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For this episode Dave and Seth choose a movie that is about anything but lockdowns. Seven youths complete an epic adventure to save their neighborhood from the evil developers hellbent on building a new golf course. Gold filled pirate ships, pursuit by violent criminals, first kisses, and the second greatest movie/candy tie-in of all time. Join us as we go straight to the Goondocks with The Goonies Thank you for listening! Please subscribe and give us a 5-star rating. We would love to hear from you: shortpantspodcast@gmail.com @spmoviehour

Can a movie penned in a weekend be great? Can the studio that brought us Superman IV and Masters of the Universe produce a great movie? Is Madmartigan great? What really is great anyway? These questions and more will be answered as Dave and Seth discuss the Cannon Films production of "Cyborg" starring Jean Claude Van Damme. This movie will spoil your supper by filling you up on action while not providing any nutrional substance, but you won't care. Who needs vitamins, or plot for that matter? This movie is a snapshot of 80s b-movie action and we are glad to have watched it, we hope you will be too! Thank you for listening! Please subscribe and give us a 5-star rating. We would love to hear from you: shortpantspodcast@gmail.com @spmoviehour

Part of Terry Gilliam's Imagination Triology, Time Bandits is a fantastical journey featuring some of the great events in history. Youngster Kevin is whisked away by the Time Bandits as they run from the Supreme Being and Evil at the same time. Join Dave and Seth as they discuss the issues with excessive technology and consumption, as well as marital "problems." Thank you for listening! Please subscribe and give us a 5-star rating. We would love to hear from you: shortpantspodcast@gmail.com @spmoviehour

Seth and Dave are back from the archives with a brand new episode and joined by our friend Tim. Nothing in their cushy lives could have prepared Seth and Tim for what they were about to encounter with this week's film, Iron Eagle. Join us as we discuss teenagers run amok, attempted murder, Ronnie Raygun,treason,killing terrorists,and overt homoeroticism! All of the things that made the 80s great! Thank you for listening! Please subscribe and give us a 5-star rating. We would love to hear from you: shortpantspodcast@gmail.com @spmoviehour

The 1980s helped define the buddy cop genre, Turner and Hooch changed the formula by including a dog as the buddy. The other film of that year to feature a dog was K9 and who remembers that? This movie was so influential that Seth's family even acquired a Dogue de Bordeaux, apparently they do drool a lot. We are joined this week by our friend Frank, this epidsode comes again from our archive of recordings made before we worked on fine-tuning the audio quality. Thank you for listening! Please subscribe and give us a 5-star rating. We would love to hear from you: shortpantspodcast@gmail.com @spmoviehour

This episode was pulled from our vault and comes before we started fine-tuning our audio quality. Join Dave and Seth as we welcome this week's special guest, Frank! We discuss the forgetten 80's action flick Remo Williams and find that this is where the adventure begins and ends. Delightfully bad with plenty of camp this movie contains a Statue of Liberty sized level of fun, make sure to watch before listening to the episode. Thank you for listening! Please subscribe and give us a 5-star rating. We would love to hear from you: shortpantspodcast@gmail.com @spmoviehour

In this almost 80s Christmas Classic Ernest P. Worrell (Jim Varney) lovingly bumbles his way to helping Santa Clause (Douglas Seale) find a replacement. Ernest is joined by teen runaway Harmony (Noelle Parker) as they rescue Santa from sleazy talent agents, the police, and poison snakes to convince Joe Carruthers (Oliver Clark) to take on the duties of Santa. Hilarity ensues in this slice of 80s camp with tons of heart! Thank you for listening! Please subscribe and give us a 5-star rating. We would love to hear from you: shortpantspodcast@gmail.com @spmoviehour

Travel back in time to acquire whales in order to save the earth, or elaborate scheme so Captain Kirk can hit on a cetologist? Find out on the this episode of The Short Pants Movie Hour. We are joined this week by our friend and closet Trekkie, Trav. This Trek journey with the TOS cast has a divided opinion amongst fans and non-Trekkies alike. With a series that is set in the future this film offers a look at life in 80s America, complete with Ruskies, punks, and synthsizers!

Over the course of thirty years this film has gone from a movie that couldn't find an audience to a bona fide cult classic. With Halloween approaching, as well as the release of the documentary "Wolfman's Got Nards", join Dave and Seth as we explore Monster Squad. Thank you for listening! Please subscribe and give us a 5-star rating. We would love to hear from you: shortpantspodcast@gmail.com @spmoviehour

Kyle Reese travels back in time to protect Sarah Connor from being Terminated, the outcome of which will determine humanity's fate in the post-apocalyptic wasteland that is the future. Join Dave and Seth and you will see why 2029 will not be like 1984 Thank you for listening! Please subscribe and give us a rating. We would love to hear from you: shortpantspodcast@gmail.com @spmoviehour

Join Dave and Seth as we take a deep dive in to the trauma of war, situations that escalate quickly, bladed weapons of the 80s, and the benefits of keeping your town drifter free. First Blood set the stage for the American icon John Rambo and it isnt the movie the franchise became as "Last Blood" is set to be released. Thank you for listening! Please subscribe and give us a rating. We would love to hear from you: shortpantspodcast@gmail.com @spmoviehour

Treasure trove of childhood wonder, or 1000-gal tank of high-octane nightmare fuel? Why not both! The guys are joined by their friend Trav as they discuss hippie lizards, hero-assigned masculinity, and anatomically correct puppets, all on a deep-dive of 1982's "The Dark Crystal". Thank you for listening! Please subscribe and give us a rating. We would love to hear from you: shortpantspodcast@gmail.com @spmoviehour

Dave and Seth discuss this 80's classic that was recently remade. Join us as we talk about saturday morning cartoons, what it meant to want the hottest toy, and when dolls come to life! Episode recorded 06/22/19

Episode recording on May 11, 2019

Episode recorded on April 13, 2019

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