe to the dry cleaner Three: Pick up some generic chips for a BBQ I'm going to later today Four: Solve this train puzzle - Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

Enough about the ship in the Odyssey, how about the Dave and Thora ship? We have indisputable proof. It’s safely tucked away in the face of our Polly Locket. If that’s not enough to excite you, then maybe the presumed end of the Tibble Twins or the promise of an EPIC Eli fumble will get you rubbing your hands together. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

Would you kindly listen to this episode of The Sugarbowl? Get in a heap with your whole town and be blown away by revelations like “Mom’s Tax Empire”, “Lewis & Clark 2: Thomas’s Many Bluffs”, and “Ratburn’s Long Cake Con.” You can trust us, we got our doctorate from a spirit board, just like Dr. DJ. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

This episode will really put your noodle through the wringer if you let it; so keep your sci-fi director on speed dial in case you need some explanations. DO NOT DIAL DW THOUGH, she’s on a crazy fake-news kick right now... Only the one TRUE 90s kid will catch all the references. Are you them? Could the prophecy finally be fulfilled? Listen and find out! Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

You may need to find your closest homie and grab their hand for this episode. And make sure you use ALL your fingers to keep that grasp strong! We talk about DARE’s unpopular attack on diseases, the prevalence of space prayer in Star Trek, and how pranks ought to be pulled. All this and more on the Magic School Bus...wait... Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

Remember that nursery rhyme about snake assassins? If it's in the chaff, grab that staff. If it's not... DON'T TOUCH IT. Enjoy our ideas on OT vampire hunters, our unique solution to political strife, and our constant love and affection for Barnes, secret agent and yo-yo master. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

You can stop scrolling: This is it. The undisputed, Best Podcast Episode Ever. Chris objectively confirmed our talent live on the episode. He even made a banner, but kinda ran out of room... If that somehow isn’t enough, you’ll also be treated to dental schemes, Beat.Hoofen, and the conflict-free cult of Chippie the Choo Choo. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

Tick tock, listeners. This episode won’t last forever. You’ll eventually have to sign on the dotted line that you like this podcast. Oh, and help yourself to some jump-pit sand and a Little Debbie. We’ll call it a “signing bonus” (maniacal laugh) Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

Chris! Chris!! Is he still asleep? I think Leo has a hold of him…  Well, while he’s out, let me tell you I HAVE SEEN A BUG’S LIFE. Maybe. Oof, running out of characters for the description here… WELP! (We’d put more in this description but we’re out on the porch, avoiding it as long as possible.) Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

Arthur hated cats. Eli hated pop music. Chris hated that last scene in Toy Story 3 (you know the one). But we all changed our minds! So don’t be an Artie, be a PERFECT CIRCLE. - Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

If you ended up plugging your ears like we (clearly) rhetorically asked, here's a quick summary: April fools olympics, wrestling vs “wrestling,” the nightmarish anxiety of waiting, a world with no personal space boundaries, Eli gets overruled in Monsters Inc court, Load Bearing Hutch. Check out Elwood City Limits! - elwoodcitylimits.libsyn.comCheck out Finding D.W.! - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/finding-d-w/id1573807855 - Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss