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Sarah and Madison talk about booster shots and the War on Christmas, sex positions that won’t make your man think about you pooping, and speak to a doctor with…a harrowing secret. Special thanks to our Sponsor, Bev - take 20% off your first order of Bev products here with code REDUCTRESS: https://reductr.es/3A8Vqo5 Take 10% off our 2022 calendar with code GIMME10 at Shop Reductress: https://reductr.es/37GfORV See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah and guest host Milly Tamarez talk about Thanksgiving and Tampa, speak to a brave teen 29-year-old mom, and learns some dark news from a dog that is able to speak. Special thanks to our Sponsor, Bev - take 20% off your first order of Bev products here with code REDUCTRESS: https://reductr.es/3A8Vqo5 Take 10% off our 2022 daily calendar with code GIMME10: https://reductr.es/37GfORV And check out our live shows in NYC at www.reductress.com/events See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah and guest host Milly Tamarez talk about Taylor’s new album, speak to someone who absolutely refuses to do a little jog when she crosses the street, and learns some creative new ways to escape the surveillance state. Special thanks to our Sponsor, Bev - take 20% off your first order of Bev products here with code REDUCTRESS: https://reductr.es/3A8Vqo5 Order our 2022 calendar here: https://reductr.es/37GfORV And check out our live shows in NYC at www.reductress.com/events See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Madison and Damien talk about the “university” of “Austin”, get some advice on how to infiltrate another person’s friend group, and talk to a bona-fide introvert who’s got something to share. Plus, a reading from Patti Harrison. Special thanks to our Sponsor, Bev - take 20% off your first order of Bev products here with code REDUCTRESS: https://reductr.es/3A8Vqo5 Order our 2022 calendar here: https://reductr.es/37GfORV And check out our live shows in NYC at www.reductress.com/events See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah and Damien catch up on their Halloweekend, and talk to a couple of local witches with an incredible offer. Madison divulges how she dealt with her boyfriend who didn't want to go apple picking, and a cat tells us exactly when and how we're going to die. Plus, a reading from Reductress writer Liva Pierce (@choppedliva). Special thanks to our Sponsor, Bev - take 20% off your first order of Bev products here with code REDUCTRESS: https://reductr.es/3A8Vqo5 Order our 2022 calendar here: https://reductr.es/37GfORV And check out our live shows in NYC at www.reductress.com/events See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reductress editors Madison and Sarah (@m4disondillard and @yourpappalardo) talk about how to hide your IBS by pretending to do coke in the bathroom. They’ll talk to Dan the sleep paralysis demon, and share how to journal without trying to make your journal think you’re cool.  On this week’s episode, Grace Perry (@perryjetaime) reads, “I LIVED IT: The Girl I Babysit for Drew Me Fucking Ugly” Special thanks to our Sponsor, Bev - take 20% off your first order of Bev products here with code REDUCTRESS: https://reductr.es/3A8Vqo5 Preorder our 2022 calendar here: https://reductr.es/37GfORV See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reductress editors Damien and Sarah (@dimakronfeld and @m4disondillard) are both very, very sick. They’ll talk to the woman who isn’t dating the Phillie Phanatic mascot because she’s a furry, but specifically because he is tall, and will ask editorial assistant Kendra whether she should apply to grad school or maybe just lie down for awhile On this week’s episode, Lauren Ashley Smith (@mslas) reads a piece from Reductress, plus, we answer the question: Did you forget to lock your door?  Special thanks to our Sponsor, Bev - take 20% off your first order of Bev products here with code REDUCTRESS: https://reductr.es/3A8Vqo5 Preorder our 2022 calendar here: https://reductr.es/37GfORV Get tickets to our live show at The Bell House October 19th: https://reductr.es/2XLE2Z0 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reductress editors Damien and Sarah (@dimakronfeld and @yourpappalardo) take you through the week’s hottest stories and the hardest questions, like “Will this iced coffee give you anxiety, diarrhea, or a will to live?” On this week’s episode, Lauren Lapkus (@laurenlapkus) reads a piece from Reductress, plus our intern absolutely REFUSES to sit normally in a chair!  Special thanks to our Sponsor, Bev - take 20% off your first order of Bev products here with code REDUCTRESS: https://reductr.es/3A8Vqo5 Preorder our 2022 calendar here: https://reductr.es/37GfORV Get tickets to our live show at The Bell House October 19th: https://reductr.es/2XLE2Z0 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Reductress Minute is BACK on October 6th! Stay tuned for new episodes coming soon. Reductress editors Rachel and Taylor (@rachelwenitsky and @casualafro) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Rachel Bloom (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend), Catherine Cohen (@cathcohen) and Bowen Yang (@bowenyang) read pieces from Reductress, plus we sing an acoustic cover of Uptown Funk that has a little something for nobody.  How I Made Life In New York Work on a 150,000 Dollar Salary, was written by Loretta Donelan. How To Touch A Naked Man On His Penis was written by Angela Marie DeManti. This Acoustic Cover of Uptown Funk Has a Little Something For Nobody was written by Damien Kronfeld. To help support The Reductress Minute, and for exclusive bonus content, visit our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/reductress See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT: The Reductress Minute is BACK on October 6! We're playing some of our favorite episodes this month to gear up for Season 3. This week, Reductress editors take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Patti Harrison (@partyharderson), Jasmine Pierce (@jasminecomedy), and Mara Wilson (@marawilson), read pieces from Reductress, plus we prank call Katie Couric, get a really sweet shout-out from our bestie Janeane Garofalo, and shout out to all our fans that are “literally dead” right now. Fuckboy Blossoms Into Fuckman was written by April Lavalle, and special thanks to Damien Kronfeld for our episode title, Dermatologists Hate Her! This Woman Is Really Mean to Dermatologists. Support Reductress through our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/reductress Shop Reductress merch: https://shop.reductress.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this live episode, your hosts Taylor (@casualafro) and Eva (@evaandheriud) play some important trivia with a man, share some gems from our favorite commenters, and answer the age-old question: shrimp or sex? Special thanks to our readers Mo Fry Pasic, Mariah Smith, and Fareeha Khan. And thanks to our sponsor, Teami Blends - take 25% off your order over $49.99 with code REDUCTRESS at teamiblends.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reductress editors Beth and Eva (@bethnew and @evaandheriud) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Guy Branum (@guybranum), Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatter), and Taryn Englehart (@changawei) read pieces from Reductress, plus we interview a BoyBoss to celebrate his success and learn how he overcame obstacles from being a man in business. Bad Bitch Alert: Stacy Just Circling Back Per Her Previous Email, was inspired by Irene Merrow. I’m Not Tiny Because I’m Asian. I’m Tiny Because You’re White, was written by Taryn Englehart. Wow! This Woman Turned From Beautiful to Fat Bitch Simply by Rejecting A Man was inspired by Darcy Armstrong. Why My Husband Is Such A BoyBoss was inspired by Lyndsay Rush. Thanks to our sponsor, Dame Products - use code "GREATSEX" for 10% off at https://www.dameproducts.com And Trash Club - use code "REDUCTRESS" for half off your first month at https://www.divinetrashvintage.com To help support The Reductress Minute, and for exclusive bonus content, visit our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/reductress See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reductress editors Beth and Sarah (@bethnew and @yourpappalardo) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Ayo Edebiri (@ayoedebiri), Karen Chee (@karencheee), and Calise Hawkins (@CaliseHawkins) read pieces from Reductress, plus we interview a shawl expert to highlight the best of her favorite seasonal fashion statement. QUIZ: Is He Cute or Is He Just Tall and White?, was written by Victoria Edel. Asian Woman Kindly Corrects Bigot With the More Accurate Racial Slur was written by Karen Chee. How to Get Everyone to Leave You Alone So You Can Watch Your Murders was written by Laura Mulcahy. 4 Tasteful Shawls That Say, ‘But You Couldn’t Have Seen My Husband. He Died Years Ago…’ was written by Rachel Van Nes. Thanks to our sponsor, Dame Products - use code "GREATSEX" for 10% off at https://www.dameproducts.com And Autoslash: www.autoslash.com To help support The Reductress Minute, and for exclusive bonus content, visit our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/reductress See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reductress editors Rachel and Eva (@rachelwenitsky and @evaandherIUD) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Matt Rogers (@MattRogersTho), Rachel Pegram (@rachelpegram), and Blair Socci (@blairsocci) read pieces from Reductress, plus we interview a brave comedian wants to share an inspiring message about voting this November. Wow! This Woman Is Reaching Out To All The Girls She Bullied In High School To Sell Them Skincare Products, was written by Adrienne Teeley. Not to Brag, But All My Favorite Porn Stars Are Women was inspired by Lizzie Logan. How To Not Take It Personally When Other Women Are in Their Early 20s was written by Heidi Lux. And More Women Than Ever Are Running For Office? Um, I’d Rather Run FROM My Office! was written by Emily Clouse. Thanks to our sponsor, Dame Products - use code "GREATSEX" for 10% off at https://www.dameproducts.com And Autoslash: www.autoslash.com To help support The Reductress Minute, and for exclusive bonus content, visit our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/reductress See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this week’s episode, Ayo Edebiri (@ayoededebiri), Chelsea Clarke (@chelseaclarke), and Marcia Belsky (@MarciaBelsky) read pieces from Reductress, plus we talk to a woman who lifts weights to get stronger, but also to give some crushing handjobs. Straight Woman Wondering Who’s the Asshole is in Lesbian Relationship , was inspired by Rachel Clayton. Low-Cal Summer Cocktails That Lookfuc King Pretty an good ughh Boyzz was written by Chelsea Clarke. Why I'm Waiting for the Right Guy To Tell Me To Read Infinite Jest was written by Loretta Donelan. And I Started Lifting Weights to Give Crushing Handjobs was written by Rachel Clayton. Thanks to our sponsors, Dame Products - use code "GOODSEX” for 10% off at https://www.dameproducts.com And Autoslash: www.autoslash.com To help support The Reductress Minute, and for exclusive bonus content, visit our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/reductress See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reductress editors Beth and Sarah (@bethnew and @yourpappalardo) take you through Hugh Jackman’s Instagram and practice what they’d say to the CBD oil guy. Plus, Karen Chee (@karencheee), Grace Perry (@perryjetaime), and Jasmine Pierce (@jasminepierce) read pieces from Reductress, plus we talk to a woman who stopped dating men and started...following a herd of majestic bison. Friend Who Texted ‘I’m Just Seeing This Now!’ Awarded Pulitzer Prize In Fiction, was inspired by Alyson D’Lando. How To Explain To Your Children That Daddy Used To Have Cumgutters was written by Grace Perry. How to Wrap Your Pussy in Foil and Put It In The Fridge Since No One’s Eating It was written by Jasmine Pierce. And Why I Stopped Dating Men and Started Following a Herd of Majestic Bison was inspired by Laura Mulcahy. Thanks to our sponsor, Dame Products - use code "reductress" for 10% off at https://www.dameproducts.com To help support The Reductress Minute, and for exclusive bonus content, visit our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/reductress See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reductress editors Rachel and Taylor (@rachelwenitsky and @casualafro) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Rachel Bloom (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend), Catherine Cohen (@cathcohen) and Bowen Yang (@bowenyang) read pieces from Reductress, plus we sing an acoustic cover of Uptown Funk that has a little something for nobody.  How I Made Life In New York Work on a 150,000 Dollar Salary, was written by Loretta Donelan. How To Touch A Naked Man On His Penis was written by Angela Marie DeManti. This Acoustic Cover of Uptown Funk Has a Little Something For Nobody was written by Dima Kronfield. To help support The Reductress Minute, and for exclusive bonus content, visit our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/reductress See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reductress editors Rachel and Sarah (@rachelwenitsky and @yourpappalardo) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Ana Fabrega (@anafabregagood), Patti Harrison (@party_harderson) and George Salazar (@georgesalazar) read pieces from Reductress, plus we talk to a makeup expert who tells us why you should never ever comment on a woman’s smokey eyeshadow.   Daycare Costs More Than I’d Be Making At Work So I Just Let My Children Loose In The Woods, was written by Laura Buchholz. Ass Stinks, Study Find was written by Keysha Whitaker. 4 Smokey Eyes That NO ONE Should EVER Comment On was written by Eva Victor. Thanks to our sponsor, Dame Products - use code "reductress" for 10% off at https://www.dameproducts.com To help support The Reductress Minute, and for exclusive bonus content, visit our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/reductress See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reductress editors Rachel and Beth (@rachelwenitsky and @bethnewell) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Ziwe Fumodoh (@ziwe), Shannon O’Neill (@spotastic) and Alise Morales (@alisenavidad) read pieces from Reductress, plus we invented a time traveling tampon that allowed us to talk to Mary Queen of Scots about the time a portrait artist made her look fat in a painting. I Love Pizza, Which Is Adorable Because I’m Hot, was written by Margaret Spencer. I’m Not Political (Because I Assume I Will Retain My Privileges Forever) was written by Sarah Bernstein. I’m Not A Feminist, But I Do Think All Men Should Die was written by Hannah LoPatin. Reductress is live at Caroline’s on Broadway 4/26-28 - get tickets: http://www.carolines.com/comedian/reductress/ Thanks to our sponsor, Dame Products - use code "reductress" for 10% off at https://www.dameproducts.com To help support The Reductress Minute, and for exclusive bonus content, visit our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/reductress See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reductress editors Sarah and Taylor (@yourpappalardo and @casualafro) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Hannah Solow (@hamstertalk), Mary Houlihan (@maryhoulie) and Cissy Jones (@cissyspeaks) read pieces from Reductress, plus we talk to Taylor’s mom on the air and discuss relationship issues with a woman who is definitely dating a tall ferret. Becoming a Mother Made Me Happy, Fulfilled (Although Chris Said He was Going to Pull Out) was written by Laurel Cummings. How to Explain Memes to your Therapist was written by Sami Main. I’m Not Here for the Craft Beer, I’m Here for the Dick was written by Kathy Lynch. Reductress is live at Caroline’s on Broadway 4/26-28 - get tickets: http://www.carolines.com/comedian/reductress/ Thanks to our sponsor, Dame Products - use code "reductress" for 10% off at https://www.dameproducts.com To help support The Reductress Minute, and for exclusive bonus content, visit our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/reductress See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.