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Mortal Kombat (2021) - Katty's Beige British Tapas   GET OVER HERE!!! It's 2021 and we have a new Mortal Kobmat film. Who would have predicted this? In this episode Cham, Katty, and The Hobo discuss this new take on this video game.  There is a version of a top 3, but it's not the normal format. Hope you enjoy this too.  By the end they ask, is Mortal Kombat a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start. Part 1: Mortal Kombat 2021: 00:00 - 25:59 Part 2: Mortal Kombat 2021: 26:00 - 49:35 There are also spoilers for the title feature. If you hear anything you don't want spoiling, simply skip ahead. Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoiltmilkpodcast Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Twitcher and all other platforms Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music. Twitter - @greavous https://soundcloud.com/greavous

Mortal Kombat (1995) - The Many Uses of a Bag For Life   Prior to the release of the new 2021 Mortal Kobmat, Cham, Katty, and The Hobo chat about the original Paul WS Anderson version from 1995. They also chat about games they would like to be seen made into films.  By the end they ask, is Mortal Kombat a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start. Top 3: 00:00 - 18:48 Part 1: Mortal Kombat: 18:49 - 36:11 Part 2: Mortal Kombat: 36:12 - 59:44 There are also spoilers for the title feature. If you hear anything you don't want spoiling, simply skip ahead. Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoiltmilkpodcast Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Twitcher and all other platforms Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music. Twitter - @greavous https://soundcloud.com/greavous

Point Break (1991) - Butt surfing and tossing dogs **This episode was recorded via Zoom due to COVID restrictions.** Cast your mind back to 1991, if you're alive, things are great, it's pre-internet and the god that is Patrick Swayze is alive and stirring loins of men and women alike. The Spoilt Milk Trio discuss this cult classic and ask how wooden can Keanu get? In the pre-amble, the worst movie remakes are discussed. Does Point Break still deliver a Fine Luxurious Cheese flavour after all these years or has it become a Spoilt Milk? Please be aware of bad language and crude humor from the start.   Top 3 Worst Remakes: 00:44 - 19:35 Part 1: Point Break: 19:39 - 36:23 Part 2: Point Break: 36:27 - 01:04:56   Links:  IMDB - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102685/ Empire - https://www.empireonline.com/movies/reviews/point-break-review/     There are also spoilers for the title feature. If you hear anything you don't want spoiling, simply skip ahead. Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoiltmilkpodcast Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Twitcher, Apple Podcasts and all other platforms Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music. Twitter - @greavous https://soundcloud.com/greavous   Tags: Point Break, Nightmare on Elm Street, Karate Kid, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,

Song of the Sea (2014) - Sexy Cartoon Characters & The Rules of the Internet   This episode was recorded earlier in the year via Skype and was shelved due to slightly sub par sound quality. It is still very listenable, so please stick with it as it is a very good episode and worth your time.    Prior to the release of Cartoon Saloon's new animation - Wolfwalkers, Cham, Katty, and The Hobo chat about the 2014 Irish animation 'Song of the Sea'. They also chat about sexy cartoon characters and the rules of the internet.  By the end they ask, is Song of the Sea a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start.   Top 3: 00:00 - 12:30 Part 1: Song of the Sea: 12:31 - 27:10 Part 2: Song of the Sea: 27:11 - 44:43 Links:  Wolfwalkers 5 Star Review in The Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2020/oct/31/wolfwalkers-review-cartoon-salon-tomm-moore Song of the Sea 5 Star Review by Empire Magazine: https://www.empireonline.com/movies/reviews/song-sea-review/   There are also spoilers for the title feature. If you hear anything you don't want spoiling, simply skip ahead. Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoiltmilkpodcast Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Twitcher and all other platforms Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music. Twitter - @greavous https://soundcloud.com/greavous

Cham, Katty, and The Hobo continue to remote drink and remote care while discussing the 1996 classive movie DragonHeart, starring Sean Connery, Dennis Quaid and Dina Meyer. You can also see the full video of the episode on the Spoilt Milk YouTube channel.   By the end they ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start. There are also spoilers for the title feature. If you hear anything you don't want spoiling, simply skip ahead. Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoiltmilkpodcast Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Google Podcasts, Twitcher and all other platforms Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music. Twitter - @greavous https://soundcloud.com/greavous

The Haunting of Bly Manor 2020 - Haunted Dildo Ghost Story Cham, Katty, and The Hobo reteam after 7 MONTHS to chat about Bly Manor, the follow up to Netflix's extremely popular Haunting of Hill House.  By the end they ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start. There are also spoilers for the title feature. If you hear anything you don't want spoiling, simply skip ahead. Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoiltmilkpodcast Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Google Podcasts, Twitcher and all other platforms Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music. Twitter - @greavous https://soundcloud.com/greavous

Season 3 - Animation The Land Before Time 1988 - The Land Before Tim: Katty's Gay Child Cham, Katty, and The Hobo chat about all kinds of Dino related shiz in this Land Before Time episode. What was the original title? Is Katty's house mate Tim capable of putting out fires? Was Don Bluth a nice man? (Spoiler Alert, probably not) We also discuss an orphaned brontosaurus Little Foot and his chums, as they learn how to survive after the big earth shake. By the end they ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? They also discuss their favourite animated TV characters.  Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start. Top 3: 00:00 - 20:29 Part 1: The Land Before Time: 20:30 - 37:19 Part 2: The Land Before Time: 37:20 -  1hr exactly. Links: Manimal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugb_TIpPoWA Don Bluth YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGgMP6ZydZI There are also spoilers for the title feature. If you hear anything you don't want spoiling, simply skip ahead. Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoiltmilkpodcast Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Twitcher and all other platforms Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music. Twitter - @greavous https://soundcloud.com/greavous

Season 3 - Animation Beavis and Butt-Head Do America 1996 - Woke or Fannies Cham, Katty, and The Hobo begin their journey into animation with this Buddy Road Movie? By the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start. Part 1 Animation Season Intro: 00:00 - 18:27 Part 2 Beavis and Butt-head: 18:40 - 35:44 Part 3 Beavis and Butt-head: 35:45 - 56:43 The original Bevis and Butthead movie website -http://web.archive.org/web/19970301234958/http://www.beavis-butthead.com/ The actor that could play the Hippie teacher - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Allen_(actor)   There are also spoilers for the title feature. If you hear anything you don't want spoiling, simply skip ahead. Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoiltmilkpodcast Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Twitcher and all other platforms Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music. Twitter - @greavous https://soundcloud.com/greavous

The Spoilt Milk Top 20 films from 2000 - 2019 (Part 2) Cham, Katty and The Hobo have compiled lists of their favourite 20 films since 2000. In this section we cover our final 10 films each. There is No Top3 this. Please be aware of bad language and crude humor from the start. Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoiltmilkpodcast Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Twitcher and all other platforms Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music. Twitter - @greavous https://soundcloud.com/greavous

The Spoilt Milk Top 20 films from 2000 - 2019 (Part 1) Cham, Katty and The Hobo have compiled lists of their favourite 20 films since 2000. In this section we cover 10 films each. We will release part 2 shortly with our next 10 films. There is No Top3 this. Please be aware of bad language and crude humor from the start. Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoiltmilkpodcast Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Twitcher and all other platforms Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music. Twitter - @greavous https://soundcloud.com/greavous

Weird Christmas Movie Trailers 2019 - Dirty Ass Santa Movie In Cham absence, Katty and The Hobo watch weird-ass Christmas movie trailers, which include rapey elves, space Santa and a Santa who has seemingly kacked his pants and is trying to hide it from the kids. Timings and film trailer links in the description below. There is No Top3 this time and there is no rating but we do decide which is the weirdest. Please be aware of bad language and crude humor from the start.   Santa with Muscles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XiAYebVwQw Santa Claus Conquers the Martians: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnEJrwYXXsI Elves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLo795JFfpg A Christmas Horror Story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z3ybMTpqFw Santa and the Christmas Bunny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oORPmu-05Uw Santa's Slay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o57v1nhBS54   Intro - 00:27 Katty 1st movie - 01:30 Santa with muscles trailer start - 03:36 Santa with muscles trailer end - 05:26 Hobo 1st movie - 07:21 Santa Conquers the Martians trailer starts - 10:35 Santa Conquers the Martians trailer end - 11:34 Katty 2nd movie - 12:23 Elves movie trailer start - 14:16 Elves movie trailer end - 15:45 Mid break - 18:46 Hobo 2nd movie - 18:53 A Christmas Horror Story trailer start - 19:52 A Christmas Horror Story trailer end - 21:30 Katty 3rd movie - 23:05 Santas mucky brown trousers - 24:52 Santa and the Ice Cream bunny trailer start - 25:38 Santa and the Ice Cream bunny trailer end - 27:23 Dirty ass Santa/shitty brown pants Santa - 29:00 Hobo 3rd movie - 31:37 Santas Slay trailer start - 33:34 Santas Slay trailer end - 35:27 Final ratings - 39:41   Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoiltmilkpodcast Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Twitcher and all other platforms Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music. Twitter - @greavous https://soundcloud.com/greavous

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) Audio Commentary - They Ate Tiny Tim Cham, Katty, Laura and The Hobo watch the 90's Muppet Christmas Classic in this special audio commentary episode There is No Top3 this time and there is no rating. Please be aware of bad language and crude humor from the start. Movie Start: 01:56 Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoiltmilkpodcast Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Twitcher and all other platforms Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music. Twitter - @greavous https://soundcloud.com/greavous

IT Chapter 2 (2019) The Festival of Chaud Cham, Katty, and The Hobo venture back to Derry for the third time to meet Pennywise and the Gang. By the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? There is No Top3 this time. Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start. Part 1 IT Chapter 2: 00:00 - 21:10 Part 2 IT Chapter 2: 21:11 - 38:47 Part 3 IT Chapter 2: 38:48 - 57:34 There are also spoilers for the title feature. If you hear anything you don't want spoiling, simply skip ahead. Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoiltmilkpodcast Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Twitcher and all other platforms Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music. Twitter - @greavous https://soundcloud.com/greavous

In this episode, there is no Katty and no Hobo. Cham is celebrating the 20th Anniversary of one of the most iconic horror films of all time, The Blair Witch Project. References: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/apr/08/how-the-blair-witch-project-changed-horror-for-ever https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2018/may/21/how-we-made-the-blair-witch-project https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/30/movies/blair-witch-project-1999.html https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/66812/17-found-facts-about-blair-witch-project Music used: Radiohead - Burn the Witch Queens of the Stone Age - Burn the Witch Witchcraft - Witchcraft Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoiltmilkpodcast Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Twitcher and all other platforms Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music. Twitter - @greavous https://soundcloud.com/greavous

The Haunted Mansion (2003) Slimer the Sausage Swallower. Cham, Katty, Laura, Zac and The Hobo agree to head into a Haunted Mansion with Eddie Murphy for this Family Spookfest. By the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? We also discuss our top 5 Ghosts. Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start. Top 3 Ghosts: 00:00 - 14:04 Part 1 The Haunted Mansion: 14:05 - 27:16 Part 2 The Haunted Mansion: 27:17 - 46:13 There are also spoilers for the title feature. If you hear anything you don't want spoiling, simply skip ahead. Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoiltmilkpodcast Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Twitcher and all other platforms Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music. Twitter - @greavous https://soundcloud.com/greavous

IT (2017) Two Year Anniversary Podcast Sluts In the summer of 1989, a group of bullied kids band together to destroy a shape-shifting monster, which disguises itself as a clown and preys on the children of Derry, their small Maine town. Cham, Katty and The Hobo head to the sewers of Derry once again to discuss the latest adaptation of Stephen King's classics novel and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? We also discuss our top 3 Russians in Film. Forgive us. Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start. There are also spoilers for the title feature. If you hear anything you don't want spoiling, simply skip ahead. Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoiltmilkpodcast Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Twitcher and all other platforms Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music. Twitter - @greavous https://soundcloud.com/greavous

Night Watch Nochnoy Dozor (2004) Katty's Jizzy Space Balls Adventure Hundreds of years ago there was a battle between the Warriors of Light and the evil Warriors of Darkness. Realising that they were evenly matched, the two sides agreed to a truce. The fragile peace between good and evil is kept in place by two groups: the Day Watch and the Night Watch. Cham, Katty and The Hobo dive into the gloom, fangs first and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? We also discuss our top 3 Russians in Film. Forgive us. Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start. There are also spoilers for the title feature. If you hear anything you don't want spoiling, simply skip ahead. Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoiltmilkpodcast Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Twitcher and all other platforms Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music. Twitter - @greavous https://soundcloud.com/greavous

The Dark Crystal (1982) Aughra's Chogger Nips Fucking wet Jen, has been told that he is the last survivor of the Gelflings. After hearing word of a prophecy, Jen sets out to try to find a shard of the dark crystal, a powerful gem that once provided balance to the universe. He also takes on the evil Skeksis and plays some bangin’ flute tunes on his way. Cham, Katty and The Hobo delve into the murky, jerky world of The Dark Crystal and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? We also discuss our top 3 Films that are unintentionally scary.  Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start. There are also spoilers for the title feature. If you hear anything you don't want spoiling, simply skip ahead. Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoiltmilkpodcast Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Twitcher and all other platforms Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music. Twitter - @greavous https://soundcloud.com/greavous

Season 2 One Cut of the Dead (2019) Kamera O Tomeru Na! A one-take low-budget zombie film takes an unusual turn in this twisty-turny offering from Shinichiro Ueda. Cham, Katty, The Hobo and special guest Leila, take a bite of this Zombie themed Japanese flick and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? We also discuss our top 3 (of which, we will not spoil). Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start. There are also spoilers for the title feature. If you hear anything you don't want spoiling, simply skip ahead. Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoiltmilkpodcast Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Twitcher and all other platforms Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music. Twitter - @greavous https://soundcloud.com/greavous

Season 2 Mystery Men (1999) Fucking Smash Mouth In Champion City, a team of "Super Heroes" find themselves upstaged by the city's most successful superhero, Captain Amazing. When Cap goes missing, this band of cretinous fuck heads have to pull their fingers out of their stupid fucking arses and put up a fight.  Cham, Katty and The Hobo discuss this 90s Ben Stiller romp and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? We also discuss our top 3 worst movie tropes.  Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start. There are also spoilers for the title feature. If you hear anything you don't want spoiling, simply skip ahead. Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoiltmilkpodcast Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Twitcher and all other platforms Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music. Twitter - @greavous https://soundcloud.com/greavous