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After engaging in excruciating  lengthy and painful contract negotiations with co-host Kyle, the new episode of TQR is finally here. Our contestant Wes tackles the best ways to end it all and will astound you with his current total of times he’s seen the movie Halloween. We also find out how many graphic horror t-shirts can one grown ass man own.

After taking a few months off Co-host Kyle returns to navigate through the poppycock of our 8th episode. With an assist from our guest John we decisively conclude if Keanu Reeves is a good actor. We also uncover the HULK’s real name and confidential sexuality. Also, a heated debate ensues over if a second date is an option if on your first date you find out he/she believes man has landed on the sun.

In episode #7, Craig is winging it on his own with a guest that has the unexpected power to class up this podcast by throwing some shade Will Shakespeare style. A new segment of the show is introduced where we tackle some of life’s biggest debates such as who has more nerd cred, Liv Tyler or Jennifer Connelly.

In this, our 6th episode, Craig goes it alone as Kyle is on sabbatical. This episode of TQR finds our guest explaining how the movie Titanic is one big pile of Human Failure to Manage Complex Systems. In our most informative podcast yet we learn how one man keeps a Live Active Budget and how to fake a wedding and still get wedding gifts.  Also, our guest may or may not have committed a murder in his past.

Craig and Kyle return to grill their new contestant who by day is a somewhat respected attorney at law and at night is devoted to watching Saved By The Bell reruns.  In this episode our hosts discuss proper cheerleader etiquette, ghosts suffering from IBS and a mistaken identity vasectomy.

Craig and Kyle are back from a brief hiatus just in time for the holiday season. In TQR Episode #4 our contestant tells of a horrible first date and how his own sibling breaks the rules in a deadly paintball match.  We find out what our guest and hosts would and would not do for a million dollars and give our opinions on Bill Murray’s best performance ever.

In our third episode our contestant flaunts his amazing ability to withstand immeasurable amounts of pain recorded live as he demonstrates his “hidden talent.” Our guest will also figure out if his life would be better if he were 10% smarter or 10% better looking.  Kyle and Craig travel to the backwoods of KY to interview another contestant for possible advancement to the next round on TQR.

In our second show we discover new uses for Tart and Tiny candies and stumble upon what could quite possibly be the most ingenious restaurant ever created. With the addition of our new co-host Kyle, the stakes of the game go even higher.

In the debut of The Qualifying Round our very first contestant, and future co-host Kyle, attempts to sufficiently answer all questions in order to move on to the next round.  The host Craig will attempt to fortuitously uncover some hidden revelations of his guest’s psyche. Unanticipated discoveries like, which member of the Village People he most identifies with and the true lineage of his heritage?