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Josh Higuera was a corrections officer for 7 years & stationed in gunatamo bay & victorville. We talk about pranking prisoners, treat prisoners with respect, losing a parent, weird prison rules, gay comedians turning straight comedians gay, cooking in prison cells, becoming a comedian after working in prison, and more. Time Stamps: 0:21 - Josh was stationed in Guantanamo Bay & Victorville Federal Prison 1:29 - being a corrections officer (C.O.) puts you in a dark place 3:04 - prisoners don't act like what you see on TV 4:24 - some COs bullied prisoners 7:56 - blood doesn't squirt when you get stabbed 8:53 - A gang leader saved 30 COs lives 11:18 - an inmate got the literally teeth kicked out of his face 14:01 - easiest prison job 16:62- why you should treat prisoners with respect 19:08 - Josh loves his kid but used to hate kids 20:19 - Cuban prisons don't have medical resources for serious injuries 23:06 - Josh started standup comedy at the same time he was in the academy 25:11 - redefining success & happiness & losing a parent 27:43 - growing up with an abusive father 30:00 - why do Josh & Mike do standup? 34:54 - protective measures against your body degrading 38:28 - Josh tries to guess what Asian Mike is & Japanese is aggressive 39:24 - Arabic sounds aggressive 40:33 - favorite Korean foods 42:56 - Mike shot a short film with food poisoning & sh*t himself 44:16 - balancing comedy & being a single father 49:20- in prison child sex traffickers are accepted vs. child molestors 51:29 - Josh's first day as CO saw 2 buff convicts blowing each other 57:44 - do some prisoners turn gay or always were gay? 1:01:38 - some straight comedians are secretly gay or just desperate 1:06:13 - catching a prisoner with a knife in his butt 1:09:36 - pranking the prisoners 1:14:24 - allowing prisoners to cook in their cells 1:19:44 - catching an illegal gym in prison

Today we talk about Rihanna's Super Bowl performance, intermittent fasting, eye infections, facing fear of dancing, flushing toilet with feet, white dude's don't wash their butt, & more.

Dentist Dr. Daniel Lee is here. We talk about abusive dentists, teeth grinding, how to become a dentist, Mike's teeth get diagnosed, quitting residency, bad breath during cleaning, learning to love dentistry, struggling with the hate towards dentists, patients unleashing their trauma, every smile has a story, toxic Korean optimism, sticky rice causes cavities, dangers of replacing all your teeth, preventative measures to save teeth, how dentists rip you off, finding the right dentist for you, and more.

Diana Hong is here and out of the Korean closet. Today we talk about her struggle with coming out to Korean immigrant parents, accepting gay identity, trans Koreans, mommy issues, psych wards, embracing physical insecurities, racist parents, gay identity, quitting golf, and more.

OnlyFans model Nekomiiya is here. We talk about what it's like growing up the "loser" chubby girl that guys secretly hooked up with, Anime niche in OnlyFans, pain kinks, open relationships in the sex industry, best friends cheating, embracing low self esteem body issues, growing up the weird kid, business lessons from the adult industry, & more.

Sam Vaknin is a professor of psychology and the author of "Malignant Self Love: Narcissism Revisited". We talk about how to deal with a narcissist, power of intimacy, the dangers of the self help industry, trauma and abuse, "experts" on the internet, downfall of society, sex and love addiction, how a fetish develops, therapy is overhyped, how to be attached to reality because of dissociation, & more.

Mike goes on a spiritual journey in this 100th anniversary episode and things come full circle. We talk about spam texts, loving and hating comedy, anime spoilers, hacked instagrams, smoke and mirrors of life, fear of losing mom and grandma, commitment issues, vulnerability, & more.

Jake has a 10 inch dong and he hates it. We dive deep into why it sucks having a big dong & the advantages of having a smaller dong. Most guys wish it was bigger, this episode will make you happy it's not. Average is good guys.

Today we have Kazumi and Kat. We talk sex parties, smashing Johnny Sins, horror oral stories, evolution of butthole girl, 50 man gangbang, financial domination kink, Kazumi is an anime nerd, sexual freedom, red pill, OnlyFans haters, and more.

Steve Chu is a Baltimore Chef and co-owner of the restaurant Ekiben. We talk about drunk lobsters, selling steam buns from a hotdog cart, opening your first restaurant, Chipotle business training, competitive father-son relationships, employee conflict resolution, sacrifice of a chef, and more.

Traditional dating? Gino and Rae have been in a loving open relationship for 8 years. We talk about how to make polyamory work, forcing monogamy, bisexual sex, dealing with jealousy, lazy women in bed, infatuations, dating while poor, late bloomers, fake relationship obligations, the root of charisma, and more.

Sammy is a red pilled Latina who believes in traditional dating and the manosphere. We talk about a woman's aging process, nobody is "the prize", black pill, true misogyny, what attracts women, radical feminism, single moms, absent fathers, dating cheaters, lack of empathy for men, and more.

Today we have Neuroscientist Dr. Trish Leigh. We talk about how porn damages the brain, fixing porn addiction, NoFap, birth of fetishes, most people fap compulsively, how to fap healthily, creating new neuropathways, developing healthier relationships, pair-bonding, The Butterfly Effect, extreme sports, dangers of edging, and more.

Today we have OnlyFans creators Jadasaur & Kitty Li. The girls talk about being sugar babies while Mike and Jason reveal their dick size. We also talk about making money using sex appeal, liposuction, hooking up with your boss for a raise, erectile dysfunction, butt stuff, micropenises, toys in the bedroom, bleeding foreskins, humping stuffed animals, waifus, OnlyFans haters, scandalous comedy bookers, dumb pretty people, OnlyFans paywalls, & more.

Today we have MMA fighter & Anime lover - Anton Bex. We talk about starting MMA, collecting bugs, Airhead balls, adrenaline dumps, Pride FC, hunterxhunter, Koreatown accents, Chinese N word, abusive Vietnamese girls, body hair, 4-way hookups, Dragon Ball GT, passive aggressive communication in intimate relationships, how jujitsu applies to standup comedy, and more.

Jiaoying Summers used to hate Asian men but now loves them. We talk about being discriminated for dark skin in China, how Asian stereotypes damage Asian men, ugly face = freedom, vegan kombucha white dudes, average dick energy, Asian women hating Asian men, Armenian BJs, empowering sons to respect women, suppressive fathers, Kanye West's laugh, racist attacks, & more.

We talk about jealous comedians, dating to feel better, Korean fried chicken, Congolese internet, Congo vs African Americans, getting lost in the hollywood sauce, delayed gratification = happiness, toxic masculinity vs masculinity, latte liberals, African marriage helps prevent divorce, immigrant parents survival mentality, poverty & homelessness, and more.

This episode is full of sexual tension and we dive balls deep into pegging empowers women, bad smells, doms and subs, sex with ghosts, losing confidence in life, parents abandoning kids, dating controlling men, Angry Korean Men, Asian inferiority, not liking oral, sex is mental, guys kissing guys, sex on drugs, impressing your significant other, and more.

Mitchell Lamar is here and teaches Mike and Jason about gay love making, bottoming and topping, prolapsing, coming out of the closet, accidental racism, Airforce discharge, shaving your body, Gucci Mane tattoos, bushy eyebrows & more.

Comedian Andy Van is here. We talk about getting paid on Venmo as a gigalo, controlling your anger, admitting you're wrong, pegging, Asian last names, palindromes, angry Vietnamese girls, overcoming physical insecurities, half the shaft to keep virginity, raising dating standards, friends betraying you for girls, & more.