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Dare you enter the Cocktagon?! Please enjoy another collection of some of Paul's favourite stories from the first season of The Pen Is Mightier - featuring performances by Clare Blackwood, Maddox Campbell, Kat Letwin, Matt McCready, Rebecca Reeds, and Velvet Wells. The post Best Of Season 1 – Volume 2 appeared first on PodCavern.

It's a crossover episode! Featuring the creators of pop-culture review podcast Rude Dude Takedowns: Bridget Cann (MCU Improvised, Rude Dude Takedowns), Candace Meeks (My Immortal: The Webseries, Rude Dude Takedowns), Chris Middleton (CBC, Rude Dude Takedowns). This week, the panel learns about the etymology of the word “Garfussy,” figures out how many companies can sue the show because of a single story, and the Rude Dudes renew their rivalry with a famous Hollywood director. The post Season 2, Episode 5 – Rivals appeared first on PodCavern.

Featuring Maddox Campbell (Break A Wish, Caverns & Comedians), Tuong La (Podcavern), and Alex Nursall (Parkdale Haunt). The panel discusses what constitutes a "medium" level of gratuity, learns how to make a planet climax, and guesses the flavour of Prince Eric's dick. The post Season 2, Episode 4 – Wish appeared first on PodCavern.

Dare you enter the Cocktagon?! Please enjoy a collection of some of Paul's favourite stories from the first season of The Pen Is Mightier - featuring performances by Jon Blair, Andrew Bushell, Bridget Cann, Taylor Davis, Erin Pim, and Carley Thorne. The post Best Of Season 1 – Volume 1 appeared first on PodCavern.

Featuring Antony Hall (CBC's Ming's Dynasty, Book It Vince!), Simon McCamus (The Second City, Fake Cops), and Brie Watson (The Second City, Improv Niagara). It’s our Christmas Special! This week the panel discusses whether Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie, gets treated to a startlingly clever rundown of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s filmography, and learns about the true meaning of Jizzmas from Ebenezer Splooge. The post Season 2, Episode 3 – The Christmas Special appeared first on PodCavern.

Featuring Marc Hallworth (SiriusXM, Vest of Friends Podcast), Rachel Manson (What We Do In The Shadows, NOW Toronto), and Zoe Towne (EP Mint & Roses, Ouija Shark). This week, the panel discusses which Pokémon look like genitalia, competes to invent the best McDonald’s-themed innuendo, and gets to enjoy another of Garfield’s manliest adventures. The post Season 2, Episode 2 – Destiny appeared first on PodCavern.

Featuring Taylor Davis (Parkdale Haunt, Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival), Kat Letwin (1623,Good Morning Tonight), and Cassie Pyatt (Paw Patrol, Babar and the Adventures of Badou). In the debut of Season 2, the panel discusses what everyone did (or didn’t do) on Halloween, what sexual escapades would result from a Jason Voorhees/Michael Myers crossover, and which of our competitors has inescapable “Stanley-Tucci-energy.” The post Season 2, Episode 1 – The Post-Halloween Special appeared first on PodCavern.

Featuring Rob Lewin (Bad Dog Featured Players, Second City FamCo). In this mini-episode, Paul shares his love of Spider-Man via one of the many web-slinging adventures he's saved over the years - learn which is the sexiest item of clothing, and also where Spider-Man learned some of his oral talents. The post Interlude 2 – Web Of Lovers appeared first on PodCavern.

Featuring Bridget Cann (Rude Dude Takedowns, MCU Improvised), Rob Lewin (Bad Dog Featured Players, Second City FamCo), and Janelle McGuinness (Steeltown Gaming). This week, the panel heals the rift between communism and capitalism, converts the show into an accent-coaching clinic, and discovers what happens when Bridget has 60 minutes to write some porn. The post Episode 17 – Games appeared first on PodCavern.

Featuring Maddox Campbell (Break A Wish) and CJ (Canadian Comedy Award Winner). In our first mini-episode, Paul cracks into his personal collection of fan fiction, and shares chapter 226 of "Sonic's Ultimate Harem" with two of the show's past champions. The post Interlude 1 – Sonic’s Ultimate Harem appeared first on PodCavern.

Featuring Clare Blackwood (The Beaverton, Late Night In Canada), Emma Decorte (Hilary Duff Fan Club, Ultimate Fan Fiction Championship), and Candace Meeks (Rude Dude Takedowns, My Immortal: The Webseries). This week, the panel figures out the mechanics of Spongebob's penis, reimagines Cupid as a thirsty troublemaker, and gets "actually horny" hearing about dinosaur genitals. The post Episode 16 – Love (Valentine’s Day Special) appeared first on PodCavern.

Featuring Korri Birch (Good News Toronto), Emilie Overton (Blood Relations), and Brie Watson (The Second City, Improv Niagara). This week, the panel debates who would win a rap battle in the Shrek universe, which Game of Thrones characters are "attainable," and the most dramatic voting round yet. The post Episode 15 – Past appeared first on PodCavern.

Featuring Maddox Campbell (Break A Wish), Axandre Lemours (Beowulf In Afghanistan, Honey Dew Me), and Craig Scorgie (Just For Laughs, Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival). This week, the panel discusses forging your own path with the scientific method, an inter-dimensional ghost orgy, and Spongebob getting sucked off by a snail. The post Episode 14 – Experiment appeared first on PodCavern.

Featuring Jon Blair (CBC Radio's Because News, Now More Than Ever), Nkasi Ogbonnah (Second City Mainstage, Untitled Black Sketch Project), and Jason Voulgaris (Shots Fired!, MCU Improvised). This week, the panel tries to get sponsors for the show, learns about drowning in your own piss, and names their first-ever Ultimate Loser. The post Episode 13 – Regret appeared first on PodCavern.

Featuring Andrew Bushell (Second City Mainstage, Christmas Catch), Jeff Clark (Clark-Sauce), and Hailey Masterson (MCU Improvised). In our first episode of 2021, the panel discusses how they spent their holidays, trading tickles for oral, and the best way to measure the size of a dinosaur's erection. The post Episode 12 – Beginning appeared first on PodCavern.

Featuring Glenys Marshall (Edinburgh Fringe Festival), Erin Pim (The Bed Post Podcast), and Christopher Seeney (Cookie Biscuits, Jack Computer). On the holiday special - and the last episode of 2020 before a seasonal break - the panel discusses which is the sexiest Christmas carol, how many boners Wolverine would have hidden in his hands, and the worst thing to hear in Rudolph’s voice. The post Episode 11 – Holly Jolly (Christmas Special) appeared first on PodCavern.

Featuring Leslie Cserepy (The Improv Punch Up), Brian Edwards (MCU Improvised, Pinky & The Brian), and Grace Smith (I’m Not Mad At You, Things With Cats). The panel competes for... The post Episode 10 – Unique appeared first on PodCavern.

Featuring Bridget Cann (Rude Dude Take Downs, MCU Improvised), Simon McCamus (The Second City, Fake Cops) and Zoe Towne (EP Mint & Roses, Ouija Shark). The panel experiments with Space Jam ASMR, and... The post Episode 9 – Talent appeared first on PodCavern.

Featuring Robyn Bacon (Fanny Pack Improv), Oliver Georgiou (Syncing Ships) and Rebecca Reeds (SiriusXM, CBC Comedy). The panel discusses Squidward’s skin-coloured pants, bee-on-human sex, and getting hot and bothered by... The post Episode 8 – Betrayal appeared first on PodCavern.

Featuring Marc Hallworth (SiriusXM, Vest of Friends Podcast), Dana Schiemann (Letterkenny, Canadian Air Guitar Champion), and Velvet Wells (Crooner, Holodeck Follies). The panel discusses sports terms for sex, uses math to calculate the relative size... The post Episode 7 – Firsts appeared first on PodCavern.