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The Rewinders Podcast
44 minutes | 6 hours ago
103 - Life of Brian 
A story of the life, of a man, in a place, in a time - that was of no consequence… until he was. The Life of Brian, Monty Python's 1979 film comes to the Rewinders Podcast - with quotes, impressions, and ... accusations? Come along with Joe, Ken, Andy, and Dan as they discuss a film that they almost universally watched in high school... maybe. Then, determine if it still stands up after 40-some years.
53 minutes | 14 days ago
102 - Joe Versus the Volcano 
Why just die by Brain Cloud, when you can die by throwing yourself into a Volcano? Its a simple quandary really. Easily answered after being offered unlimited funds to spend before the task is completed. Joe Banks hates his work - Joe Banks is told he will die - Joe Banks gets convinced with money to jump into a volcano - Joe Banks goes shopping - Joe Banks gets on a boat - Joe Banks dehydrates massively - Joe Banks gets married - Joe Banks jumps into a volcano. Join Joe, Ken, Andy, and Dan as they talk about the absurdity that is Joe Versus the Volcano and determine if it still holds up.
60 minutes | a month ago
101 - Hook 
Peter Banning is a lawyer... in acquisitions... and is a hot shot corporate man... with no time for his kids. Moria Banning is a loving, caring, and dependable mother to those kids. They are from London, but live in New York - because BUSINESS! But, when they return to London they discover a dark secret... Peter. Never. Wanted. To. Grow. Up. well, until he met Moria - then he wanted to grow up, but growing up meant totally forgetting his childhood. Follow Peter, as he is abducted by a tiny lady and tortured by children, until he remembers what its like to be a kid again - and appreciate what he hasn't had time for in his life because earning money was drastically more important. Then, he kills some guys on a boat - cheered on by the children that tortured him. Peter was a vehicle of murder for these torture children, and once they got the non-bloody death they required - they let Peter and his children go. Join Joe, Ken, Andy, and Dan as they talk about the movie Hook - and determine if it still holds up.
53 minutes | a month ago
100- The Beastmaster 
In a land, far away, in the middle of nowhere... there is a tribe of people in precariously built stilted huts, whom till the grass. Until Sergeant Batman rode into town and killed everyone... or so he thought! This is where the adventure begins! A king's son, who was stolen in the night... in a fashion we wont get into now, but it involves a cow, and prepared for sacrifice - saved and raised by a man in said precariously built stilted huts ditches his clothes to become THE BEASTMASTER. Oh yeah, he gets some animals friends along the way too. His first order of business... laaaaaaaaaadies. Then, vengeance. Vengeance wont potentially get him laid, so he puts that off. This movie has sword fighting, painted tigers, ferrets, and a bit of nudity to keep the horny boys interested. Join Joe, Ken, Andy, and Dan as they talk about the movie The Beastmaster - and decide if it still holds up.
56 minutes | 2 months ago
099 - The Running Man 
In the year 2017 the most popular TV show is The Running Man! Convicts get a chance to earn their freedom with a "futuristic" gladiatorial extravaganza! Lets not talk about its all a show and none of it is real. The Stalkers suck, the Runners actually never win, and Deep Fakes are much easier to accomplish than now in reality. Join Joe, Ken, Andy, and Dan as they jog along side the movie - digging deep into the shallow one-liner festival of fun. Find out if The Running Man still stands up.
31 minutes | 2 months ago
098 - Rebooting: The Rewinders Podcast [2020/season 3 Review]
Joe, Ken, Andy, and Dan have been Rewinding, and Rebooting, movies for a year now - Rebooting the podcast itself. With a bit of reflection they look back upon their first year together Rewinding movies from the 80s and 90s (mostly) and look a bit ahead as they are unshackled from the season of the Reboots. Join them for a short chat as they prepare for Season 4... the season of... Guilty Pleasures? Horrible Monstrosities? One-liners? Only time will tell...
98 minutes | 2 months ago
097 - A Very Netflix Christmas 2020: Just Another Christmas
Joe watches them once, riffs them once - and never watches them again. This week Netflix imported a holiday film from Brazil and dubbed it - and it was done pretty well actually. Its a film about a cranky guy, who hates Christmas... who gets all cranky, on Christmas... and ends up Groundhoging Christmas, sort of, thanks to Grandpa cursing him with old man magic, or something. One mistress, two homes, and three dogs later he learns the magic of Christmas. The last episode of this year's A Very Netflix Christmas - sync the audio up with the Netflix logo and riff along!
18 minutes | 2 months ago
096 - A Very Netflix Christmas 2020: A Recipe for Seduction
From left field, Bethany comes out of holiday movie riffing retirement to join me on this extra special short film. The Colonel is cooking up some chicken that is too good to not fall in love with... then Mother-in-Law... or actual Mother, I never quite understood her place in the family (as you will hear in the recording) - comes in like a poor-man's Lucille Bluth to ruin the day. Experience a full Lifetime movie in the span of 15 minutes and hear Bethany's own history that connects her to the actual Colonel Sanders, not the beefy-McBeefcake one. Joe and Bethany watched it once, and riffed it once with a special Christmas Day episode of A Very Netflix Christmas.
99 minutes | 2 months ago
095 - A Very Netflix Christmas 2020: Holidate
Why stay shackled to the same person all year when you can party with them over all the "holidays" with no commitments? Wait, but isn't agreeing to something like that a commitment?! Oh no, its already falling apart! Add a dash of a Yoda-like little girl... a non-United States accent... and a raunchy aunt and you have a "holiday" movie that gives you some chuckles between the feel-good moments. Joe watches it once, and riffs it once before never watching it again. Sync the audio up to the Netflix logo and riff along!
93 minutes | 3 months ago
094 - A Very Netflix Christmas 2020: Operation Christmas Drop
Watch it once, Riff it once. That is the way we do things during A Very Netflix Christmas. This week, we follow a penny pincher from DC who is tasked to find every reason to shut down Andersen Air Force Base in Guam. Meanwhile, a pilot who can't stop giving has to hide his "dirty secret" or single handedly close the base down due to his actions. Who knows, maybe those CG geckos will bring some luck and the pair will fall in love instead and the Christmas Drop will go off without a hitch. A ridiculous plot, a young couple who don't care for each other up front who are destined to fall in love, and a mean lady wanting to shut the base down who needs to be shown the true meaning of Christmas... its a recipe for another episode of A Very Netflix Christmas!
95 minutes | 3 months ago
093 - A Very Netflix Christmas 2020: The Princess Switch Switched Again
Feel the holiday fever with The Rewinders Podcast, or at least Joe. Its that time of the year when movie reviews take a back seat to Modern Holiday Movie Riffing! Sync up the podcast to the Netflix logo of the corresponding movie and have Joe along for your viewing to say stuff - witty or not. We only watch the movie once - and we riff the movie that one time... why? why would we want to watch these movies a second time?! Watch as Stacey and Margaret switch places AGAIN, but this time... cousin Fiona joins in the switching! Its like a Las Vegas Cup Game... pick the real Margaret, watch the cups, where is she? How is this a holiday movie? It happens around Christmas, and they decorate a palace. CHRISTMAS!
47 minutes | 3 months ago
092 - Rebooting: Clue 
One day you are playing a game of muuuuuuuurrrrrrrduuuuuuuuur... and thinking, "its just a game." Then, comes along a movie about muuuuuuuuurrrrrrrduuuuuuuuur... and... its no longer... just a game. Its a movie about murder! and a silly one at that. Filled with a bunch of actors you've seen all over the place (your mileage may vary depending on age). Tune in, and listen to Joe, Ken, Andy, and Dan chat about the movie CLUE and tangent to the corners of the Muppet universe. Does Clue hold up after all these years? Is a remake warranted? Will Dan ever watch Escape from New York ever again?! Listen and find out!
62 minutes | 4 months ago
091 - Rebooting: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles 
In a time... of lockable rotary dial phones, there were two men seeking a way home. A time of no cell phones, wood-paneled vehicles on our roadways, and no TSA checkpoints at airport terminals. This, my friends, is the 80s and the world of Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Follow Joe, Ken, Andy, and Dan as they discuss the finer points of the 1987 film and debate if a reboot is necessary or "needed".
52 minutes | 4 months ago
090 - Rebooting: Invasion of the Body Snatchers 
Ladies and Gentlemen, you may not want that body of yours snatched. Plus, Guy Ritchie instructed us to NOT SNATCH... but here we are. Plant-Alien-Snatchers are gunna snatch you all up and replace us. There is no hiding, there is only turning into hairy trash. Join Joe, Ken, Andy, and Dan as they ponder the invasion that doesn't seem to stop invading (1956, 1978, 1993, 2007, 2021?). Although, this version - the 1978 version - is hailed as the best of the bunch... does it stand up after all these years. Take a listen and find out!
58 minutes | 5 months ago
089 -Rebooting: The Evil Dead 
Its just going to be a weekend at the cabin they said... it'll be fun they said... Join us... they said? wait wait wait. who said "join us?" Anyway, bring your girlfriend they said. Hell, bring your sister if you'd like. How can you turn that down? Well, 8 hours later, everyone else is dead and you are covered in a Olympic swimming pool's worth of blood. Now that is a weekend away! Join Joe, Ken, Andy, and Dan as they wade through the blood of The Evil Dead. Can the film hold up on its own, or is it propped up by the series? Listen and find out!
59 minutes | 5 months ago
088 - Rebooted: Chopping Mall 
Take one part Dawn of the Dead... One part Short Circuit... one part horney camp... and one part undiscovered Terminator and you could possibly get the movie, Chopping Mall. Somehow this huge mall caters to many family owned businesses and not chain stores, and one of them is going to host a SECRET - SEXY party for the youth of undefined age. Old enough to know better, young enough to have sex openly in front of their friends or acquaintances. But the movie doesn't stop with that... No, we have malfunctioning mall security robots that use their "non-lethal" tools LETHALLY. Did I mention they are insanely LOUD? Because they are, but no one can hear them. Ladies and Gentlemen, grab your "Cock Starter" kit and cuddle with with this episode of The Rewinders Podcast. Joe, Ken, Andy, and Dan discuss the film, the possibility of a reboot and if Dan will ever be the same again.
54 minutes | 5 months ago
087 - Rebooting: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 
Bill and Ted are two dufuses in high school that want to start their own band. They don't know how to play instruments - but have the heart. Little do they know, that in the future their music saves the world and makes it a better place. Instead of a Terminator - the future sends Rufus to the past to help keep Bill and Ted together and making music. What could break these two apart? History class - if they fail, Ted will be sent away to an Alaskan Military School - dooming the future to... something... we aren't quite sure what though - but it wouldn't be as awesome apparently. Listen as Joe, Ken, Andy, and Dan go over The first film in this trilogy - and a little bit of the second (to Dan's dismay), how it fit into their young lives, and determine if this film still stands up. Something IS strange afoot at the Rewinders Podcast!
79 minutes | 6 months ago
086 - Rebooting: Alien 
Get ready for Space Smokey and the Bandit-Convoy. Where truckers, in space, have to deal with science - quarantine - and robits. Get ready for poking questionable space eggs - and the horror when Hugs leads to Bugs... bursting out of your chest. Alien breaks atmosphere with the Rewinders Podcast this week. Joe, Ken, Andy, and Dan review how it has affected their lives growing up - and if it still holds up.
40 minutes | 6 months ago
085 - Rebooting: The Indiana Jones series, with Kingdom of the Crystal Skull [part 2]
Its a late night... you have the stale flavor of an alcoholic beverage in your mouth (or non-alcoholic depending on your age/preference)... and you have this nagging feeling at the back of your mind. "how hard did that Russian lady have to squeeze with her legs to obliterate that giant ant?" and then, the bad sexy thoughts start flowing - and now you know... you have put too much thought into the 2008 release of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. (at least if you are into ladies) I don't know... maybe you were thinking of crawling into Indiana Jones' extra baggy clothes as he was wearing them - and stuff... Or deciding who wore it better, Mutt or the Capuchin monkey. Either way... its sexy. Joe, Ken, Andy, and Dan continue their peril in part 2 - deciding if Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is a worthy reboot of the loved series.
63 minutes | 6 months ago
084 - Rebooting: The Indiana Jones Series, with Kingdom of the Crystal Skull [Part 1]
How exciting is it to hear that one of your favorite series will return after around 19 years?! Its so exciting that anything the film can and could be end up being mediocre, just like Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Joe, Ken, Andy, and Dan try to piece together emotions and reality with how one of their most revered series of their youth had returned to them in 2008. There isn't much of a guess at how they feel about the film, but - does it hold up as a reboot? Listen to Part 1, and see how it is all being laid out on the table - bare - naked - cold - and afraid... Natalie Imbruglia, is that you?
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