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The People v. Star Trek: Voyager
50 minutes | May 26, 2022
Case 6.12: Blink of an Eye
Voyager gets becalmed over a planet with a temporal compression phenomena, leading the planet’s primitive civilization to make a highly questionable choice in personal lord and savior! How will Janeway respond to her new role as angry sky god? Can the crew escape orbit before their worshippers become violently secular? Is “Blink of an Eye” GOOD… or is it GARBAGE?
69 minutes | May 19, 2022
Case 6.11: Fair Haven
Tom Paris lures the entire crew into his “Irish Pub in Alpharetta, Georgia” Sims 4 holo-mod. Janeway shocks herself by getting, uh, a little too into the game. It’s (kind of) the exploration of sexy social holo-norms we’ve long awaited! Can the good Captain “Katie O’Clare” reconcile her need to maintain control with her need to not be lonely all the time? Is it possible that we learn a little too much about what Janeway wants in a romantic partner? Is “Fair Haven” GOOD... or is it GARBAGE?
64 minutes | Apr 9, 2022
Case 6.10: Pathfinder
Men will literally create a micro-wormhole to establish a quantum communications link with a lost starship instead of going to therapy. Can Voyager’s most unlikely TNG guest star bring words of hope to the best friends he’s never met? Can Kate Mulgrew win an Academy Award for a UPN show? Is “Pathfinder” GOOD… or is it GARBAGE?
80 minutes | Apr 1, 2022
Case 6.9: The Voyager Conspiracy
Greetings, Tarnished. Queen Annika Hansen the Seventernal has plunged her mind into the ever-flowing river of Accursed Knowledge, and her thirst for clarity has been slaked instead with the nectar of madness. Harken the Noble Triumvirate of Barking Fools as they face podcast death again and again in their quest to answer the Elden Question: Is “The Voyager Conspiracy” a shimmering falcon… or is it nothing more than the fading whisper of the fire as the ashes fall cold?
58 minutes | Mar 28, 2022
Case 6.8: One Small Step
Against her better judgment, Seven gets roped into Chakotay’s nerdy anthropology hobby! Will joining an away mission to recover a pre-WW3 space vessel from the belly of a roving subspace phenomenon help her discover her love of aerospace history? Was Zephraim Cochran just some first-contact also-ran whose only notable contribution was inventing warp drive? Will this episode be one giant leap for Season 6? Is “One Small Step” GOOD… or is it GARBAGE?
66 minutes | Mar 17, 2022
Case 6.7: Dragon's Teeth
Seven learns the dangers of mashing buttons in space when she accidentally awakens a long-dormant race of subspace raiders! Can Voyager prevent them from going back to their pillaging ways? Will Seven face the wrath of Janeway’s chiding finger wag? Why is Naomi Wildman in this episode? Where is her mother? Is “Dragon’s Teeth” GOOD… or is it GARBAGE?
62 minutes | Mar 10, 2022
Case 6.6: Riddles
An alien attack aboard the Delta Flyer leaves Tuvok recovering from a tragic case of Thinking Neelix is an OK Guy! Can he recover before Neelix talks him into a bro’s weekend on Gatlinburg VI? Is there such a thing as true self, or are we simply just what we are at any given moment? Should Tuvok be worried that no one seems to miss the old him all that much? Is “Riddles” GOOD… or is it GARBAGE?
91 minutes | Mar 5, 2022
Case 6.5: Alice
SCARLET ALERT FOR VERY R-RATED AND EXTRA SEXY LANGUAGE (seriously, more than usual). The Space Sex Court convenes for the first time to litigate the dark and steamy tale of a handsome, young ensign who must choose between staying true to his longtime girlfriend and making love to a derelict murdership he picked up in a junkyard! Will Tom follow his new obsession into the forbidden arms of garbage-suited bliss? Will B’ELanna murder Tom before Alice can murder B’ELanna? Will Janeway ever realize there is something weird going on? Is “Alice” GOOD… or is it GARBAGE? (For those wishing to skip the more concentrated moments of sexual shenanigans, start listening at 00:06:50 and stop at the end of the final thoughts in the discussion section.)
57 minutes | Feb 21, 2022
Case 6.4: Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy
Deep within a secret laboratory in the deserts of Nevada, a team of government researchers smashes through sacrosanct boundaries of science and ethics to finally achieve ABSOLUTE PICARDO— and an episode of Voyager is born! Will the Doctor lose himself in a labyrinth of his own schtick? Will his ridiculous daydreams save the ship from an unseen legion of space-faring potato men? Is “Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy” GOOD… or is it GARBAGE?
69 minutes | Feb 17, 2022
Case 6.3: Barge of the Dead
Fire up your solid-body Gibson and let that power chord sing— B’Elanna Torres is taking a trip on the BARGE of the DEAAAADDDD!!! Can she repair her relationship with her mother in time to escape a hell that looks suspiciously like the final level of Quake? Is Janeway her new mom? Is there life after death? More importantly, is “Barge of the Dead” GOOD… or is it GARBAGE?
52 minutes | Feb 10, 2022
Case 6.2: Survival Instinct
The sins of Seven’s past come back to haunt her (again), this time in the form of three Borg Buddies toting a grudge against their former tertiary adjunct. Can she make up for mistakes she made in the name of the Collective? Is this the last time Season 6 will trot out the “individualism vs. collectivism” argument, or the first of many? Who did Tom and Harry kill in that street fight? Is “Survival Instinct” GOOD… or is it GARBAGE?
89 minutes | Feb 3, 2022
Case 6.1: Equinox - Part 2
Season 6 is finally here, and its first mission is to mop up the mess left by Season 5! The fallout from Equinox, Part I, threatens to tear apart the Janeway/Chakotay command superduo for the umpteenth time, while Seven fights for her life in the clutches of Evil Doctor! Can Ransom be redeemed? If not, can Ransom be murdered by Janeway? Will Voyager’s bridge plaque stay on the damn wall this time? Is “Equinox, Part II” GOOD… or is it GARBAGE?
103 minutes | Jan 15, 2022
Case 5.27: Season Five Finale
At long last, Season 5’s fate is decided— in an original musical extravaganza! Pushed to the brink by this contentious slate of episodes, the legal heroes of the Space Court express their angst through the majesty of song and dance, except you have to imagine the dance part because it’s a podcast. In the midst of it all, a thorough recounting of the facts in evidence is provided before the Patreon Grand Jury’s verdict is finally revealed. Is Season 5 of Star Trek: Voyager GOOD… or is it GARBAGE? Special Guest: Amy Miller
3 minutes | Jul 4, 2021
Season 5 - Jury Summons!
It’s time to decide the fate of Season 5 of Voyager! For the low price of $1/month, you can dole out some television justice (WHAT A DEAL!). Go to patreon.com/shadeaux today and help decide once and for all, is Voyager’s 5th season GOOD… or is it GARBAGE? You have until July 10th to vote!
89 minutes | Jun 3, 2021
Case 5.26: Equinox - Part 1
It’s PvSTV ROAD RULES II as the court once again goes mobile in search of justice and affordable regional vittles! Will Janeway and the crew survive an encounter with their evil Federation counterparts? Will the court survive an encounter with an evil Waffle House counterpart? Is it safe to mix fried pickles, scrambled eggs, and hand-churned ice cream? Is Equinox GOOD... or is it GARBAGE?
58 minutes | May 26, 2021
Case 5.25: Warhead
First-time away team leader Harry Kim looks into the glowing lights of a sophisticated weapon of mass destruction and sees the tender eyes of a new friend! Will he be able to talk it down once it hijacks the Doctor and the entire ship? Will Borg nanoprobes save the day? Will Janeway ever again let Harry off the ship unsupervised? Is “Warhead” GOOD... or is it GARBAGE?
74 minutes | May 20, 2021
Case 5.24: Relativity
Fire up your TARDIS and assemble the Court of Time! Seven goes on special assignment with the Federation time cops to save Voyager from a past, present, and possibly future threat! Can she stop a rogue time agent bent on revenge? Will Janeway try to help and wreck time (again) in the process? Can Voyager tell a better Doctor Who story than Doctor Who? Is “Relativity” TIMERY... or is it TIME-NANIGANS?
66 minutes | May 13, 2021
Case 5.23: 11:59
Janeway’s distant relative is the reason she joined Starfleet, but her family lore might turn out to be a family snore! Fire up your Ancestry-dot-com account and take a journey into the thrilling world of 24th-century space genealogy! Can Janeway’s ancestor save small-town America? Is she actually super boring? Is this episode actually super boring? Is “11:59” GOOD... or is it GARBAGE?
74 minutes | May 7, 2021
Case 5.22: Someone to Watch Over Me
The Doctor makes a gentleman’s wager that he can school up Seven on human rituals of dating and romance, then makes the whole thing weird by catching feelings of his own. Will Seven learn to dance, dance, dance all night, or will the rain in Spain stay mainly on the Doctor’s pain? Is there anything Jeri Ryan can’t do? Is this the closest we will ever get to a musical episode of Voyager? Is “Someone to Watch over Me” GOOD... or is it GARBAGE?
78 minutes | Apr 28, 2021
Case 5.21: Juggernaut
B’Elanna works to control her rage while the crew works to not get blown up by a malfunctioning Malon freighter! Will the away team unravel the mystery of the spooky Vihaar in time to prevent disaster? Will B’Elanna learn that sometimes bashing people with a pipe is the right thing to do? Should this episode be jettisoned with the rest of the theta radioactive waste? Is “Juggernaut” GOOD... or is it GARBAGE?
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