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The Stand Up Guys

100 Episodes

63 minutes | Aug 13, 2022
Episode 106: The Man with the Infinite Boner
The guys talk about a man whose girlfriend says has up to 100 boners every day and is tiring her out, a social media model who stabbed her boyfriend to death in Florida, the interesting etymology of various English phrases, and a man who is trying to splice Elvis's DNA with mice.
68 minutes | Aug 7, 2022
Episode 105: In-Depth Spoiler Review of Nope
The guys give a detailed spoiler-filled breakdown of the newest Jordan Peele film, Nope.  They also give their thoughts on the WB cancelling Batgirl controversy and a story involving a burglar who stole a jar full of semen that he mistook for drugs which he then snorted.
59 minutes | Jul 30, 2022
Episode 104: Tik Tok Tokin’ on Heaven’s Door
The guys talk about people dying and getting seriously injured by trying Tik Tok challenges, aggressive monkeys attacking people in a Japanese city, a woman worth 14 billion dollars who lost half of her fortune due to the real estate crisis in China, weird sayings from around the globe, scientists who are trying to bring back the wooly mammoth and their theory that it would be good for the fight against climate change, and all of the Marvel news from SDCC 2022.
62 minutes | Jul 24, 2022
Episode 103: A Little Vab Will Do Ya
The guys talk about the new act of vabbing where women wear their vaginal secretions like perfume to attract men, a woman who was arrested for masturbating in her office where people could see her through the windows, an Indian politician who got sick from drinking river water that he promised was clean and safe, a judge who took out a handgun and waved it around in a bizarre trial, bees that are dying by ejaculation due to the heat, five animals who mate in horrifying ways, fish skin being used to create vaginas for trans women, and the Chinese government freezing people's bank accounts amid financial troubles stemming from real estate projects.
83 minutes | Jul 16, 2022
Episode102: Vulgar Vicar Violates Vacuum
The guys talk about a former priest who was caught having sex with a vacuum cleaner inside of a church and a former schoolteacher who became a financial dominatrix.  Finally, they give a brutally honest spoiler review of episode 5 and 6 of the hit Disney Plus original series Ms. Marvel starring Iman Vellani.
72 minutes | Jul 10, 2022
Episode 101: In-Depth Spoiler Review of Thor Love and Thunder
The guys do a deep-dive spoiler filled review of the latest entry into the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor Love and Thunder starring Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Christian Bale, Tessa Thompson, and Russell Crowe.
65 minutes | Jul 2, 2022
Episode 100: ”The Case of the Whistling Scrotum”
The guys talk about an old man with a rare medical condition that causes air to leak out of his scrotum and cause a whistling noise, six weird ways people use semen, and what they've been watching including Stranger Things, The Umbrella Academy, The Boys, Star Trek Strange New Worlds, The Orville, Obi Wan Kenobi, RRR, James Bond, and Enchanted.  Finally, the do an in-depth spoiler filled review of Ms. Marvel episodes 3 and 4 starring Iman Vellani.
65 minutes | Jun 18, 2022
Episode 99: Are Tampons Just Mini Dildos?
The guys talk about a woman whose boss believed that tampons were sex toys and that women could shut off their periods when they want to, a man who had his arm amputated after a botched bicep curl left him with a flesh-eating disease, NASA finding human garbage on Mars, South Korean identical twins who were separated as children and reunited as adults, and a company that makes a whiskey with crabs in it.  Finally, they do a deep dive review of Ms. Marvel episode 2 on Disney Plus starring Iman Vellani.
66 minutes | Jun 11, 2022
Episode 98: The Ole No Finish Handy
The guys talk about the sex scenes and gore featured in The Boys season 3 as well as other tv including Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Trek Strange New Worlds, Stranger Things, and Rescue Rangers.  Finally, they finish things up with an in-depth spoiler review of the new Disney Plus original series, Ms. Marvel.
62 minutes | Jun 4, 2022
Episode 97: Boob Sweat and Booty Butter
The guys talk about a woman who is selling her boob sweat to perverts for big money, Butter Bean getting back into shape and challenging Jake Paul to a boxing match, a toddler who set a large fire inside of a Walmart, a woman who had a horrible skydiving accident, some scary mountain lion stories, and a man who dressed as an elderly woman in a wheelchair and threw a cake at the Mona Lisa.
59 minutes | May 28, 2022
Episode 96: Pick a Peck of Pickled Peckers
The guys talk about tourist picking endangered flowers in Cambodia that look like penises, a romance/murder author in Portland on trial for murdering her husband, a father forced to pay $4,200 for the porcelain Teletubby that his son broke, six of the weirdest gods and deities featuring the god of homosexuals and gay prostitutes, the arrest of the actor who played the red power ranger, a Japanese man who accidentally received hundreds of thousands of dollars in government covid relief and then gambled it away, scientist growing plants in lunar soil, some construction workers that saw a dead woman's skeleton on the seventh floor of an apartment building whose corpse had been rotting for months, and a Kentucky man who successfully sued his former employer for $450,000 for throwing him an unwanted birthday party that aggravated his anxiety condition.  
59 minutes | May 21, 2022
Episode 95: Pro Boner
The guys talk about an Indian couple who are suing their son and daughter-in-law for not having grandchildren, a mom who left her husband of 14 years to pursue a man she thought was her soul mate after one conversation only to be rejected, a man who had worms that came out of his anus and then burrowed under his skin, a woman who genetically wasn't the mother of her own children because she absorbed a twin when she was developing in the womb, a man that died of a heart attack while attempting to bury the body of a woman he just murdered, a city in Washington ordered to pay $125,000 to the owner of a cat that murdered possibly over one hundred other pets, and some Russian scientist that defrosted living worms that were frozen for thousands of years.
81 minutes | May 14, 2022
Episode 94: In-Depth Review of Moon Knight
The guys do a deep dive spoiler-filled review and retrospective of the Disney Plus original Marvel series Moon Knight starring Oscar Isaac and Ethan Hawke.
80 minutes | May 8, 2022
Episode 93: In-Depth Review of Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
The guys give a deep dive spoiler-filled review of the latest entry in the MCU, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness starring Benedict Cumberbatch, Elizabeth Olson, Rachel McAdams, Benedict Wong, and Xochitl Gomez.
70 minutes | Apr 30, 2022
Episode 92: A Case of the Ole Condom Lung
The guys talk about weird things found in people's lungs including a condom and a growing tree seed, a man whose microwave turned against him after he integrated it with an AI technology and a microphone, a group on Indian men who were arrested after raping and eating a monitor lizard, an artist who claimed he fell in love with the Mona Lisa and frequently has sexual dreams about her, a woman who had to be rescued after she fell into an outhouse trying to get back her phone that she dropped, and some weird historical things women did for beauty including removing ribs and eating tapeworms.
60 minutes | Apr 23, 2022
Episode 91: Two Dickheads are Better than One
The guys talk about a baby born with two penises whose parents decided to have one of his penises removed, a bunch of people who got sick at a wedding because marijuana was cooked into the food, Mike Tyson punching a man on an airplane, a scientist who thinks the Loch Ness Monster legend may have been inspired by a whale penis, a boy who survived a landslide by hiding in a refrigerator, a potential treatment for premature ejaculation that involves getting your penis shocked with electrodes, a terminally ill man who was arrested for mooning a speed camera which was an item on his bucket list, and a college class offered in Utah centered around pornography.
66 minutes | Apr 16, 2022
Episode 90: Listen to Us Before You M@sturbate
The guys talk about a guy who suffered a terrible injury from masturbating, an Arizona man arrested for freezing hundreds of live animals to death in his freezer, Cheetos being illegal in Germany, a real-life Popeye man who is risking his health by having injections in his arms, the governor of Texas bussing illegal immigrants to Washington D.C., and they also have a lengthy debate about free speech and censorship.
65 minutes | Apr 9, 2022
Episode 89: Jehovah’s Shitness
The guys talk about a scheme to convert religious people to atheists, Wrestlemania, the MCU, a man that accidentally sent in his STD test with a job application, six bizarre heists in recent history, a man that crashed his new Ferrari just two miles away from the car dealership where he bought it, a plane that had to emergency land after its windshield cracked, a woman who got shot in the back in high school and fifteen years later the bullet made its way to the surface of her skin and had to be removed, and the story of the toughest pub in the UK where a man got shot with a crossbow.
65 minutes | Apr 2, 2022
Episode 88: Taking a Stab at Dat Pizza A$$
The guys talk about a man who stabbed his girlfriend in the ass after they had an argument over what restaurant they were going to eat pizza at, a man that lived with his dead son's body in his house until it was only a skeleton, a woman with a rare condition that causes her to urinate alcohol, a company trying to make and sell lab grown lion meet as well as other synthetic meat made to replicate exotic animals, a former Yale administrator that stole 40 million dollars by pretending to buy computer equipment, a man that died from competing in a taco eating contest, funny puking and pooping stories, China developing technology that allows babies to grow in artificial wombs, a man who once buried a school bus full of children and held them for ransom now possibly getting approved for parole, a man who lived in an airport for 14 years to avoid his family, a rich sheik in the UAE that had a gigantic custom Hummer made for him, the Will Smith slapping Chris Rock Oscars controversy, and Russian soldiers dying of radiation poisoning after digging trenches in Chernobyl.  
60 minutes | Mar 26, 2022
Episode 87: Come to Daddy
The guys talk about a man who was catfished by his estranged father who was trying to reconnect with him, a Florida man who was arrested after he asked the police to test the purity of his meth, a man with ALS who can now crudely communicate with people due to a new experimental chip implanted in his brain, the mystery of who the artist Banksy really is, a person who successfully received a double lung transplant, a woman that lost her memory after catching a cold, a school that locks up their toilets while class is in session, and five people in Switzerland rumored to be part of a cult that leapt to their deaths from a seventh story balcony.
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