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We've reached 40 episodes!! Im very happy to have had the chance to sit down with Cracked.com columnist and author, Wayne Gladstone. I met Wayne on another show, The Man Cast Weekly, we shared a mic and some laughs. He is a naturally funny man, and I think you will all agree! We talk about comedy, sex, his books, and everyone gets to listen to me search for sex toys while only finding butt plugs. This is a great show to end a great podcast! I promised you guys and gals some BIG news, and you'll get to hear all about my new adventures in podcasting and beyond! It's going to be a crazy year with me, so buckle up!   You can find Wayne's books HERE and you can follow him on Twitter HERE! This week's song is Supertramp's - Goodbye Stranger. You can buy it on iTunes HERE!

In today's episode I sit down with radio personality, Ralph Sutton. He has hosted Tour Bus Radio for the past 15 years (and counting), and is now currently a co-host of the SDR (Sex, Drugs, and Rock n' Roll) podcast with Big Jay Oakerson. Ralph and I talk about stealing music before stealing music was cool (but obviously not cool), and some of the cool people he's been able to interview. We talk about threesomes, masturbating, sex, and a few other things. Check it out!

In today's fun episode of Scatterbrains I bring to you one of my favorite people, Amy Hawthorne. Amy and I talk about how we met in LA at one of Sam Tripoli's famous Naughty Shows, and get into some stories. Amy talks about her job as a writer for multiple comedy news sites (including her own: comedygroupie.com), and producing standup comedy shows in LA and in New York. Did I mention we talk about the walk of shame? Well, we do! Don't miss it!   Today's song is by Portugal, The Man "Creep in a T-Shirt." You can find it on iTunes!

It's February, and Im hibernating. My buddy Lee was kind enough to stop by and have a fun chat with me. We talk about everything from mommy and daddy issue to the Vietnam War while we (I) wait for a crepe delivery. We also talk about my trip to AEE/AVN Awards, and how a guy can cum buckets. It's a pretty rad episode, guys and gals.

In episode 36 I sit down and chat with comedian Michael Brigante. We talk cover everything from protests and gambling to comedy and relationships. We cover a lot of ground, you should listen.

For the first show of 2015 I have on comedian, Steve Marden. I met Steve a couple months ago at The Stand and we instantly became buddies. Steve is also new to the New York comedy scene, but is kicking ass and making a name for himself. He has his own weekly show at the Laughing Devil, and has been guest spots all over the place. We talk about how he got into comedy and some of his life experiences that help inspire his comedy. Steve has done some time and is 6 years sober, so he has some stories, to say the least. We also get into what the meaning of the "friendzone" is, and how to work in and out of it. We cover quite a few topics in this very enlightening and fun show, enjoy!

For the last show of the year I decide to review the worst of the worst of 2014. I did try to find some good things, but most of it was shit. Actually, the legalization of gay marriage was really cool, and the feds backing of marijuana, but other than that it's been a pretty shitty year for the world. I actually had a great year, so of course I feel like an asshole. I pretty much just ramble and swear a lot in this episode. Enjoy, and Happy New Year!

 For episode 33 I decided to take my new, and slightly sexually awkward friend and comedian, Jaqi furback to her first adult industry convention. I thought it would be fun to introduce her to some pornstars and find out what she thinks of the convention overall. For those unfamiliar with Exxxotica, it is a huge show that travels all over the country throughout the year where you can meet some of your favorite pornstars, webcam girls, and strippers. You can buy sex toys, movies, dick suckers, and SO much more. Jaqi had a lot to say about a lot of things, and it is as awkwardly hilarious as I had hoped for! We had the chance to talk to Misty Stone, James Bartholet, Ron Jeremy, Joslyn James (which I kept getting mixed up with the 90s singer Joslyn Stone.. Sorry, Joslyn!!), Belle Knox, Allie Haze, Venus Lux, and Julia Ann. This is a live recording from the event, so you will hear everything as we were walking through it. So much awesome, you can't miss this show! 

For this week's segment of 'Sex News' I discuss a study of how a woman's body can carry the Y chromosome in her blood stream and organs from different types of pregnancies and even through sexual intercourse, for the rest of the her life. I then talk about the two Austrian teen girls that left their homes to become part of the ISIS terrorist group. They are known to be married and pregnant, but now they want to come home. I also get into the 10-year-old Pennsylvania boy that murdered an elderly woman, and the Catholic Church's ups and downs with homosexuality. In a new segment simply called 'Health and Beauty" I take they "no-poo" challenge. And no, it is not about pooping, it is about not using shampoo. I also talk about how to get rid of discharge stains in women's underwear without spending a fortune on pantyliners. In 'As the Porn World Turns' I talk about Brazzer's director, Just Dave, offering $10K to a gossip blogger for proof of comments she made about a porn agency owner soliciting sex from one of his models. This week's Hero is Prince Ea. I have a feeling he could start an entire movement for the greater good of all, and I like it! This week's Idiots are the healthcare "professionals" at Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital, for not only having 1, but now 2 of their healthcare workers contracting Ebola, and possibly even one of the worker's dogs.

This week I am all over in true scatterbrains form with a slew of fun, interesting, sad, gross, infuriating, inspiring, and disturbing things. Basically, just another day. I start out with telling the story of how my bestest friend and current birthday girl met at a strip club. She is 4'11" I am 5'11," there was fight, shit gets real. I then discuss the new research on the "female orgasm," and how the old research of the vaginal, clitoral, and G-Spot orgasms are all wrong. Proving, that people still don't know how to make a women cum. I move right into breast cancer awareness month, the charities that feed off of it, and the chef from Australia that killed and cooked his transsexual wife. I also get into a little bit about Sanford Rubenstein, Stephen Collins, and once again, Adrian Peterson. In 'as the porn world turns' I talk about the different award shows that will be taking place soon and what they really mean. Although, I did completely forget about the XRCO Awards.... My bad. My 'hero of the week' is Britney Maynard. Britney is a terminally ill woman with brain cancer that has chosen what day she is going to die instead of suffering through what the cancer will do to her. She currently lives in Oregon where assisted suicide is legal. This is a topic very close to my heart, and I think she is very brave for talking publicly about it. My 'idiot of the week' is Faye Grant, pedophile Stephen Collins' wife. She knew and had tapes of her husband's confessions and held onto them until recently, because they are getting a divorce. In my opinion, she is just as guilty as he is for keeping it quiet. It's a packed one, guys and gals, enjoy!

Welcome to the 30th episode! It has been a great experience so far, and I can't wait for more! This week I keep it short and sweet with only a few stories that had caught my eye over the past week. To start out with, I discuss the coverup of the death of Charlotte aka "Chuck," the groundhog New York City mayor, Bill De Blasio apparently dropped. Did he really drop her, or did she jump? And why do female groundhogs always get used for these types of events, but never get credit for being a female? On the more serious side, I discuss the recent child sexual abuse case against two female teachers in Louisiana for allegedly having a threesome with a 16-year-old male student, and why it's not cool just because they're females. I talk about how sexual abuse affects boys just as much as girl, and how society and the media sees these types of sexual abuse cases against women. Closing out the show I talk about the sad attempt (and epic failure) of a lawsuit former porn performer, Katie Summers and her jaded, mentally unstable boyfriend, Rob Black had against the owner of Evil Angel productions, John Stagliano, and why they decided to drop the case. It's hilarious.... and sad. This week's "Hero of the Week" is Chris Johnson of the Baltimore Ravens and his wife for their fight against domestic violence. They have been speaking at different events and are really trying to spread the word against domestic violence. This week's "Idiot of the Week" is Ted Cruz, because he's Ted Cruz.

Welcome to the first episode of the official brand new format! Otherwise known as, episode 29. The people have spoken, and since I like the people, I listened. Today's show is the just the beginning to the new makeover of the Scatterbrains Podcast! Following along with your nightly news reports, I have separate segments like; As the Porn World Turns, Hero of the Week, and Idiot of the Week. I give my opinion on some of the hot topics in the news, as well as some off the beaten path stories that should peak your interest. This week's show I talk about the Wisconsin man that has around 100 orgasms a day. As awesome as that may sound, it also sounds quite painful. I also discuss the hoax about the woman with three boobs, the Miss America bully scandal, Hope Solo, Ray Rice, and the mini Belle Knox documentary. This week's 'Hero of the Week" is Emma Watson and her UN initiative #HeForShe, and the "Idiots of the Week" are Sam Pepper and Bill Frezza. Download the show and let me know how you like the new format. Want something added, or taken out? Let me know! Email me at alia@scatterbrainspodcast.com

Episode 28 is just me again, and I like it! Apparently, so does everyone else, so thank you! This show is a solo show because I need to change the format of my interviews from LA and I do not have the equipment for it, but I know someone that does and he is working on it for us! Until then, you can listen to me talk about my trip to LA and the comedy shows I saw and was on. There is also some fun banter about the new Miss America, the Right to Life Foundation, and Planned Parenthood. I couldn't leave out the NFL or Adrian Peterson and why beating your child is not the answer. There's even some more peddybear jokes and why it's ok to hump things, just not fuck them. You will also get to hear me murder a few names again, because I am great at it. A big thank you to all of the listeners! Enjoy!       This weeks feature artist is my bud, DJ Jonni Darkko. His track is called "Unnecessary Risks." You can find more of his tracks HERE and you can follow him on Twitter HERE!

For episode 27 I decided to try something new out and do an entire show all by myself. It is something I wanted to try for a while now, and since I am going to be overloading everyone with amazing interviews from my trip to Los Angeles next week, I figured now is as good of time as any! I have had a lot on my mind lately with what has been going on in the world. From people dumping buckets of water on their heads, celebrity phone hacking's, ISIS, to NFL players, and even the most disturbing sex toy I think that has ever been invented (or that has actually been made and is attempting to be marketed) a teddy bear. It's a fun show where you'll get to hear some of my thoughts and feelings on things. You may agree or disagree with me, but this show is intriguing, nonetheless!     This week's featured track, "Love Flow" remix,  is by one of my dear friends, DJ Jonny Vibe. You can find his Tracks HERE, his twitter HERE, and website HERE!

For episode 26 I have found another kindred spirit that is a refreshing slap in the face for those needing a dose of reality. Her name is Lauryn Petrie and she is a comedian. Before becoming a comedian, Lauryn had lived a rough life of drugs, alcohol, and stripping, and she isn't afraid to talk about it. We find out we have a lot more in common than expected. For example, we both "learned" how to swim by our fathers throwing us off of a pier. Although, her story has a slightly different twist. We talk about past drug addictions, the difference between "daddy" and "mommy" issues, the joys of dancing, webcamming, and forgetting things in our vaginas. We start out the interview talking about Jesus' mind control powers and how he likes to date whores, so this is not something you want to miss out on. This is the first hour long show and it is well worth the time!     Find Lauryn on Twitter HERE and check out her website HERE!   This week's featured song is called "Budget Called Broke" by my girl JMI! Find it on iTunes HERE!!

For episode 25, I have 25 year old comedian, Jacob Williams. Some of you may have seen him in season 7 of America's got Talent where he won over Stern, Osbourne, and Mandel instantly with his dry yet charming wit and hilarious twists. Jacob made it all the way to the semi-finals performing 4 times in front of thousands of people. Because of his success on America's Got Talent Jacob's new friend, Nick Cannon gave him a spot on his MTV show, Wild 'N Out. If you want to see Jacob beat Nick in a rap battle, you need to watch. Hilarious, seriously. You can actually catch him on the new season tonight (8/13/14) on Riff-Raff's team. Jacob and I get into how he got into comedy and his big move from Chicago to New York City. He tells me about his time on America's got Talent, Wild 'N Out, and the first time he met Mariah Carey. It was a fun time chatting with someone before they become super famous, because that is where this guy is headed! I also pay my respects to one of the funniest men alive, Robin Williams. He was the 2nd man ever to make me laugh next to my father, and it is truly amazing how much he touched my life. Well before I decided to be a comic, Williams' movies and stand-up were very much apart of my childhood, as many other, I grew up watching him. It is very sad to see him go, especially the way he went. Depression can be a severe mental illness and it cannot be ignored. Believe me, I have tried. Robin Williams will be sorely missed. And in other bad news, porn star Christy Mack was severally beaten by her ex-boyfriend professional MMA fighter, Jonathan Koppenhaver, AKA "War Machine." There is a fundraiser that has been started to help Christy pay for her medical bills and to help her out while she is recovering. Please, donate anything you can HERE. There is a $10,000 reward for Koppenhaver's arrest. If anyone has any information please call the Las Vegas crime stoppers at 720-385-5555. You can find Jacob Williams on Twitter HERE and his website HERE! If you like this episode's featured song, KIX by my girl JMI, you can find it on S

For episode 24 I have one of my favorite female comics who also happens to have been one of my instructors, Veronica Mosey. She is someone I can look up to, and that does not happen often. She also happens to be taller than me standing at a very sexy 6 feet. Veronica has been a stand-up comic in New York City for 17 years and she is one of the most loved female comics in the city. She has an impressive resume with appearances on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Comedy Central, TBS, Oprah, HBO, and Rolling Stones called her one of five comics to watch. So, it's safe to say I had some great help getting started. Veronica and I chat about her new baby, what life on the road is like, and how to really make money in the stand-up comedy world. We talk about what it is like being a female comic in the city and what it takes to make it. Besides a little recording error (I know, big surprise) this is a wonderful personal look into the mind of a very talented comic.     Checkout her website HERE and follow her on Twitter HERE!  

For the 23rd episode I have found the very FIRST female porn star that has turned to comedy, and her name is Mae Victoria. Originally from Canada, Mae currently lives in Los Angeles as a sex worker, or as she prefers it to be called, the erotic service industry. Mae started in adult films around 2006 till about 2007/2008. She's been doing stand-up for over 2 years now. Mae dives right in and talks about her life and views of sex work, the porn industry, and the general public's misconceptions about them all. She tells us why she got into performing in adult films and how she decided to get into comedy. We cover how sex-shaming and rape-culture have turned our society upside against women. This is a deep and insightful interview with an amazing, and funny woman!

For the 22nd installment of the Scatterbrains Podcast, I bring to you comedian, Brad Williams. Many of you may know him from Carlos Menica's show, or for the fact that he is dwarf, or both. This is definitely one of the funniest interviews I have done so far, and not just because of my technical difficulties. We talk about different phobia's, how all little people actually do know each other, and my midget threesome fantasy. We also cover sex, dating, traveling, stand-up, and so much more in this highly entertaining interviewing. We can thank Jess, from Skweez Media, for the hook-up!

This week I have the privilege to sit down and chat with one of the biggest names in comedy, Jim Norton. There is no rock left unturned and we cover an assortment of topics in this enlightening interview. We start off with some Wisconsin favorites of phlegmy cheese throats and serial killers. I still can't get over that he doesn't like the band Heart, but we move on to talk about how blogging and being on the radio gives him an outlet to express his opinions, and what happens when those outlets are taken away. We get into how the media has distorted the general public's ideas and morals, and how Twitter is a great outlet for every asshole out there that just wants to be heard. We also cover online dating, having relationships via text, and I get busted out for smoking pot again. We also cover some issues about doing stand-up and being sexy on stage and how they don't mix. We end with everything else from Amy Schumer to driving in NYC to sexy T-Girls, so go ahead and hit that play button!