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The Polar Opposites

9 Episodes

60 minutes | Jul 5, 2020
Episode 9 - Tiktok is my Reason for Living
Miranda and I sit down again to discuss the COVID 19 and how it impedes the glorious sport that is BASEBALL, some youtube drama, Whether content for brownie points is good or not (its not) and deep diving into tiktok, BECAUSE WE LOVE TIKTOK00:00 - 05:14 - CoViD cAnCeLlEd BaSeBaLl05:14 - 08:46 - Tim Hortons Needs to be Cancelled08:46 - 14:10 - Arguing about Tiktok14:10 - 15:10 - Jeffree Star/Shane Dawson Toxic AF15:10 - 21:18 - Brownie Points21:18 - 23:15 - Being Outside (Clip)23:15 - 25:00 - Miranda’s Workout25:00 - 26:38 - Working from Home26:38 - 34:08 - Miranda during Layof34:08 - 35:45 - Gibberish35:45 - 38:38 - ACAB38:38 - 41:10 - Back on our Tiktok BS again41:10 - 43:32 - BRAAAP43:32 - 57:10 - How many times are we going to talk about TIKTOK?57:10 - 59:53 Tiktok Bet
68 minutes | Jun 27, 2020
Episode 8 - I'M HAPPY
We’re back from quarantine (not over yet) but are able to hangout and do podcasts again! We catch up after the past 3 months and discuss Miranda’s growth since she’s been laid off.00:00 - 03:57 - Covid Quarantine is ending We’re Catching up03:57 - 10:40 - How to deal with Kids10:40 - 12:46 - Drinking as Kids 12:46 - 18:50 - Miranda’s Quit Drinking18:50 - 34:06 -The Good Mushroom Trips 34:06 - 36:18 - Crack is what the cool kids do36:18 - 37:40 - Maximum Suckage37:40 - 38:53 - Being Petty38:53 - 42:03 - Tiktok42:03 - 42:37 - Miranda getting Nice Tits/OF42:37 - 45:17 - Photoshoots45:17 - 01:06:51 - Relationship Problems/Miranda’s Depression01:06:51 - 01:07:52 - Joseph’s Always Fucking Right
76 minutes | Apr 6, 2020
Episode 7 - Recreational Drug Use
00 - 4:45 Miranda’s Scream Adventure 4:45 - 6:52 Taking Random Drugs 6:52 - 8:14 Sober with K 8:14 - 13:20 That Yayo 13:20 - 14:00 My Friend’s are Lamer than Yours 14:00 - 16:30 How big of a whore am I? 16:30 - 19:30 Miranda’s History of Drug Use 19:30 - 23:00 Getting Wasted 23:00 - 25:14 Joe’s first party 25:14 - 27:00 Buzzed vs Drunk 27:00 - 34:15 Miranda and Whiskey 34:14 - 39:00 Blacking Out 39:00 - 43:25 Miranda’s Alcoholism 43:25 - 48:20 The Starting Point of Alcoholism 48:20 - 51:30 Miranda’s Memory 51:30 - 55:45 I want a Rave high on molly 55:45 - 57:30 Putting me on Blast 57:30 - No surprise she’s a drug user 01:03:00 - 01:07:11 Raising Kids 01:07:11 - 01:08:15 WHY ARE YOU USING A HEADSET 01:08:15 - 01:13:05 Not being friends with an Alcoholic 01:13:05 - 01:15:57 Outro
64 minutes | Mar 29, 2020
Episode 6 - Spill The Tea
On the 6th episode of “Polar Opposites” Joe & Miranda discuss “the tea” that is an ex sliding into Miranda’s DM’s where he’s not wanted, more of Joe’s depression and Joseph’s clearly failing love life, Miranda wanting to be spoiled and Joseph sucking dick.0 - 1:38 - reasons I edit the podcast1:38 - 7:00 Sliding into Miranda’s DM’s7:00 - 12:12 Being Petty12:11 - 15:10 Should I throw a wrench in it?15:10 - 15:50 Miranda, I’m sorry I sucked off your BF15:50 - 17:20 Pussy Juice That Good17:20 - 21:25 They Be Stalkin’21:25 - 22:04 I still Want Shrooms22:04 - 25:25 To be Petty or not to be Petty25:25 - 26:35 SORRY ABOUT MY DEPRESSION26:35 - 29:20 Cyber Stalking29:20 - 32:05 Podcasting at work32:05 - 34:50 Frauding AA34:50 - 36:20 Should I buy Miranda’s gift?36:20 - 39:00 I DO NOT HAVE AN ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY39:00 - 39:40 You Talk a lot of shit for someone without a sugar daddy39:40 - 49:56 Discussing getting her a P.C49:56 - 50:50 Dick Sucking is the most important part of any relationship50:50 - 55:20 Polar Opposites55:20 - 59:10 Awkward59:10 - 1:04:04 She explained that Horribly
71 minutes | Mar 22, 2020
Episode 5 - Coming Out
Diving into the 5th Episode, Joseph comes out as a CUCK and goes on to explain the life of a cuckold to Miranda, as they discuss being out in public, Joe's relationships in the past, Explaining the Scourge that is Inceldom, More on Joe’s Anxiety, and Miranda’s viewpoints on an Open Relationship/Polygamy0 - 2:30 Listening to the podcast made Her Happy2:30 - 3:22 - Photography3:22 - 4:55 Coming out as a Cuck4:55 - 6:25 3ways/Open Relationships6:25 - 9:35 Being in the public Eye9:35 - 12:20 Escorts/ - Do I look that desperate?12:20 - 15:00 Loud Personalities15:00 - 18:10 Being Filtered18:10 - 21:30 Being Stoic21:30 - 25:45 God damn Incels25:45 - 29:20 Childhood love29:20 - 32:00 Abusive Relationships32:00 - 33:46 Society sucks33:46 - 39:00 When Harry Met Sally39:00 - 40:45 Nerds = Fuckbois40:45 - 42:00 Top or Bottom42:00 - 44:35 Being a Tease44:35 - 48:15 My Dick Appointment48:15 - 53:20 My Life Sucks53:20 - 01:00:30 Why aren’t you Platonic?01:00:30 - 01:08:30 Mind Changes at the weirdest things01:08:30 - 01:09:55 Online Dating in the Knife01:09:55 - 01:11:29:42
64 minutes | Mar 15, 2020
Episode 4 - Who Knew Meeting a Random Mall Security Guard WASN'T Love? (Me)
Diving into this week’s episode Miranda Shames Joseph over his love life and discusses how she found “love” Surprise! it wasn’t a mall security guard (called it) and dives more into her relationship drama with ex’s and if she should interact with their current S/O’s, Before discussing how Joseph deals with Miranda’s Outbursts. 0 - 2:28 - J-Bear & Jojo’s Bizzar Adventure2:28 - 3:20 - Sexy Voice Random3:20 - 4:18 - I’m Lost (Or Lazy)4:18 - 4:50 My Romance Life (being shamed 2020)4:50 - 6:50 How a Wet T-shirt contest leads to Love6:50 - 10:10 Mall Security guard wasnt a good guy? Who knew10:10 - 15:25 Explaining the “meet-cute”15:25 -16:15 Dream Kid16:15 - 17:25 Relationships just happen17:25 - 22:00 Drama with the Ex’s GF22:00 - 26:40 HE’S SO DUMB26:40 - 30:11 I can't be petty to a cheater30:11 - 34:00 He’s Psychotic34:00 - 36:35 The other Psychotic Ex36:35 - 37:10 How my plans fail so easily37:10 - 40:54 Relationships get you fucked up40:54 - 41:50 Keep your toys clean41:50 - 43:50 Using the same toy43:50 - 47:50 Going for checkups47:50 - 50:20 Gotta get that Nut50:20 - 52:10 Fiscal Responsibility52:10 - 53:00 Miranda’s Logic53:00 - 104:21 How to deal with Angry Miranda
77 minutes | Mar 8, 2020
Episode 3 - Dick Cheese Paired with a Fine Wine
Miranda and Joseph sits down for the 3rd (technically 5th) time together to discuss more of their dating history, Joseph's weird Fetishes, (theres a lot of them) and Miranda's dark anxiety and fears
90 minutes | Mar 1, 2020
Episode 2 - I like Molly
For the 2nd Episode, Joseph & Miranda continue Joseph's explanation into his sexuality, a deep dive into Miranda's political views
86 minutes | Mar 1, 2020
Episode 1 - EVERYONE'S DONE COKE BEFORE
Still going strong! the third episode of Polar Opposites featuring Joseph and Miranda as they dive in and discuss Genetics, Chicky Nuggies, Sex Work & Body Positivity, as well as Joseph’s Sexuality (He doesn’t explain it)
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