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Happy fathers day you fornicators! If you have kids that is.  If you don't, maybe you got a sexy little thang wearing a diaper and sleeping in a crate.  Either way, we love and respect you.

DONT MOVE! Whats that in the distance?! Is that a charging angry animal of some kind? What do you do? Bet you dont know...bet you fucking die.  Thats why we're here.  Today Matt quizzes the team on their animal instincts.

TWO SOLVERS ENTER......ONE SOLVER LEAVES!!! It's a head to head debate between Matt and Lizz on the hot button issues facing our world.  Who will be victorious!? Open your dumb ears to find out

In a fear that we didnt come with it last week, we decided to hit the internet up again, but this time we did it die hard with a vengeance.  We dig into the minds of the solvers with deep meaningful convo, and fart jokes. 

This week we head out into the untested waters of the internet to address real world problems and concerns.  But we dont find anything good so we just kinda shoot the shit

Heres another episode where I can honestly say I have no idea what happened here.  We went in blind and came out dirty.  We talk about sex and gross stuff.  Lets label this one nc17

Sixty god damned nine episodes baby.  This what its all been for.  Now we're retiring on top.....or bottom....depends on the lay out

Oh shit! We're getting real weird today.  Nice Chris joins us on Matt and Daves bday to ask some insanely awkward 'Would you rather..' questions.  Here's one, would you rather listen to this episode or make a second holocaust?  Thats what I thought! Now listen to this episode or just be a nazi for the rest of your life.

I know we've been giving you guys a lot of grief about not writing in, but truth be told, you're doing great.  We're just lazy and haven't been addressing them in a timely fashion.  So today we get all up in yo biznass, and fix all of your shitty problems, just like old times!

Hey NY...weeds legal.  You thats cool?! You wanna waste your life getting stoned...getting blazed...getting turnt? Well dont! Matt and Lizz did and this episode sucks because of it.  We said some really funny stuff, by they were too high and forgot to hit record

Nothing new, the internet has issues, and we're the people to fix things.  The team takes on the reddit, but makes it sexy.  Listen to it so I dont have to type about it.

So this week doesn't count as a real episode.  We had to record remotely becuase Zak got Covis-19 and ruined everything.  Too sick and tired to come up with a funny episode, so we talk about star wars.

We have a special guest!  The crew talks covid vaccine, and oddly enough, Zak get Covid 19 just days after recording.  The government is trying to silence us!!!

Oh man, this week!? Am I right!? We gotta talk about sexiest ass kids toys and racists ass children authors.  Because this is the world we live in.  It could be worse though.  Luckily, it can always be worse, which means we'll always have something to talk about!

Man...what a week!  Life has been mega man busy, so this episode is mostly us bitching about life.  Did you want something funnier?  Too bad!  Go to Joe Rogan for that shit.  We're more than just performing monkeys, we're people too

Oh man, we didn't realize this was our 60th episode.  We probably should have done something special, but we forgot...so we'll getcha back at the next milestone.  This is week its a bunch of the same.  Sex, Love, Ethical debates, you know the usual.  I swear its funny though.

Sooo, this is weird, but....how would someone go about getting more people to listen to their podcast? It's not for The Problem Solvers! HAH oh no we're doing great! I'm just asking for a friend.  We all have those embarrassing questions that we can't own up to, so that's why this weeks episode, we're answering your questions that you're "asking for a friend."

Looking for a new way to pick up some strange?  Maybe you're trying to find true love?  Perhaps you want to spice up the 14th with your soul mate.  Who cares!? Listen to us instead of having sex! This is our second loveless Vday episode, still not funny though.

Holy. Fuggin. Shiz.   WE HAVE LISTENER PROBLEMS AGAIN!!!!!  Thanks to all the listeners that send us their problems, you are truly doing the lords work.  We got some real ones today.  Life, love, buttz, no problem is to hard for us to solve!

Ah man...is everyone as sick of hearing about Zak as I am?!  I feel like we know nothing about either of the other members of the team.  What if their crazy dirty sex baby perverts?  Who knows!? This week, we figure out the personality of these Strangers that we let into our ears every week.  Are they INTJ, ENTF,  WWF?! Listen in and find out!