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Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about Roe V Wade, Nine Bad Christian Breakup Lines, the differences in the Elvis movie, Billie Eilish using a body double, a Mars probe running Windows 98, becoming a human record player to listen to the new Weezer song, Canada trying to mandate porn, and advice on the sexiest food, how streamers make money, saying no, pull out method, and more. . . . Patreon: Patreon.com/TheSchwegCast . . . Follow Schweezy: linktr.ee/TheSchweezy . . Sponsors: Novilla: https://www.novilla.net/?rfsn=5637876... FNX Fitness: fnx.grsm.io/schwegcast​​​​​​​ Privacy: https://privacy.com/join/2N62A Drizly: drizly.com/i/rkqax​​​​​

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about the Disney movie Encanto, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog getting arrested, a man spending $8,500 a year on Pepsi, Sweden making sexy trash cans, Marjorie Taylor Greene blaming the tampon shortage on transgender people, and advice on girlfriends pooping, Ancient Aliens, losing weight, defeating witchcraft, and more. . . . Patreon: Patreon.com/TheSchwegCast . . . Follow Schweezy: linktr.ee/TheSchweezy . . Sponsors: Novilla: https://www.novilla.net/?rfsn=5637876... FNX Fitness: fnx.grsm.io/schwegcast​​​​​​​ Privacy: https://privacy.com/join/2N62A Drizly: drizly.com/i/rkqax​​​​​

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about the Cancel Schweezy Drinking Game, Stranger Things (Season 4), why people like Jesus but not the Bible, the beef between Kenny Loggins and Garth Brooks, Microsoft Kinect creator resigning after watching VR Porn, a Christians Against Ms. Marvel Facebook Group, Ted Cruz being jealous of Pete Davidson, and advice on handjobs, women shaving, rebublicans being bad people, horse kicks, religious people being dumb, sex for men, stop being homophobic, and more. . . . Patreon: Patreon.com/TheSchwegCast . . . Follow Schweezy: linktr.ee/TheSchweezy . . Sponsors: Novilla: https://www.novilla.net/?rfsn=5637876... FNX Fitness: fnx.grsm.io/schwegcast​​​​​​​ Privacy: https://privacy.com/join/2N62A Drizly: drizly.com/i/rkqax​​​​​

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about saving a bird, Francis Chan being cringe, Smash Or Pass: Nickelodeon Edition, Doc Antle arrested by FBI, Jared Leto contributing to the Morbius meme, Mariah Carey getting sued, Man getting his diploma after owing $4.80 for a book, and advice on a mom having an OnlyFans, dating someone you aren't attracted to, showering men with affection, and more. . . . Patreon: Patreon.com/TheSchwegCast . . . Follow Schweezy: linktr.ee/TheSchweezy . . Sponsors: Novilla: https://www.novilla.net/?rfsn=5637876... FNX Fitness: fnx.grsm.io/schwegcast​​​​​​​ Privacy: https://privacy.com/join/2N62A Drizly: drizly.com/i/rkqax​​​​​

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about Top Gun: Maverick, Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers, Smash or Pass: Disney Men Edition, Kourtney Kardashian drinking Travis Barker's seed, women not joining an NFT dating service, Mick Jagger throwing shade at Harry Styles, a woman eating a meal that isn't potato chips, and advice on initiating s3x, dealing with Jehovah's Witnesses, the flattering nature of a MILF, avoiding spoilers, and more. . . . Patreon: Patreon.com/TheSchwegCast . . . Follow Schweezy: linktr.ee/TheSchweezy . . Sponsors: Novilla: https://www.novilla.net/?rfsn=5637876... FNX Fitness: fnx.grsm.io/schwegcast​​​​​​​ Privacy: https://privacy.com/join/2N62A Drizly: drizly.com/i/rkqax​​​​​

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about cringe from Relevant Magazine, having a guitar fail, a man walking around Walmart to escape his wife, George W Bush accidentally mixing up Iraq and Ukraine, Identifying the Wichita Poopetrator, A man eating a Big Mac everyday for 50 years, and advice on asking a woman for an unfiltered photo, trusting a religious doctor, and plastic surgery. . . . Patreon: Patreon.com/TheSchwegCast . . . Follow Schweezy: linktr.ee/TheSchweezy . . Sponsors: Novilla: https://www.novilla.net/?rfsn=5637876... FNX Fitness: fnx.grsm.io/schwegcast​​​​​​​ Privacy: https://privacy.com/join/2N62A Drizly: drizly.com/i/rkqax​​​​​

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about using Apple Music for 3 months, Mushroom Hunting, Garth Brooks causing an earthquake, Megan Fox cutting a hole in her jumpsuit, the Johnny Cash water tower peeing, a Utah woman selling 4,000 oz of breastmilk, and advice on all female bands, body positivity being toxic, the difference between sexuality and gender, and more. . . . Patreon: Patreon.com/TheSchwegCast . . . Follow Schweezy: linktr.ee/TheSchweezy . . Sponsors: Novilla: https://www.novilla.net/?rfsn=5637876... FNX Fitness: fnx.grsm.io/schwegcast​​​​​​​ Privacy: https://privacy.com/join/2N62A Drizly: drizly.com/i/rkqax​​​​​

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about retaking his drivers test, The Dropout on Hulu, Pam and Tommy on Hulu, a California woman dropping her phone in an outhouse, sending a probe to Uranus, Biden hiring pup play fetishist for nuclear waste post, a cat becoming mayor of Hell, and advice on dating a plus sized woman, men paying for sex, women dressing for themselves, and more. . . . Patreon: Patreon.com/TheSchwegCast . . . Follow Schweezy: linktr.ee/TheSchweezy . . Sponsors: Novilla: https://www.novilla.net/?rfsn=5637876... Imperfect Foods: http://imprfct.us/v/samuel_2532 FNX Fitness: fnx.grsm.io/schwegcast​​​​​​​ Privacy: https://privacy.com/join/2N62A Drizly: drizly.com/i/rkqax​​​​​

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about his father, Fortnite player reaching level 470, Nintendo walking into porn promoting Switch Sports, MGK ripping off Paramore, Florida rejecting math books for promoting critical race theory, and advice on hiding erections, being unable to poop, splitting the bill, autism, and more. . . . Patreon: Patreon.com/TheSchwegCast . . . Follow Schweezy: linktr.ee/TheSchweezy . . Sponsors: Novilla: https://www.novilla.net/?rfsn=5637876... Imperfect Foods: http://imprfct.us/v/samuel_2532 FNX Fitness: fnx.grsm.io/schwegcast​​​​​​​ Privacy: https://privacy.com/join/2N62A Drizly: drizly.com/i/rkqax​​​​​

RIP Tim Schwegler 4/15/58 - 4/14/22

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about getting played on April Fools, teaching the youth of tomorrow, ignoring Stephen Hawking's warning to not contact aliens, Dallas getting Rick Roll'd, Nate Bargatze wearing a helmet at the Grammys, Pete Davidson delivering pizza to Scott Disick, and advice on dick pics, white people with dreadlocks, bad marriages, and more. . . . Patreon: Patreon.com/TheSchwegCast . . . Follow Schweezy: linktr.ee/TheSchweezy . . Sponsors: Novilla: https://www.novilla.net/?rfsn=5637876... Imperfect Foods: http://imprfct.us/v/samuel_2532 FNX Fitness: fnx.grsm.io/schwegcast​​​​​​​ Privacy: https://privacy.com/join/2N62A Drizly: drizly.com/i/rkqax​​​​​

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about Joe vs. Carole on Peacock, Hillsong: A Megachurch Exposed on Discovery+, how to listen to music, a Denver man in trouble over a pickleball court, Will Smith giving Chris Rock a smack down, Machine Gun Kelly earning his fame, Canadian supreme court not allowing a Grabher licensee plate, and advice on gloryholes, fat people, changing your name, kids hygiene, getting into music school, and more. . . . Patreon: Patreon.com/TheSchwegCast . . . Follow Schweezy: linktr.ee/TheSchweezy . . Sponsors: Novilla: https://www.novilla.net/?rfsn=5637876... Imperfect Foods: http://imprfct.us/v/samuel_2532 FNX Fitness: fnx.grsm.io/schwegcast​​​​​​​ Privacy: https://privacy.com/join/2N62A Drizly: drizly.com/i/rkqax​​​​​

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about Christian Alternatives to Worship, the truth behind My 600 lb. Life, Robert Pattinson making his own pasta, Pete Davidson defending Kim Kardashian, A woman mistaking a UTI for a glass tumbler, video game addiction, and advice on making a girl laugh, fathers abandoning children that aren't theirs, age gaps, and more. . . . Patreon: Patreon.com/TheSchwegCast . . . Follow Schweezy: linktr.ee/TheSchweezy . . Sponsors: Novilla: https://www.novilla.net/?rfsn=5637876... Imperfect Foods: http://imprfct.us/v/samuel_2532 FNX Fitness: fnx.grsm.io/schwegcast​​​​​​​ Privacy: https://privacy.com/join/2N62A Drizly: drizly.com/i/rkqax​​​​​

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about Christian Alternatives to Rock Bands, low effort tips to look put together, Kim Kardashian finally talking about her relationship with Pete Davidson, TikTok stars meeting at The White House, Katy Perry winning her lawsuit against Flame, a man with a transplanted pigs heart dying, and horrible advice on stealing bread, learning an instrument, pooping, attracting gay men, and more. . . . Patreon: Patreon.com/TheSchwegCast . . . Follow Schweezy: linktr.ee/TheSchweezy . . Sponsors: Novilla: https://www.novilla.net/?rfsn=5637876... Imperfect Foods: http://imprfct.us/v/samuel_2532 FNX Fitness: fnx.grsm.io/schwegcast​​​​​​​ Privacy: https://privacy.com/join/2N62A Drizly: drizly.com/i/rkqax​​​​​

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself on the 69th episode (nice) by talking about Christian alternatives to Pop/R&B artists, Jodi Arias, Casey Anthony, Elizabeth Holmes, alcoholic Mountain Dew, Dua Lipa getting a second lawsuit, Harvey Weinstein sneaking Milk Duds into prison, Jenifer and Jordan Turpin meeting Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood, and horrible advice on sex, hair transplants, celebrity crushes, gaming, and more. . . . Follow Schweezy LIVE: https://www.facebook.com/SchweezyLIVE/ . . Patreon: Patreon.com/TheSchwegCast . . . Follow Schweezy: linktr.ee/TheSchweezy . . Sponsors: Novilla: https://www.novilla.net/?rfsn=5637876... Imperfect Foods: http://imprfct.us/v/samuel_2532 FNX Fitness: fnx.grsm.io/schwegcast​​​​​​​ Privacy: https://privacy.com/join/2N62A Drizly: drizly.com/i/rkqax​​​​​

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about Christian Alternatives to Punk/Hardcore bands, a Buzzfeed emo crush poll, a woman who quit her job to breastfeed full time, the war in Ukraine sponsored by Applebee's, a possible Beyblade movie, the new Pokemon game announcement, and horrible advice on protesting, christian conversion, a pick me girl co-worker, and more. . . . Follow Schweezy LIVE: https://www.facebook.com/SchweezyLIVE/ . . Patreon: Patreon.com/TheSchwegCast . . . Follow Schweezy: linktr.ee/TheSchweezy . . Sponsors: Novilla: https://www.novilla.net/?rfsn=5637876... Imperfect Foods: http://imprfct.us/v/samuel_2532 FNX Fitness: fnx.grsm.io/schwegcast​​​​​​​ Privacy: https://privacy.com/join/2N62A Drizly: drizly.com/i/rkqax​​​​​

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about Tick. Tick... Boom, The Secrets of Playboy, the Peacemaker finale, Boston man getting stabbed for not flushing the toilet, Slash thinking iPods sound too digital, Jonny Greenwood turning his keyboard off during band practice, Garth Brooks returning to Notre Dame, and horrible advice on Kanye West, drinking and driving, gender reveal parties, and more. . . . Follow Schweezy LIVE: https://www.facebook.com/SchweezyLIVE/ . . Patreon: Patreon.com/TheSchwegCast . . . Follow Schweezy: linktr.ee/TheSchweezy . . Sponsors: Novilla: https://www.novilla.net/?rfsn=5637876... Imperfect Foods: http://imprfct.us/v/samuel_2532 FNX Fitness: fnx.grsm.io/schwegcast​​​​​​​ Privacy: https://privacy.com/join/2N62A Drizly: drizly.com/i/rkqax​​​​​

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about The Eyes of Tammy Faye, what Taylor Swift song he is based on his favorite valentines day foods, Netflix doing another price increase, James Blunt being used to annoy protesters, Potato Perfume, polygamy becoming legal in Kenya, and advice on passing kidney stones, women being nice to you, burning books, and more. . . . Follow Schweezy LIVE: https://www.facebook.com/SchweezyLIVE/ . . Patreon: Patreon.com/TheSchwegCast . . . Follow Schweezy: linktr.ee/TheSchweezy . . Sponsors: Novilla: https://www.novilla.net/?rfsn=5637876... Imperfect Foods: http://imprfct.us/v/samuel_2532 FNX Fitness: fnx.grsm.io/schwegcast​​​​​​​ Privacy: https://privacy.com/join/2N62A Drizly: drizly.com/i/rkqax​​​​​

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about the origins of Daddy, I Am Shauna Rae on TLC, Build-A-Bear making grown up toys, Southwest Airlines bringing back booze, A pastor burning Twilight books, Furries saving LGBTQ+ books, and advice on interviewing Donald Trump, fighting hunger, black people being more talented, foot fetishes, and more. . . . Follow Schweezy LIVE: https://www.facebook.com/SchweezyLIVE/ . . Patreon: Patreon.com/TheSchwegCast . . . Follow Schweezy: linktr.ee/TheSchweezy . . Sponsors: Novilla: https://www.novilla.net/?rfsn=5637876... Imperfect Foods: http://imprfct.us/v/samuel_2532 FNX Fitness: fnx.grsm.io/schwegcast​​​​​​​ Privacy: https://privacy.com/join/2N62A Drizly: drizly.com/i/rkqax​​​​​

Schweezy attempts to cancel himself by talking about his scale for the perfect woman, nutritional information on Little Debbie's snacks, A review of Falcon and the Winter Soldier, Tucker Carlson wanting to fuck an M&M, Taylor Swift writing her own music, Jonah Hill fighting Grogu, Tom Holland being nervous meeting the other Spider-Men, and advice on shopping local, being illiterate in 2022, dating with emotional baggage, and more. . . . Follow Schweezy LIVE: https://www.facebook.com/SchweezyLIVE/ . . Patreon: Patreon.com/TheSchwegCast . . . Follow Schweezy: linktr.ee/TheSchweezy . . Sponsors: Novilla: https://www.novilla.net/?rfsn=5637876... Imperfect Foods: http://imprfct.us/v/samuel_2532 FNX Fitness: fnx.grsm.io/schwegcast​​​​​​​ Privacy: https://privacy.com/join/2N62A Drizly: drizly.com/i/rkqax​​​​​