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It's the XXX episode we couldn't release until AFTER DARK! The Boys might have you spinning your own wheel this week, as they talk about pornography! You might go blind doing that, but you don't need to see, you just need to hear! It's a podcast so good it's like aural sex! So why not press your own play button now! InnYOURendo!

Do you feel safe in your home? Well if you do, you're a FOOL! CRIMINALS may be a cowardly, superstitious lot, but that won't stop them BREAKING DOWN your door, TAKING everything you own, and MURDERING you, your family AND YOUR GUINEA PIGS while you sleep! Luckily for you, The Boys this week are talking about home security! Protect your home and your loved ones! Learn how to stay safe!! PRESS PLAY RIGHT NOW!!!!

Ahoy! It's adventure on the high seas and torrenting episodes of Winning Streak this week, as The Boys talk about piracy of every kind. But will it be wenches treasure and spiced rum all round, or funding organised crime with ripped copies of Spice World: The Movie? There's only one way to find out, Scoundrel Fans! Buckle your swashes and PRESS AVAST!

Children - They say that they are the future, but what kind of dark dystopian hellscape would that future be, if it were The Boys would were molding and shaping these bright young minds of tomorrow? Would YOU let those two babysit your little bundle of joy? This is one epsiode that is definitely rated Parental Guidance! 

For more than thirty thrill-packed episodes, The Boys have been giving advice on how to make your life better. But after the shocking end of the last episode, who is going to advise them on how to mend a broken friendship? Will the wheel ever spin again? This episode is the episode where we don't just jump the shark, we train the shark to ride a motorbike, and have it jump ANOTHER SHARK! 

They say that distance makes the heart grow fonder, but how does any relationship survive across the vast empty gulf of space and distance? Just what do either of The Boys know about maintaining a healthy relationship, distance or otherwise? And how exactly does their relationship, the epic bromance that's 1 part Lethal Weapon to 2 parts Ant & Dec, survive with The Boys on opposite sides of the country? Or perhaps more accurately, how CAN it? It's the mid-season finale cliffhanger episode, Scoundrel Fans! After this, NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!!!

Death! The only certainty in life! It comes for all of us in the end and after thirty cracking episodes, it's finally come for The Boys! But will The Boys go gentle into that good night? And just what travel advice can they give for navigating that great undiscovered country? There's only one way to find out, Scoundrel Fans! Prove that there's life after death and PRESS PLAY NOW!

It's surely likely to be more mad world than Mad Men this week, as The Boys get creative about Advertising. But will the world buy what they're selling? Or will they be angrily skipped over like an ad at the start of a Youtube video? You know where to find that answer, Scoundrel Fans! PRESS PLAY NOW! 

The Boys are going to be up all night to get lucky this week, as week, as they talk about parties. But when they start planning a party of their own, is it going to be more of a Beastie Boys bash, or a Venga Boys crash? There's only one way to find out, Scoundrel Fans!

The Boys take to the world of online dating to look for love. What could go wrong, right? A lot. A lot could go wrong. Terrible monstrous things could go wrong. The kind of things you'll actually have to hear to believe. If you thought that The Boys weren't soulless monsters, then this is one episode you won't want to miss, Scoundrel Fans! We're sorry. We're so sorry. 

Could this week's topic of fitness be the perfect fit for our two lovable sculpted Adonises? Is there anything that these modern day Charles Atlases don't know about fitness and exercise? I think we all know the answer to that one, Scoundrel Fans! Listen!

Rejection; we've all felt its sting. But how can you cope with its cold, cruel lash? Cry no more, Scoundrel fans, as The Boys are here to help you you through this darkness. If you've ever had to deal with the pain and shattering heartache of being knocked back, then this is one epsiode you can't afford to miss. 

It's the episode that everyone's been waiting for, as those two taste-makers tackle the topic of Style! If you've ever had niggling doubts about your own personal look, then worry no more, because the boys are here to set you straight! BLAZERS AHOY!

Addiction. It ruins lives, destroys families, and tears friendships apart. So course The Boys are going to tackle it with their trademark sensitivity and tact. What tv show is Andy addicted to? Who is Seamie's favourite fictional addict? And where do The Golden Girls and horse tranquilisers fit in with all of this? There's no time for reading descriptions, Scoundrel Fans! Press play and find out!

A subject truly close to The Boys' hearts this week, as they tackle the whirlwind world of celebrity! Crazy fans, celebrity meltdowns, chocolate buttons and sex crimes; this one has it all! Not to be missed, Scoundrel Fans!!

The Boys discuss what they like and dislike in a pub. Will their friendship be torn apart by disagreements over the best pub snack? Can they ever agree on music in pubs? Will this be the topic to finally put an end to the greatest podcasting partnership since Alexander Grahame Bell and Mr. Watson? And just how many times can Seamie say "y'know" in ten minutes? YOU'LL NEED A STRONG STIFF DRINK AFTER YOU LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE, SCOUNDREL FANS!

Are you afraid of things that go bump in the night? The boys tackle supernatural horrors from beyond the grave, as a Strange Power takes control of the wheel! What terrified Andy as a child? What famous writer's ghost has Seamie encountered? And does Andy really know how he's going to die?!? THIS EPISODE IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!

They were the best of friends; two fresh faced young scamps who only wanted to chat with the world. But are they about to be torn apart by the rock and roll lifestyle that they never wanted? Lost in an ocean of addiction, infighting and choking on chocolate, is it all over for our favourite wheeler dealers? This is one episode true Scoundrel-fans can't afford to miss!

Young love! Religion! Societal breakdown! Nachos! The boys tackle these issues and more! Will they find the answers they seek? Probably not! But they will likely have a beer or two, and talk some nonsense! YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS ONE, THRILLSEEKERS!

The boys are back! After weeks of technical difficulties, creative differences, name calling, fist fights, tears, and a brief stay at a "health retreat" while Andy got over his bourbon creams addiction, the boys have returned; reenergsed and rearing to go. They've a whole new name, a new site, and all sorts of exciting new bells and whistles like Twitters, and Facebooks. Even the wheel has been polished and oiled! The only thing that they don't have is any new gags, but who needs them? FACEBOOK!