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The whole gang is back together after what seems an eternity! Finally, get Sam's long awaited take on the infamous LA trip. Hear which Bravo shows the gang has fallen out of love with and as always dive into Southern Charm Charleston and Savannah, and Real Housewives of New York City. In this week's After Dark find out why Sam has a curiosity for everyone's beloved back door. Theme Music: New York by: Grimo (www.gosoundtrack.com)

Sam is at a wedding with her hot Cuban boyfriend so it's just going to be Matt, Gracie, and Ivan this time. They recap their magical trip to the city of Angels where they rubbed shoulders with Vanity Fair and multiple out of drag superstars. Matt and Ivan discuss meeting their new best friend Lala from Vanderpump Rules. Learn exactly how Drag Con needs to be done and what you need to do to have a life changing experience at Disney Land. Hear their thoughts on Southern Charm and Real Housewives of New York City. Stay tuned towards the end for everyone's favorite segment, After Dark. Theme Music: New York by: Grimo (http://www.gosoundtrack.com)

Learn all about The Pretty Mean Podcasters lives including coming out stories, spite gardens, sexual awakenings, likes, dislikes and find out what question annoys Ivan more than anything.

Matt saves Ivan from himself this week, but Ivan still missed out this recording the pod tonight. We have special guest Asha to gab about The Real Housewives of New York, Southern Charm and the reunions for the snoozefest known as Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules. Matt and Gracie do a dramatic reading of our dear Matthew's recent sexts. Sam takes issue with Scheana's reunion preening. Stay tuned for another After Dark about Strange Desires.

Gracie & Matt have a straight male Herstorian Jordan to talk about Drag Race past seasons and about the recent Season 9 Episode 4 episode.

The Pretty Mean Podcasters talk Vanderpump Rules, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Real Housewives of New York, Southern Charm and they gang has another After Dark segment where they talk role-playing fantasies.

We learn about the first time Matt met Ivan's mom - bilingual story time! Listen to Mateo speak en Español. Ivan and Matt hash it out with the financial side of dating. We find out that all the different types of gays. Stay tuned for a new podcast about Ivan's special journey. Is Matt a young adult bear or an otter? Is Ivan a twink or guy-next-door gay?

We learn about Matt's favorite drinks and Ivan's aspirational singer for diabetics. The podcasters with a shared business interest go over Vanderpump Rules, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Southern Charm, The Real Housewives of New York and they debut a new segment, "After Dark" where parents not dare to tread (or listen) including stories about the gang's various sexual misadventures. Check out Matt and Gracie's Drag Race Minisode.

Matt and Gracie talk RuPaul's Drag Race Season 9 and DragCon in the debut minisode series focusing on RPDR.

Shep Rose from Bravo's Southern Charm talks to Gracie & Matt about the new season, what he and his cast mates are up to and some of his favorite things about living in Charleston.

The battle of the intro continues. Ivan is living, laughing and growing in Los Angeles. Sam discovers some hard truths about her beloved dog. Matt reviews the new Beauty & the Beast film and breaks down his weekend sexxcapades. Gracie makes a public apology to a beloved friend. What film destroyed Sam emotionally this weekend? Ivan has an oddly prophetic predictions of the triplets Schwartz. Team Pretty Mean goes to battle over Dorit versus Erika on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Gracie and Ivan end with stories of their pasts.

Gracie meets Trixie Mattel after their talk last month. Spring has sprung and Matt's dry spell has ended. Ivan is going LA and drinking Kombucha. The gang talks about the Bachelor finale (time stamp: 11:13). Matt is a Renaissance man and hates abstract art. Gracie looks for a correlation between homosexuality and growing up in a home decorated in religious art. Ivan has a Bachelor boots on the ground in the most Instagram'd LA Locales. Sam has a life announcement. Matt explains more about that wedding on Vanderpump Rules (29:35). Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (42:29) starts with a very beloved packing montage. Ivan didn't like Get Out and Gracie saw it 3 times (59:55). Gracie is the only one on the podcast that isn't BFFs with Amy Adams (1:01:01). We learn about Matt's last year in high school. Don't forget to check out Audible for a free audiobook of your choice http://www.audibletrial.com/theprettymean

The gang go over The Bachelor and the Women Tell All. Nick's tight pants. Raven's post fantasy suite montage. Everyone is excited that LaLa is back on Vanderpump Rules. They run through Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and maybe some people still like Dorit. Matt and Ivan were feeling themselves in Los Angeles this past week. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get a free audiobook at http://www.audibletrial.com/theprettymean

LeeAnne Locken spills all the tea with Ivan & Matt from the first season of The Real Housewives of Dallas including the trolley incident and more.

Sam doesn't trust a girl with an eye mole and is using brighter colors in her watercolors. Gracie and Sam discover their parents listen to the podcast. Matt takes Ivan to task for shading him for his choice of neck trim location. Gracie poses a hypothetical to date a murderer question. Ivan arrives and forgot he hosts a podcast. Ivan and Matt's IRL Straight Friend Jack makes an appearance on the show before he moves to explore Australia sexually. We get some takes from Jack on who are the hottest on The Bachelor. The gang deep dives on the mystery of the female orgasm on behalf of of Hoxie aka Raven. Which two hosts of the Pretty Mean like Dorit now? Whose tears cause a ladyboner? Sam shames Jimmy Kimmel for his behavior at the Oscars.

Gracie & Matt talk to Queen of all queens on RuPaul's Drag Race - Trixie Mattel.

The Pretty Mean podcasters fine tune their intro. Ivan discovers the joy and annoyance of a California smog test. What did Sam's art teacher talk to her about? We learn about Matt & Sam's fear of creepy crocodillies. They also take on the world of reality TV with The Bachelor, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules. Sam talks about her recent breakup, dealing with it in the peak of social media and how an award-winning and much lauded film destroys families.

We learn a hard lesson about the intro of the podcast. What happens when you are two episodes behind on The Bachelor? We learn about Matt's viewpoint on the feminine mystique. The gang on Pump Rules gets taken to task for being complete monsters. More "dating" horror stories.

Gracie becomes Satine from Moulin Rouge as it is flu season in Atlanta. Ivan is navigating his new life in Los Angeles. Learn Samantha's cute and fun nickname. Matt gives us the rundown of what happened on Pump Rules. We learn that Matt is a pube clairvoyant. Who gets the best Juicy Scoops? Ivan ponders whether the people from Pump Rules are happier than us. The gang try to figure out who the biggest shit disturber on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The war over Delilah Belle rages on. We learn Matthew doesn't approve of dated decor and no air conditioner. Who is warming up to Dorit and who is over Dorit's kids? Matt doesn't like the "Disney" girls on The Bachelor. Sam gives a shoutout to Jackie Schimmel's podcast. Sam reflects on Beyonce's birth announcement. Matt takes people who love football to task for criticizing other's love of Ms. Knowles. They rundown the Super Bowl and Gaga's performance. Gracie gives her most delicious light lunch order from Subway.

On the eve of the Ladies of London finale we talk to Sophie Stanbury about opening her life to the cameras, her good times on the show and behind-the-scenes shenanigans and more from our goals hair goddess.