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Something about common folk getting less money, using your own shin to make tacos and pineapples apparently...

Something about a madman with a metal pole crashing his car into things, an authority ruining a good time by accident with his gun, parents finally getting rid of their loser son, and doing a poo regularly in public is a thing apparently...

Something about a respected white man that's not so respected right now, silly string puppet jizz, exploding safety apparatuses and hipsters adding more options to their wanky ironic milk repertoire apparently..... ....Hipsters have gone too far now. Let's destroy them. Press those buttons on the interwebs to help us out: Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/therecentestnews Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/therecentestnews Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/recentestnews

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Something about a massive dead crocodile, naked people on planes, scary fast bipedal robots and a devastating incident involving chocolate apparently...

Something about turning politics into a Reality TV show, whilst claiming they could live on welfare (When they clearly cannot), weaponising tiny drones and addict Kangaroos apparently...

Something about large plush toys versus the cops, art fraud and a whole a lot of farts and poo apparently.... Follow us! Facebook: http://www/facebook.com/therecentestnews Instagram: therecentestnews Twitter: recentestnews

Something about some dude cheating on an arcade game, a fun fact about warranty void stickers, elite teenage hackers and geriatric sex tourists apparently... Follow us social media please! http://www.facebook.com/therecentestnews http://www.instagram.com/therecentestnews http://www.twitter.com/recentestnews

Something about public kiosks with porn, a chicken nugget catastrophe, a rogue cow and killer robots apparently.... Follow us on all the socials! https://www.facebook.com/therecentestnews/ https://www.instagram.com/therecentestnews/ https://twitter.com/recentestnews Also, go follow Nerisella! https://www.facebook.com/MamaNeedsMana/ https://www.twitch.tv/nerisella

Something about stats on the interest in video game porn, Korean baby foreskin, there being no hell and Sean Penn apparently...

Something about surprise stoners talking about digital currency, very fancy, high caliber divorce auctions, a biohacker with a silly name, and cement in microwaves apparently...

Something about oral sex, trains that the government are passing the buck over, nightclub crashing horses and platypus milk apparently.....

Something about Stacey Dash, Pasta Sauce, Nudity on Broadway and Russians apparently....