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A brand new christmas episode has landed from the most iconic Gin Trio in all of West Scotland. The Alchemists also want to wish everyone a very happy and safe christmas and we will see you in the new year...

A whole year of Alchemists has passed. To celebrate, it's time for another Alchemists episode. This week the girls drink Martin Miller, Barra and Bottom Knocker Gin. Thank you to everyone who has joined us on this journey! 

The Sun is shining, the weather is...moderately warm. Why not pour a glass of that Gin you've been hiding and listen with The Scottish Alchemists? This week, the girls are drinking Makar, Gunpowder Gin and Lighthouse Gin. Enjoy!

Welcome back to The Scottish Alchemists Podcast. The girls are back and this week they're drinking Galloway Gin, Latitude 51 and The River Test. Hope everyone has a safe weekend!

Welcome back everyone and if you are a new listener then welcome to the show! We are the Scottish Alchemists and this is West Renfrewshire's Number 1 Gin and Science infused Podcast. This week, the girls talk about Withers Gin, Zealots Heart and Herno. Thank you for listening!!

It's been a week! You know what that means: New Alchemist Podcast!! This week all your favourites are back and drinking Lind and Lime, Double Trouble Pink Gin and Shed 1 Gin. Enjoy!1

The Alchemists are back!! I hope you missed them because we missed you (Even i did). Tonight the Alchemists drink Thunderflower, Porters and Glendalough. I hope everyone is excited for what 2021 has in store!!

Love is in the air. But for the Alchemists, its another excuse for a Gin Night. The girls are back for a special Valentines Themed Podcast which features some drinking of Edinburgh Gin, Latitude and Crafty Distillery. Enjoy!!

In this very special one-off episode, the Alchemists embrace and toast to a fine Burns Night.

'A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.'  It's The Scottish Alchemists Christmas Special!!! Jenni, Joyce and Carol simply could not resist gracing everyone's festivities with an extra special episode for everyone. So sit back, have a wee Bailey's (or a can of Dragon Soop), open that tub of Celebrations and enjoy this fine day. Be safe everyone and have a great day! Sound from Zapsplat.com 

Ohhhh it's almost Christmas. i can sense the sharp nipping of frost and the warm glow of festive cheer. But enough about me, this isnt my podcast. This week the girls indulge on Teardrop gin and Gower Rhosili Gin . And while i still have your attention, i just want to wish everyone a safe and happy christmas. Pour yourself a Dragon Soop or a blue WKD and have a good one. A Question of Gin, Available at: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Question-Gin-Scottish-Alchemists/dp/B08P3QVWCX/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3VVMY6OGAPXYH&dchild=1&keywords=the+scottish+alchemist&qid=1607099127&sprefix=the+scottish+al%2Caps%2C163&sr=8-1  

Full disclosure this is a re-upload, i uploaded the first one without any into?outro sound so i aplogse. Anyway, this week the girls drink Cotswold Gin, Galloway Gin and Jenni's Floral Snatch. get excited!!! A Question of Gin available at https://www.amazon.co.uk/Question-Gin-Scottish-Alchemists/dp/B08P3QVWCX/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3VVMY6OGAPXYH&dchild=1&keywords=the+scottish+alchemist&qid=1607099127&sprefix=the+scottish+al%2Caps%2C163&sr=8-1

This week on Scotland's most irrisistable podcast, the girls drink Tobermory, Mackintosh and Tanquery gin. But is that all? NO. The Alchemists have quietly been going about making something extra special for our valued listeners. I'll let the girls talk about it more in detail but enjoy! 'A Question of Gin' available at: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Question-Gin-Scottish-Alchemists/dp/B08P3QVWCX/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3VVMY6OGAPXYH&dchild=1&keywords=the+scottish+alchemist&qid=1607099127&sprefix=the+scottish+al%2Caps%2C163&sr=8-1

While scrolling through the internet to see what sick Gin deals are on, why not indulge your ears with the Scottish Alchemists? This week, the girls drink Barra Gin, Galloway Gin and Eden Mill. And if you are as excited for Christmas as Carol clearly is with the 10+ Amazon parcels getting delivered everyday, let's just say, the Alchemists are cooking something pretty exciting for the season. That is all.

It's that time of the week again. While the nights get darker and it gets sub-zero temperature outside, why not snuggle up with the warmth of the Scottish Alchemists? This week our girls drink Lumbers Bartholomew Navy Royal gin and Lubuski . So grab a nice lil duvet, grab some snackies and pour yourself a gin for this extra long episode!

Hi guys, I've been advised to tone it back in these podasts as i got a little carried away last week. I aplogise to anyone and everyone i affected and my severe lack of judgement will be amended. I hope we can all move past this togerther. This week the girls talk about Bareksten, City of London Distillery and Pienaar & Son. Thank you for everyones words of kindness and support. 

Whilst you wait for the Election results, why not indulge yourself in the Scottish Alchemists? Take your mind off the stresses of the world and listen to the girls talk about Professors Club Twisted Gin, Edinburgh Gin and Larios Gin this week. But be warned, once Jenni has a wee glass of something-something, the hardcore politician in her rears it's little head. I've bloody seen it. Jenni came to my 8th Birthday party, had half a glass of white wine, next thing i know she's went full on political mode. Started throwing pieces of my birthday cake at little 8 year old me. Scarred me for life. I'm just warning you now. Anyway enjoy.

Well after last weeks excitement i hope everyones recovered and ready for this weeks Spooktacular Spicey Halloween Special. Join the girls, all dressed in their scariest, most shockingly violently ugly monsterous costumes while drinking Gin mixed with blood and spooky witch potions. You have been warned..... EDIT: Sorry i've just been told the girls arent dressed as spooky witches or anything, that's just how they look after a drink.

Hi guys, Paolo (the 4th Alchemist) here, just wishing the gang a happy 30th Episode. It has been a real journey getting to work with the wickedly talented girls and seeing what really makes them tick. It has been a fantastic experience and one which will stick with me for life!Anyway, today's episode has the girls talk about Misty Isle Gin and Tuilagin but unfortunatley no appearance from me.  Edit: Also sorry this is a reupload, i have been informed that there was no outro or intro to this weeks episode and as a result i am no longer an Alchemist.

You Wouldn't Steal a Car. You Wouldn't Steal a Handbag. You Wouldn't Steal a Television. But you know what you would steal? Gin, probably. I don't know what I'm talking about. I've lost my train of thought. Anyway, the girls are back, but are they alone? Lets just say theres a special guest who might be along at 48:37, but i guess you're just gonna have to listen to find out. I'll do a proper face reveal and a proper podcast feature when the pod hits 100k subs. Until then, enjoy.