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“Gelatinous and oceanic… is how they will describe this podcast.”

“Pizza’s not my cup of tea”

“You should be humiliated, just having your balls out like that. They’re so tiny. And there’s WAY too many of them, to be quite honest. You haven’t even entered puberty. What gender is this even? You have so many balls. And you’re so young.” “Stop being a dick and start being a dude” “What an odd experiment for the world to get to watch America deconstruct itself from the inside out, and all it took was an orange-headed ninny muggin.”

In this epidude we cover topics from a prosthetically modified t-rex to political doomism to binge watching to psychopathy, and everything in between! #obvi

“This is The School for Orphaned Homosexual Chads and Karens”

“Add one part yogurt, one part leather couch, and you got yourself an apocalypse yogurt” “Quit being such a can’t!” “When you woke up today, before you even registered that you were a person, you were already an asshole.”

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“A talc-covered tribble”

“Swollmate” “Friends… but on steroids… with cats!” “A savage of cats” “A swoll of bros” “A parade of gays” “A ballsack of supremacists” “I think that trump supporters have 70-80% of America’s skin flaps. Superfluous skin folds and cockles.” “My butt writes just as good of jokes as Louis CK” “You’ve never gripped a thing until you’ve had two thumbs on one hand”