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Hey, we're back! Sorry for being MIA. On this week's episode we talk about trials and blessings of 2019. Grab a cold one and listen to us ramble again. Fun fact: we recorded a Youtube video for this podcast, but it was so cringe. We are still debating if we should post it or not. 

On this week's episode, Dotty and Mia discuss their educated thoughts on their new favorite show, Love Island. No, NOT the US one. We only talk about the British one, because that's the only version that matters. We talk about the intricacies of the show and what would happen if we were on the show. WE LOVE YOU LOVE ISLAND! 

It's season 2 episode 1! Dotty and Mia talk about LA stereotypes and what LA has done to them. They talk about brunch and BRUNCH and what LA has done to them. 

On this week's episode we answer all your burning questions and give you advice. We put our therapist caps on. Enjoy! 

On this week's episode we talk about sex! Raunchy. The good, the bad, and the way to do it (CONSENT IS SEXY). We talk about fantasies, sex education, and the talk. Grab your lube kiddos! Safety and honesty is the way to go. 

On this week's episode we talk about our dream Sweet Sixteen party. We have no budget, no parents to tell us no, and the imagination of a pubescent teen. What's your dream sweet sixteen? 

On this week's episode we channel our ASMR talents and update you on what's going on in our lives. Plot twist, Mia got dumped again. We play our favorite ASMR noises and laugh at ourselves. Dotty is not good at stage whispers despite being a thespian. 

On this week's episode Dotty and Mia talk about conspiracy theories. Mia realizes she wants to become a lizard person or that maybe Dotty is one. Are these theories real? What is life? 

On this episode, Dotty and I embark on the popular Youtube tag, the Boyfriend tag. Grab your S.O. or a friend you want to make your S.O. and test out those waters. How well do you guys know each other? 

On this week's episode, we discuss our experiences with social media. Listen to how Dotty was trolled, and how Mia used MySpace exclusively as a celebrity shrine of worship. 

On this week's episode, we share what is on our bucket list. It's simple and sweet and something kind of neat. Learn a little about us and share what's on your bucket list with us on instagram. Life is too short, might as well check all these things off.

On this week's episode, Dotty flies to Japan and learns Japanese from a sensei (teacher). Join her and learn some useful phrases yourself. She learns that Japanese people are super respectful. A little too much so. It's exciting and fun! She struggles and learns the art of Japanese. Warning: If you find Mia annoying, she talks a lot in this episode. 

On our latest episode, we talk about pop culture and all of that entertainment stuff people like to talk about. We attempt to predict the Oscars and talk about the latest romantic G-O-S-S-I-P with the celebs.

On this week's episode, Dotty and Mia attempt to create somewhat creative inventions. Some are ridiculous while others are actually useful. Please do not steal our ideas, we worked very hard on them. Also Dotty wants to bring back Crocs so Mia is slightly concerned. 

On our 20th episode we have a special guest, Mariah. We talk about life, Los Angeles, and so much more. We even busted out mimosas for her. That's how special she is. 

On this episode we sort of attempt to talk about how growing up in the 90s were like. Then we sort of come to the realization that we grew up in the 2000s but by then it was too late. BOP IT? SKIP IT? 

On this week's pod, we attempt to become a murder mystery true crime podcast. Do we succeed? The answer is a chilling, no. We are not cut out for crime and gore. We attempt to kill each other and fail. Dotty's alibi sucked. 

On this week's episode, we attempt to put our science cap on and talk about artificial intelligence and technology. We talk about our friend (he's not actually our friend) Elon Musk. Enjoy soulmates! 

On this week's episode we talk about dreams and what they mean... Or what we think it means. Learn about why we dream and what kind of weird things we dream about! 

Would you rather be friends with Mia or Dotty? Let us know. Just kidding, don't hurt our feelings. On this week's episode we ask random, somewhat thought provoking would you rather questions. We get deep. Like real deep. So deep it'll put your a** asleep.