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The Royal We

100 Episodes

38 minutes | 2 years ago
The House That Fart Built
Its a weird rambly one this week as we stumble through thoughts on Chinese school strippers, weird taxidermy, free chicken for life, making bank as a fetish worker and other weird stuff.
30 minutes | 2 years ago
Swaller Stampede
Nates back from America with warnings of the upcoming heartland Butter Wars and we talk long distance donkers, robots that trick kids, Hamburger the Motion Picture and more. Its dy-no-mite!
35 minutes | 3 years ago
Mystical Conditions
As another power hour comes to a close we ask you to please consult your local psychic medium if you have any information on the Deer Woman, Romani curses, or Egyptian zoos. 
30 minutes | 3 years ago
80's Chlogin
Part 2 of a power hour is where you want to be. We talk about a lot of classic goof grease topics: the 80's, drinking ghost liquids,  arm pits in Japan. You know, normal stuff. 
34 minutes | 3 years ago
That Works
Nate escaped the heat of the Taiwan sun and fled to America, so here's the beginning to another power hour. These are like any classic trilogy, we find it in the second one, and lose it in the third. Look forward to that. 
32 minutes | 3 years ago
Sex Tourism
Some chunky grease this week as we wind down the end of our 3 part power hour. Guys, be cool, don't fuck animals. 
32 minutes | 3 years ago
Out of Hand
Things get outta hand this week as we talk about Nazi teacher wrestlers, 100% Angus Young, and science is on a roll blastin' metal and making flys pop.
28 minutes | 3 years ago
Colonel Marines
It's part one of the Power Hour and we get the grease going with a cannibal rat ghost ship, wasper sex, and a years old typo that links to Aliens. Oh, and peeing? You've been doing it wrong.
38 minutes | 3 years ago
Just Floss
On a very special Friday the 13th recording, we get real creeped out by the goof grease. Hard to say what was the spookiest story, but probably the bit coin toothbrush. 
38 minutes | 3 years ago
Dog Thoughts
It's a goofy one this week folks. We talk about the old colors, elected canine officials, the best thing a robot could ever do, and we fall right into the chowder talking about the nether realm that is dead animal thoughts.Stick with with us.
38 minutes | 3 years ago
Human Tool
We've got a guy that ate hundreds of cats, another guy that's chewing stuff out of wood, Tony the Tiger might have just come out of the closet, and Sam takes some hard stances. No Free Legs!
33 minutes | 3 years ago
Digital Quagmire
We are back this week with some great Goof Grease for ya! We've got famous sexbots making choices, Taco-Arbys mix-a-roos, and Burger King Russia is up to some next level nonsense...
32 minutes | 3 years ago
Half-Assed Everything
We know you folks like'em sloppy! You like'em sloppy right? The biggest of orgies, dispatching raccoons, whiskey for your armpits and a lot more.
40 minutes | 3 years ago
About Ants, as Ants
Lots of goofs this week. We have real talk about why you should never glare at your horse, Nate tells the source of all his jokes, and we take the bear out for some ice cream.
29 minutes | 3 years ago
Hole of Legend
We pull ourselves out of the chowder for a quick tactical strike. We talk about hair to bread ratios, stoned cavemen and the invention of air, and apparently some jabroni says pain pills made him gay. We have our suspicions.
42 minutes | 3 years ago
Spider and Wasp
We're back again with some quality Goof Grease in the form of nonsense headlines. We're talking about professional Fatso's, holy toilets, Guinness World Records is making stuff up, human pet houses, the epic lives of spiders and we ask the real question... are you willing to kill your beast?
32 minutes | 3 years ago
Ra-Tking
We dive right in this week and ramble on about time travelers, surviving in pharaoh times, future-past rat kings, moon gorillas... the list goes on.
40 minutes | 3 years ago
Aesop's Grease
Lots going on this week folks. Old tires and sea monsters torment Georgia, they are breeding puppies to look like ancient creatures, and turtle news... a whole lot of weird turtle news.
40 minutes | 3 years ago
Goofs and Gadgets
We do something a little different this week and bring you some real life stupid products from the bowels of the internets. From Spook Boxes to Poop Knives to Ketchup Slices we got ya covered with the Goof Grease. So align your Spirit Goblins and get listenin!
34 minutes | 3 years ago
The Peak
Well folks, it happened. We have read what may very well be the craziest headlines in the history of the show. Yes, yes, we also talk about monkey rights, ants in heads, coked up 80's dicks and a lot more... but it's the nonsense happening in China that has effectively melted our brains. Please enjoy, and may God have mercy on our souls.
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