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CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Henzoid: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4252 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Humanoid Figure was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-4252 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Body Kicks Kick into Head Leather Boots OCP-1207-052-01.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Body Kicks Kick into Head Leather Boots OCP-1207-052-02.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Magic Burst Hissy Searing Burst Chimey OCP-0159-17.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Magic Poofs Short Breathy Bursts Wheezy Exhale OCP-1520-042-02.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Magic Poofs Short Breathy Bursts Wheezy Punchy OCP-1520-043-02.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Magic Poofs Short Breathy Bursts Wheezy Punchy OCP-1520-043-07" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "SFX - person falling on wooden floor.wav" by blouhond of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-4252 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

1. Yes, SCP-093 is still happening. I took a break from it to clear my head and get through some of our easier-to-put-together episode requests before picking it up again in January 2022. Our patrons were treated to an exclusive premiere of the Blue Test and Green Test from 093 (around 40 minutes total) as thanks for their support and patience the past several months. The full 2+ hours of SCP-093 will be released to all listeners mid-Spring 2022. 2. Though we released fewer episodes in the past year than the years prior while preparing SCP-093, our patrons got a steady stream of bonus content throughout. This month alone (March 2022) they got a batch of outtakes, the Green Test premiere, and a new Joke episode. Special thanks to new(-ish) Patreon patrons -Magnus, A Kettler, Aaron Watts, Abraham Perez, Adam Cooper, Aidan Lowe, Alexander Whitcanack, AlexTheObnoxious, Andrew, andrew olson, Angelica Herrera, Aren Bell, Ashley Potter, AverageMarcus, Axol_The_Axolotl, Bazingler, Benjamin O’Donnell, Benji, Brandon Furia, Clement, Colin Chlistovsky, Chris.Wheezy, Chris Lisenby, Circe Jagd, Codythewolf, Cole, Danial Joy, Darian Walter, Doc white lowpelt, Duane Megyesi, Ean Anderson, Ej BloodShot, Essmews, Ethan Kelly, Fly Purgatorio, FriedAri, Gabish, Gavin Bardenpratt, Ghoul, Gina Pena-Martinez, Glitch the Iron, Grant Bell, HaroldTheIdiot, HiRoAZ, HudgiNy, hugo TUAL, Jackson Razor, Jasmine Evans, Jess, John Wayne, Jordan Scheuermann, Josh Steveson, Joshua Mumma, Julien Beal, Kalie Smith, Kate, Katia Ortiz, Kaz Gaming, Kelnozz, Kima Genome, Lillybethel, Kyle McCartney, L Maurice, Lenny Henery, Lisa Hogan, Local Vampyre, Logan, Logan Cheshire, Logan Potter, Luke Cody, Malcolm McD, Mark Muetzel, Mary Hildebrand, Melvin shermen, mossycomet, Nathan Boylan, nei720, Nevan, Philip Rauch, Pierce De hOra, ragafragamagawaga, Sabrina Dixon, Samoht, SamusAransBooty, Sarah Fodriga, Scottie Thotty, SewingWithFire25, SharkyMarx, Simon Mohr, Skywishes, Spencer Perry, TearsOfMania, ThatBlazinInferno, that guy7747, TheDefectivePawn, The Phantom Eyes, Thomas Burns, Tiana Day, Tonya Hassell, Travis Wilhelm, Trey Adams, Tristan Schiller, Trodeno, Velvette Noir, Violet Gill, and Yumiko. Consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-06 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY WrongJohnSilver: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2203 LIcense: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2203 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Ryan Wojo. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Yossipossi: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5001 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-5001 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

Content Warnings: Descriptions of extreme violence, gore, kidnapping, murder, and torture, all of/involving children; body horror; and mention of excrement. ---- This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Disownedbook16. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Hercules Rockefeller: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4666 RUSSIAN TRANSLATION BY CTapbIu_XyJIuraH, WITH EDITS BY Antonida Kocharova. License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent Antoni Kowalczyk was provided by Leo Grinberg. The voice of Ekaterina Morozova was provided by Antonida Kocharova. The voice of E.M.'s Interpreter was provided Antonida Kocharova. Antonida is a Russian singer and barrister based in Oxford, UK. She is currently studying for a Masters in Vocal Performance at the Royal Birmingham Conservatoire, specialising in opera and classical song. However, aside from formal concerts and opera shows, and oral advocacy within the courts, she enjoys using her voice for projects beyond her comfort zone, including recording demos for non-narrative contemporary opera, wartime Russian songs, and debating. This is Antonida's first foray into voice acting, which she hopes to do more of in the future. Learn more about Antonida at https://www.antonida.com/ ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Winds-WindThroughCrackedWin.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "Machines-HospitalHeartMonit.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-4666 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patrons, Jackson Razor and Benji. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY djkaktus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2316 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Agent was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The Voice was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Dr. Harrison was provided by Brittany Carlton. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Chair on Tiles - Fast.wav" by PsychoPancake of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "Channel Offset Triple Beep Cleaner.wav" by shimsewn of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Sensor Beeps.wav" by nebyoolae of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2316 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Adam Cooper. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Tanhony: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1437 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1437 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, ragafragamagawaga. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Rounderhouse: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5140 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-5140 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY MayD: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3540 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-3540-1 was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Agent Kay Gittings was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of SCP-3540-2 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Music Credits "Songs and Dances of Death - II. Serenade" by Modest Mussorgsky Anne-Lise Bertsen(soprano) and Einar Henning Smebye (piano), Mussorgsky: Songs and Dances of Death; Sibelius; Wagner: Wesendonk Lieder Victoria ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-3540 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

An SCP Tale by FullHazard: www.scp-wiki.net/revised-entry Features SCP-173 - The Statue: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of John was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Other D-Class was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Bright was this time provided by Christian Jasper. ---- Sound Credits "Abstract Ambiences 05-Layer 01 Deep-Drone.wav" by SoundBits / PSE "Alert4.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ATM Insert Card.wav" by engreitz of Freesound.org [Sampling Plus 1.0], altered "BodyFall-BodyFallsOnWoodS_2.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "Bone Break Snap Crack Gore.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "concrete blocks moving2.wav" by FreqMan of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Concrete,Drag,Smooth,Med 10.wav" by JR Fountain / PSE "Concrete,Drags,Mvs,Hits,Low 2.wav" by JR Fountain / PSE "HEAD CHOPPED OFF 01 CS.wav" by Clack / PSE ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/revised-entry Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Von Bright. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Moto42: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-173 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

The following entry was originally released 2-Jan-2020 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrEverettMann: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5308-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Prof. █████ (in 5308-J-1-13) was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of D-3534 was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Prof. ██████ (in 5308-J-3-2)was provided by Raymond Duke. The voice of Dr. ████████ was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "concrete blocks moving3.wav" by FreqMan of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Gun Cock.wav" by SmartWentCody of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Headshot 2.wav" by SilverIllusionist of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "LowerGunCock.wav" by WoodMoose of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "RIFLE_GUN_SHOT_01.wav" by MATTIX of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ShoesWalkTiles01.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "ShoesWalkTiles02.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Weapons_GunUnHolster.wav" by duckduckpony of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to new Joke episodes, outtakes, and exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-5308-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

Content Warning: abortion, obstetrical body horror ---- This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Brittany Mittler. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY trenneridos: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1048 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Carver was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1048 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Abe. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY TRANSLATED BY ghostchibi: http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-2744-jp License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2744-jp Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Dee. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- An SCP Tale by kinchtheknifeblade: www.scp-wiki.net/what-passes-as-normal-in-the-digital-age Features GoI-5869 - Gamers Against Weed: www.scp-wiki.net/gamers-against-weed-dossier License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay (he/him). The voice of Dahlia ("hetcopogg") was provided by Circe Victoria Jagd (she/her). The voice of the postal worker was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. (he/him). The voice of Eli ("bones") was provided by Microsoft David. The voice of Esther ("lesbian_gengar") was provided by Lisa Hogan (she/her). The voice of Jude ("bluntfiend") was provided by Dorian Marron (he/him). The voice of Andressa ("gaycopmp4") was provided by Toby Crow (they/them). The voice of Daisy was provided by Spera Crinis (she/her). Find more of guest talent Dorian Marron on Instagram: @ dorian.eli.0 and Tiktok: @ dormar.moo. ---- Music Credits "Dahlia, Before" and "Dahlia, After" by Joshua Alan Lindsay, Copyright ©2021 by Joshua Alan Lindsay. All Rights Reserved. https://soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/dahlia-before-score-to-what-passes-as-normal-in-the-digital-age https://soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/dahlia-after-from-what-passes-as-normal-in-the-digital-age ---- Sound Credits "Activity,Class,Students Up and Leave 1.wav" by JR Fountain / PSE "Elemental - Neutral Cast Loop Illusion_1.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/what-passes-as-normal-in-the-digital-age Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

An Out-of-Character Announcement: --093 is coming! It's taking so long because it'll be a two-hour episode or bigger when it is finally complete and will include fully transformed logs featuring 80 pages of original dialog. I don't know when it will be done, but we're shooting for this month. We'll see what happens. --We also have an episode for Pride Month in the works that WILL go out this month. --100% of my Patreon earnings for June will go to the Transgender Law Center (TLC). Learn more about the TLC and find ways to donate to/support them at www.transgenderlawcenter.org. To support us on Patreon, visit patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. --Finally, a one minute clip from the Blue Test in the still upcoming SCP-093 episode: SCRIPT INSPIRED BY ORIGINAL ENTRY BY NekoChris: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-blue-test License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of D-20384 was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Control was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voices of the Technicians were provided by Xtina Pierstomlin, Russell Forbes, and Lisa Hogan. ---- Sound Credits "BodyDrag1.aiff" by bennychico11 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Cable_Zuzz_Constant_Sliding_Bys_Elevator_Cable_OCP-0409-54-07.wav" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered "CABLES_CREAK02.wav" by Stephan Schutze / PSE, altered "Clothing_ShirtsandPants_Rustling.wav" by duckduckpony of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "dragging of telescope on crunchy grass.wav" by sjturia of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Footsteps_Dirt_ODY-1559-029.wav" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered "Gun Cock.wav" by SmartWentCody of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "GunMovement.aiff" by bennychico11 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Servo_Motor_Simulator_Quick_Jerky_Bursts_OCP-1476-039-01.wav" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/ooc-03 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

The following entry was originally released 4-Dec-2019 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DJ Suptic: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-safe-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to new Joke episodes, outtakes, and exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-safe-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

"Amber Skies" by THECARETAKER, Copyright ©2021. Used with permission. http://www.archiveofourown.org/works/23859124/chapters/57346405#workskin For more of their work, visit normal-horoscopes.tumblr.com/ Consider supporting them at patreon.com/user/community?u=9725935 ---- The voice of the narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Teacher was provided by Toby Crow. The voice of the Student was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Original music ("Amber Skies: Intro" and "Amber Skies: Main Theme") by Joshua Alan Lindsay, Copyright ©2021. All Rights Reserved. It can be found here: https://soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/amber-skies-intro https://soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/amber-skies-main-theme ---- Sound Credits "ominous bassy rumble drone.flac" by Timbre of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "Rushing_Water_No_Traffic.wav" by Krisboruff of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Water Drip Loop [mono].wav" by D W of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Cover art by terrafey, Copyright ©2021. Used with permission. For more by terrafey, visit terrafey.tumblr.com/ and www.instagram.com/terrafey/ Leave a tip on ko-fi.com/terrafey ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Visit our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

The following entry was originally released 6-Nov-2019 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY djkaktus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Baker was provided by Lillian Boyd. The voice of SCP-049-J was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Cat, Screaming, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "FX_the_swinging_of_the_stick.wav" by Haykrich of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Tearing Sinews, Breaking Bones.flac" by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to new Joke episodes, outtakes, and exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-049-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

The following entry was originally released 2-Oct-2019 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrConnors: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-017-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to new Joke episodes, outtakes, and exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-017-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com