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The Pint and Parchment
79 minutes | Feb 13, 2020
Bonus Episode: Jehovah's Witnesses and the Prophet Hen
James and Tom are joined by Lois to discuss theories of apocalypse throughout history. This episode should have been released literally months ago - I guess this episode is like a fine wine, simply gets better with age.
59 minutes | Feb 5, 2020
Brexit: Build the Pig Fences to Keep Out the Salmon Ticklers
James and Tom are back! This time they are joined by Tom's sister Kate to discuss bizarre British laws. This episode was recorded at the time Britain left the EU (rightly or wrongly), so it seemed fitting to discuss the laws that are bizarrely British. Brexit is not discussed in this episode, worry not.
60 minutes | Sep 30, 2019
OK, That's Enough. Let's Get You Home
James and Tom got so drunk in this episode no one is really sure what it was about! It was supposed to be about weird habits of Prime Ministers, but I'm not sure that was discussed even a little bit! Consider this just a bonus episode!
71 minutes | Sep 16, 2019
Always Pack the Essentials: Like Your Mistress and Ice Cutlery
In this episode, James and Tom talk about some of the worst explorers in history! Some of the examples they give might actually come as a surprise. Somehow, the lads also manage to solve the melting ice caps crisis - you're welcome.
79 minutes | Sep 2, 2019
Who 'War' It Better: The Drunk Austrian Scout or the Prize Pig?
In this episode, the gents discuss the weirdest reason for war breaking out! There are some truly bizarre reasons, and should make us infinitely grateful that we are not so sensitive anymore...
73 minutes | Aug 19, 2019
The Ugly Hermit and His Abbey Collection
In this episode, James and Tom discuss Sainta throughout history and the stories behind them! It seems all you had to do to be a Saint, was say you love God and then otherwise be very antisocial...
84 minutes | May 7, 2019
"I Like My Wife, But I F****** Love SpaghettiOs" (feat. Justin)
In this episode, Tom and James discuss some of the best last words in history. They are also joined by a very special guest indeed - the one and only Justin Fain! Some of the bloopers are also left in this episode, so strap yourselves in for an absolute cracker.
66 minutes | Mar 22, 2019
HMS Affirmative Action and the Carthaginian B-Team
In this episode, James and Tom talk about some of the worst military disasters in history! There are some absolute crackers in this one.
58 minutes | Feb 14, 2019
The Army of Friendly Cubans And The Canadian Gaydar
In this episode, Tom and James talk about conspiracy theories that actually turned out to be true. Tinfoil hats at the ready.
77 minutes | Jan 21, 2019
Sérénade No. 15 "Erotic Asphyxiation" - Frantizek Kotzwara, Painted Pigeon Philharmonic Orchestra (feat. Caroline)
In this episode, Tom and James are joined by special guest Caroline to discuss the craziest composers in history! Be warned, this episode is very NSFW - it's not their fault, composers always bring it to such a sexual place.
59 minutes | Dec 31, 2018
Put Your Garlands On - It'll Save You Washing Your Testicles in Vinegar Tomorrow
HAPPY NEW YEAR ! In this episode James and Tom discuss some of the weirdest hangover cures in history. If you are listening to this while hungover on New Year's Day, we would advise bringing a bucket...
63 minutes | Dec 28, 2018
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Nazi vs. Incendiary Pigs
In this bonus episode, James and Tom talk about various animals used in warfare. As usual, the boys take a look at some of the stranger examples...
68 minutes | Dec 24, 2018
On The 12th Day of Christmas My True Love Sent to Me: An Ear in a Box
The boys return with this Christmas Special! They discuss historical events that happened around Christmas time, and also some of the stories behind Christmas traditions. It has been a long time, but they're back!
69 minutes | Oct 20, 2018
How To Deal With a Breakup: Send Pubes
In this episode the gentlemen try to cheer up Tom by talking about the worst breakups in history. Sometimes you just have to take things in good humour and have a laugh!
73 minutes | Oct 7, 2018
The Brexiteer Swan With the Teardrop Tattoo
In this episode the gentlemen discuss some of the weirdest court cases in history. From swans to tomatoes, this episode is truly bizarre! Tom also makes a massive technical error, listen out to see if you notice what it is.
7 minutes | Sep 29, 2018
Announcement time. There's a lot more content for you to discover now!
71 minutes | Sep 29, 2018
The Blind Man With the World's Deadliest Lute
In this episode the gentlemen discuss some of the most weird and wonderful failed assassination attempts. Some of these are absolutely bizarre. What a way to mark the 30th episode!
76 minutes | Sep 15, 2018
Love Someone? Build Them Some Hanging Gardens at an Undisclosed Location
In honour of Tom's anniversary with his girlfriend (I know right, what a soppy bastard), James and Tom talk about some of the most romantic gestures in history. Although, the gentlemen believe that they are far more romantic than anyone mentioned! Let them know what you think...
78 minutes | Sep 15, 2018
First Rule of The Katipunan: You Do Not Talk About The Katipunan.
In this episode, James and Tom talk about some of the lesser know resistance movements in history. They range from all over the globe, and some are more significant than you would imagine! The gentlemen get progressively more and more drunk, so the longer you listen, the more ridiculous it gets.
82 minutes | Sep 2, 2018
The Wisest Fool in Christendom Swilling the Planters with Bumbo (feat. Nicola)
In this episode, the gentlemen discuss famous James's throughout history while being joined by their guest Nicola. How do the James's fair against the Thomas's? Let us know! (Disclaimer: we had an issue with the volume for the first couple of minutes, but don't worry it straightened itself out!)
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