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The Podcastronaut Show
74 minutes | May 17, 2019
Episode 66 - Jace in Space
Our good buddy Jace joins us for some weekly nonsensery. There’s some space stuff in there, something about a serial killer with ears the ears of Nosferatu, and everyone’s favorite Texas senator is at it again, let’s pod!
54 minutes | May 2, 2019
Episode 65 - The Thefter
The Illuminati owns your bicycle and you will never get it back. Theftered.
66 minutes | Apr 25, 2019
Episode 64 - The Toasted Roast
If you’re reading this, it’s no longer 4/20, but since when has that stopped you? Sit back, take a breather. Close your eyes. The couch is so comfortable isn’t it? Wait. Did you hear that? Is that the cops?! No, it’s someone creeping around outside. Get up real slow. Go to the window and peek out the blinds. Ah, just your neighbor. Dressed as a cop! Enjoy this very special 4/20 episode, stay safe out there, and remember, it’s all in your head. Pod!Intro and Outro Clips are not owned by the Podcastronaut Show. All clips are credited to their respective films and the rights thereof:Pineapple ExpressHow HighNext FridayCheech and Chong: Up in SmokeDazed and Confused
37 minutes | Apr 18, 2019
Episode 63 - Short Cast
Like I said.
59 minutes | Apr 11, 2019
Episode 62 - Hans Solo
It’s the episode of night terrors and German Star Wars characters. D.C.’s latest super hero is a former pro basketball player that thinks he’s a genie. Still better than Justice League. Pod it!
68 minutes | Apr 1, 2019
Episode 61 - Heinous Thanus
Due to technical difficulties, the content of this podcast will continue to languish in obscurity. Shut your butts and say the hail prayer, it’s poddin’ time at the laser center!
61 minutes | Mar 26, 2019
Episode 60 - Giant BIrds
Driven into a cave by enormous feathered creatures, we find ourselves among the perfect podcast recording setup. Coincidence? Absolutely. We’re back face to face at the new studio! Snakes are aliens that prey on cruise ship drunkards and turtles don’t make good donuts. Lots of animal stuff in this description. Penguin. Lets pod!
46 minutes | Mar 14, 2019
Episode 59 - Check Your Donuts
Today on the negligent parent edition of the show, we weigh the first place tie between Michael Jackson’s bed time antics and the cult-like hypnotism of Abducted in Plain Sight. Got a kid? Don’t do the stuff on those shows. Plain and simple. And hey. Don’t be the donut revenge guy. Don’t be R. Kelly. Just be yourself. Unless that self is flat earther. Either way, let’s pod!
61 minutes | Mar 7, 2019
Episode 58 - Alex Jones Cover Band
Sometimes you get a fake tan to promote your supplements. Sometimes you take too many of those supplements and become a raving lunatic that gets booted from just about every social media platform out there. I’m talking, of course, about Will Smith. Why is the blue so hard to love? While we ponder it, we stumble along a myriad of early 20s memories, including but not limited to the time you can’t get back from angry mom managers. A spoonful of horse tranqualizers helps this episode go down, it’s pod!
62 minutes | Feb 28, 2019
Episode 57 - Triangular Earth
Alex Jones knows the earth is shaped like a triangle and now you do too. We knew too much and our feed was cut. The shills have penetrated the inner circle. The mole has been planted. We are all the Triangle now. Still, we pod.
69 minutes | Feb 21, 2019
Episode 56 - Redneck Lightsaber
Would you shoot a Stormtrooper if he stole a car and started a police chase? You would if he wore a racist hoody. Get your adult pirate hats on, let’s pod!
60 minutes | Feb 14, 2019
Episode 55 - Donald Duck's Saddest Smile
From Once Upon a Kingdom of Floridian Delight, Ben reports the wonders of Disney World. We tried to find Chase but all signs/GPS trackers point to naps. What do Ryan Adams and Bill Cosby have in common? The letter “s,” ya dingus, pod on!
69 minutes | Feb 7, 2019
Episode 54 - Rams Won, Fake News
Tom Selleck’s lip blanket grants him the power of automatic leading roles in cop dramas. Also, his blood is blue. Wow. The Super Bowl was dumb, Maroon 5 is dumb (except for Songs About Jane), Spirit Airlines is dumb, you’re dumb, and so are we, so what’s left to do in this cruel, dumb world? Pod, of course!
75 minutes | Jan 31, 2019
Episode 53 - Samurai Starfish Hands
We’ve recently acquired an island off the coast of Turkmenistan. The hottest, most exclusive beach on the planet, is waiting for you and your rich friends for only a small exorbitant fee. We got shrubs, rocks, huts, and, you guessed it, dirt. We’ve invited the earth’s most popular dutar players to twang your face off. Special guest John McAfee will take the stage with his infamous hammock act. You WILL be crying on the beach. You WILL want to leave. You WILL NOT be able to. Bring your samurai swords, things could get handsy, let’s pod!
81 minutes | Jan 24, 2019
Episode 52 - New Year, Who Dis?
Are you bursting with excitement? You may or may not be Ben’s appendix and you should probably go to the hospital. Medieval Times is a con (although a fun one), that concrete chunk out in the yard is starting to smell, and apparently the cops can’t catch you if they’re drunk too. It’s a pod eat pod world out there, friends. Let’s do it!
65 minutes | Jan 17, 2019
Episode 51 - Top 10 Pt. 2, The Toppest 5
The tip toppiest, highest imaginable quality of podcasticism awaits you in this episode. You thought Top 10 part 1 was good? Wait ‘till you hear this slightly better, lower digit countdown. Lay bare your virgin ears for the pulsating waves of self-deprecating mediocrity, it’s the Top 5 best moments of last year! Hats off to the guests who stuck it out and the hosts who forgot we were recording, let’s pod!
50 minutes | Jan 10, 2019
Episode 50 - Over the Hill, Happy 50! Best of the Year: Part 1
After a brief hiatus, we’ve compiled a Top 10, best of year 1! Thanks to all the listeners and supporters, we apologize for the lowering of your IQ, but we have had a ton of fun so far. Here’s to another year of asinine, nonsensical poppycock. Year of the Pod!
69 minutes | Dec 28, 2018
Episode 49 - Slow Death by Sideburns
What do you do when your co-host’s organs betray him? Force your wife to do a hungover podcast. Late night stranger visits, guns in the side yard, and waitresses who learned English from a jaded 1950s waitress. Just in time for 49, go pod yourself for Christmas!
74 minutes | Dec 21, 2018
Episode 48 - Flip Flop Ankle Holster
If a podcast publishes late and no one is around to listen, does it make a sound? The Japanese are booting up their forces, meanwhile you can get a katana at Earthbound for $20. Coincidence? Irrelevant. Quit fiddling with your gun, you’re making Carlton upset. Podcrastinate!
75 minutes | Dec 13, 2018
Episode 47 - The Red Hot Bucket...Faces
Today we explore the what ifs, the unlimited possibilities, the infinite abyss, and whether or not Buckethead could’ve made it in the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Add some of Ol’ Ed Cayce’s homemade prophecies and you might find some of that couch coin buys you a dead relative in the basement. Taylor Swift has a plan for stalkers, but could she stop Cocaine Guy? No one can stop Cocaine Guy. And now, we pod.
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