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"Strap your belt on kid. We’re going in."

"Wow! You were great!" "I am so glad we spent our life savings on this podcast!" - Us two after podding for the last 5 years.

If it's called "Uncharted" then why do they have a map?

"Will I make mediocre podcasts like yours when I grow up?" "Probably. You take after your dad." -J. Excellence's child in the future one day.

The rain was so heavy it broke new ground.

"You're asking me to be rational. That is something that I know I cannot do." - Anakin in Episode 2 foreshadowing his actions in Episode 3.

"The SpoderPod I don't know is a better podcast than the one I do know."

“You see, I take these glasses off, she looks like a regular person, doesn't she? Put 'em back on... formaldehyde-face!” - Roddy Piper on your mother

"This is random, but I want to make Ofi say "poo." How should I make him do it?...This has been weighing on me." - The reason this podcast started, allegedly. 

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Spodius The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the internet would tell you. It’s a Spod legend. Darth Spodius was a Dark Lord of the Spod, so powerful and so wise he could use the Farce to influence the Spodorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the Spod side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from Spoding. The Spod side of the Farce is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his Spod, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice Spoded him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from Spod, but not himself.

An episode in which speaking English = being a good guy, caring about the health of your friends = bad, and promises that SOMEONE is gonna end up a bald-headed geek.

"...Cause life is like a mop...sometimes life get full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff and you gotta clean it out.  You gotta put it in here and rinse it out and start all over again.  And sometimes, life sticks to the floor so bad...a mop is not good enough, you gotta get down there with a toothbrush...you gotta really scrub...you gotta get it off! But if that doesn't work, you can't give up! You gotta stand right up, run to a window and say "HEY! These floors are dirty as hell and I'm not gonna take it any more!"" -Stanley Spadowski, American hero

Say what you want about the plot, gameplay, premise, level design, controls...ok, pretty much 99% of the game, but I Am (All of Me) is STILL a banger.

"The bike-ridin', note-takin', toliet-gropin', hired then fired son of a gun...The Golden Boy, Kintaro Oe! WOOOOOOO!" - the main character of this show, probably.

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Wait a minute...Anakin hates sand...and ends up murdering a bunch of sand people...It really is like poetry. Movie still sucks, though.

How the hell did we talk about this for 2 hours?

Wow, I can't believe Fateful Findings got a clean sweep this year, but when Neil Breen is involved, what else did you expect?

"Sorry I'm late, I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get in this movie!" -Some guy from an alternate universe , probably. (Apologies for the audio quality, recording in your living room with other people at home is a bad idea.)

Sixty Men... Three Rings... 1 big clusterfuck.