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The RLL is now two years old, what better way to celebrate than to review another story by friend of the show C.B. Archer? Join Jarred and Aiya as they walk the prestigious halls of the College of United Monsters, reviewing a delightful short story about monster fuckin'

Join Victoria and Gavin as they discuss what COULD have been a fun romantic story about a hard-working single woman getting her rocks off with a fun ghost friend. Instead we get this confusing hodge-podge of what happens when a horror erotica writer tries to be sweet and fails at it. Content Warnings: Non consent for one brief scene, nonhuman, ghost, invisible, unprotected sex, oral Support The Red Light Library by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-red-light-library-podcast

Do you like fairy tales? Do you like the cold part of the year? Ever wish both of them could be thrown in a blender with some erotica for good measure? Well too bad. Join Jarred and Diane as they thoroughly search through this 50 page tome trying to find, y'know, the porn.

A murder in Thailand, a deadly love triangle, any satisfactory erotic content at all. These are all things A Beautiful Murder promises, then fails to deliver. Join a disappointed Gavin and Jackie as they review a wholly unsatisfiying murder mystery in which nobody is actually murdered. Also the sex sucks.

We've all thought about it, modeling a little donger onto a gingerbread human effigy for giggles. Well consider this story Jarred and Alicia have reviewed a cautionary tale for how hard that can turf out on you. By the end, if you see something you think is icing, it probably isn't icing. Support The Red Light Library Podcast by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-red-light-library-podcast

It's New Years Eve (in the story, see Gavin's explanatation in the cold open) and swinging is in the air. Join hosts Erin and Aiya as they dive into a surprisingly enjoyable story of first-time swingers getting their groove on during New Years festivities. Also something something something ball drop joke. Support The Red Light Library Podcast by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-red-light-library-podcast

This week we're talkin' magic, but not the kind you see on the Vegas strip. Join Gavin and Erin as they dive deep into a story serving an inherently problematic kink but also features some of the better creative writing we've seen on the show thus far. Also, after almost two years of this damn show, we finally got a snowball scene. Support The Red Light Library Podcast by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-red-light-library-podcast

Gavin got engaged! Unfortunately the whole ordeal upset scheduling a bit, pesky real life and all that. In this classic episode a sick Gavin joins Jackie in reviewing a piece from friend of the show Molly Coddles that involves cartoonish weight gain, humiliation, and a healthy amount of fart-based humor. So, yeah, it's kind of seasonally appropriate with all the holiday food we're eating? I dunno, I'm a description not a cop. Support The Red Light Library Podcast by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-red-light-library-podcast

Buckle up for the longest RLL episode yet! Diane and Jarred sink their teeth into an incredibly dense 50 page epic about free love, smells, and a "satyr" who fucks a lot. Thanksgiving isn't really germane to the story, so... that's a bit of a ripoff.

Twas the night before Thanksgiving, and all though the house, Gavin lost the motivation to finish the rhyme. What better way to celebrate a holiday based on genocide than to review a wacky erotica about a pregnant woman getting shaved by an omnipotent news anchor? Stick around for the end where resident Australian Erin is given a crash course in Thanksgiving culture!

In a stunning twist Aiya and Alicia have found a gender-swap story that not only isn't yikes-y, it's actually kinda sweet. Join them in delving into G.G. Cummings' Swapped on Thanksgiving, a story about a couple magically body swapping mere hours before a family Thanksgiving dinner. Comic and sexy mayhem ensues. Join our Discord! Support The Red Light Library Podcast by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-red-light-library-podcast

What better way to welcome in the cold days of winter than to cuddle up with a saucy Regency sex romp? Well too fucking bad, we're reviewing How Many Dukes Can I Take? Join Gavin and Bridge as they bumble around this somewhat incestuous and very bisexual tale about a husband taking the most obtuse route possible to setting up a foursome.

What better way to celebrate Halloween than reviewing a porn book about a sassy demon that tickles the reader? Oh did we mention it's in second person and gender neutral? Yeah, it is. Join Jarred, Gavin, and Erin as they go on an adventure into tickling and demonic fun. Also there's a super bonus special group of outtakes from this and the last episode Erin was in featuring tangents about Austrailia, because reasons. To hear those, head over to Patreon.com/gavinpodcast! Support The Red Light Library Podcast by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-red-light-library-podcast

Diane and Aiya team up to review a story about Father Frey, a very big boy tasked with exorcising a demon from Charity Case's husband so that they can have sex again. The states are HIGH in this one, if you couldn't tell. Buckle in for some of the most buck-wild terminology and events that have happened on the RLL in a long time. Also, check back in Halloween day for a special bonus episode! Support The Red Light Library Podcast by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-red-light-library-podcast

Who knew a story about dying from masturbating and then fucking the Grim Reaper so good you get to live again would end up being a disappointing, problematic mess? Join Erin and Victoria as they explore the mess that is Reaped: When Death Comes.

Grab a cup of coffee and get disappointed because there will be no dooting this episode. No spooky scary skeletons in the least, just some pretentious dude from PA writing Literary Fiction and disguising it as "erotica." Join Jarred and Gavin as they try to make sense of this story about a dude taking hard drugs so he can fuck a ghost. Trombones are plot important. For show notes, more information about the podcast, and more episodes please visit redlightlibrarypodcast.wordpress.com A clip of "Vampire Bankers" is the sole property of its copyright owner(s) and was used in an educational/review purpose under US Fair Use law. Support The Red Light Library Podcast by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-red-light-library-podcast

It's time to latte up and join Aiya and Alicia as they take a trip to a magical two-story Starbucks in which this erotica's protagonist loses all sense of reality "having sex" with a PSL. Then a threesome happens. Yeah. Also, fair warning, the actual worst neighbors in the world decided to have a square dancing competition or some shit above Aiya's room so there are regular thumping sounds. Perhaps you could pretend it's a delcious PSL being delivered to you soon. For show notes and more please visit redlightlibrary.wordpress.com Support The Red Light Library Podcast by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-red-light-library-podcast

Blast off together with brand new librarian Diane as she and Gavin try to wrap their hands around a free alien abduction erotica that has very little abduction and lots of confusing word choices. Hope you didn't have a particularly fond attachment to the word "cavity" before listening to this.

Jarred joins the ranks of the RLL with a decidedly tropical first outing. Grab your snorkle gear and most flattering swim suit as we head down to the beaches of Austrailia (maybe?) and get hit on by a cephalopod. Also there's some sex and as usual Amazon are absolute cowards when it comes to shapeshifter porn. For show notes and and link to the story please check out our website: https://www.redlightlibrarypodcast.wordpress.com Support The Red Light Library Podcast by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-red-light-library-podcast

Don't have a cow, have half of one in this week's episode as monster fucking expert Erin Kyan joins librarian Gavin in reviewing a story about an amateur archeologist getting kidnapped by a herd of minotaurs. Well, they're as minotaur as they can be without violating Amazon's puritanical erotica guidelines, at least. For full show notes and links to the story reviewed, head over to https://redlightlbirarypodcast.wordpress.com Support The Red Light Library Podcast by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-red-light-library-podcast