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Did you have an Officer Friendly come to your school as a kid? Pat draws upon the wisdom that only a 1980's South Side Chicago Police Officer can dispense to a 3rd grader. And we are gearing for concert season!

We're headed out Califoreneeway for Memorial Day Weekend and turning into our parents as we do it! How early is too early for a road trip? And our English Bulldog puppy has a poop-tastic story for you to enjoy.

We try to figure out what gym experience is right for AJ as we gear up for our next big physical feat...Bonnaroo. Find out how Pat survives the four-day marathon music festival without training!

Are you old if you need a larger text? How about if you need a larger pill box! Pat is moving towards his 45th birthday and looking forward to not having to drive our child to school.

It's the 200th episode and AJ is trying to trick Pat into going on a cruise with her! It seems like no matter what these days there is a cruise targeted towards you.

We started to spot a loofah sponge tied to the top of folks cars out here in Arizona. And unfortunately now we know why. You need to check in on your grandma!

We had a jailbreak in our menagerie of animals this weekend! Was it the parrot? The bulldog? How about the snake! Another episode of Wild Arizona!

Happy 4/20 to everyone except Wisconsin and Indiana it seems like! AJ explored her Sconnie roots and how they impacted her way to the green rush.

Pat is cranky because he is obsessed with our pool. And AJ is performing her own animal ER duties in the backyard now!

Pat is planning on buying desert art for his front yard in Arizona. And AJ is discovering what the effects of work burnout look like and how to manage better!

Thanks for swinging by the back porch! Uncle Pat is here with a solid hour of grooves to help get you through your day. Can't Wait For Tonight - Dogs In A Pile Earworm - Vulfpeck Can I Take My Hounds To Heaven? - Tyler Childers No Diablo - Umphrey's McGee Crickets - The Dip When The Tequila Runs Out - Dawes That's What Love Will Make You Do - Jerry Garcia Band Private Lives - Low Cut Connie Venice Venture - Big Wild Hard Livin - Railroad Earth Sedona - Houndmouth Line The Pockets -The Wood Brothers Last Train Home - John Mayer

We went to our first wedding since the pandemic! Cowboys, cops and TikTok dances all in this epsiode.

It's Opening Day for baseball which also means it's Wedding Season. We have our first wedding since the pandemic to attend and AJ is geeked that Pat will act a fool!

The family is headed to the UK in 2025 and already planning how to vacation sane! And Utah is making it illegal for your kids to be on social media. Is your state next?

What's the youngest you would date? Jump into a Pat-Tail that will blow your socks off proving age ain't nothing but a number or a felony.

Looking for a change? Need some inspiration? Let us tell you about the many faces of St. Patricks Day.

While most Americans changed their clocks this weekend, here in Arizona its ALMOST business as usual. Jump on in to the Ides of March with us.

Whatcha gonna do brother when AJ becomes a wrestling fan on you?!?! We attended All Elite Wrestling at their Phoenix debut and a new wrestling fan was born. Our family is now All Elite!

Do all dogs go to heaven? And if so, who picks up the poop! Deep thoughts on this week's podcast about Only The Poops in the House.

If you have a teen in your life you need to talk to them about their mental health! We jump into the sad new CDC report that finds out how impacted our kids are today.