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The Past on Blast Podcast
112 minutes | Feb 21, 2021
25. Bangarang! The Return of the Past on Blast
After a four year hiatus our dynamic duo reunite and are up to their usual tricks. 0:47 We’re back! 5:12 Hans Steigl, International News Correspondent 11:00 Luke warm takes on Israel 12:44 Pandemic hobbies 16:21 Groundhogs Day 19:00 Homescapes & Gardenscapes 27:21 Memology 34:21 Beefin’ 38:28 I’m Left, You’re Right 48:30 Transracialism 56:30 Year of the ox, Bill Gates, and hygiene theater 59:35 Gongxi Gongxi 1:04:31 The SJW 1:06:38 Children’s Corner 1:17:17 Ti the Viral Video Guy 1:19:44 A Very Special Weekend 1:23:56 The Mahjong Line 1:33:32 Kung Fu Vagina - https://www.instagram.com/p/CKw_VUXnFOL/ 1:46:06 Digital blackface on TikTok 1:51:24 Outro
42 minutes | Feb 17, 2017
24. Domald Tromp, Single Valentines, & the Scat Man
We've finally decided to give you a little glimpse at TPoB "After Dark," which essentially means using the podcast equipment to screw around and freestyle or sing gibberish songs.
49 minutes | Feb 2, 2017
The Past on Blast celebrates our one year anniversary with the usual blend of sophomoric humor, stories, sketches, and oddball guests. Rare outtakes the Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey have surfaced, and involve none other than Mr. Al Pacino. Ti interviews up-and-coming country music singer Wyatt Timmelman, who performs a few songs from his new album, We Here (We Made It) in the studio.
15 minutes | Jan 20, 2017
On this minuscule episode, Ti and Patrick give you a brief but wonderful look at the behind the scenes nonsense that occurs every other week. There's singing, casual Doug impressions, and one lone man in the depths of interstellar cyberspace.
64 minutes | Jan 5, 2017
21. Picks 'n' Plops for 2017
We are kicking the year off rizzight with a blazing-hot episode. After a bit of a holiday wrap-up sesh, Ti and Patrick talk to a few guests, and predict what is in store for the new year. This episode brought to you by ZipDicks.com. Visit ZipDicks.com/ThePastOnBlast to save 10% off your first order!
45 minutes | Dec 22, 2016
20. I'm Dreaming of an Alt-Right Christmas: TPoB Holiday Extravaganza!
We hope you've all been good this year, but we've got an extra-special episode for youz either way! Celebrity guests including Cher, President-elect Trump, and Bernie Sanders stop by! Jim Bob the Crippled Christmas Elf raps about what really goes on at the North Pole during the off-season! Ti's hugging is finally discussed, and oh so much more...
49 minutes | Dec 7, 2016
19. Dog Names, German Scheisse, & Brojobs
It's back to basics this episode, as Ti & Patrick are reunited after a couple of episodes! We open up to a nice discussion of Chinese language and Patrick's kids being lil' rascals, followed some interesting fetishes uncovered on the Internet. Hans Stiegl, our International News Correspondent, sits down for our new "Yesterday's News Today" segment, we talk about moderate to severe Crohn's disease, sing about Bon Jovi's untold story, and wrap up with a conversation about brojobs.
82 minutes | Nov 18, 2016
18. The Results Are In
A serious, solo episode covering an assessment of the Presidential Election, why Trump won, and my thoughts and feelings over the past week.
107 minutes | Nov 11, 2016
2.3 Little Giants & Looking Fear in the Face
Special guest co-host Andrew Gibson calls in to talk about laying the smackdown on cancer, the 1994 family comedy "Little Giants," and public bathroom etiquette.
64 minutes | Oct 31, 2016
16. Fifty Percent of All Parachuting Involves the Anus
We hope that you're not vegetarian, because we've got a surplus of beef this week! After a serious discussion about professional responsibility and journalistic integrity in the age of click bait sensationalism, we seamlessly transition into kratom, sex noises, cyclists, and feminist catcalling. Ti wraps up with a beautiful a cappella rendition of Toby Keith's smash hit "Courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue (The Angry American)."
62 minutes | Oct 21, 2016
Episode 15: Emilio & The 2Pacalypse
The Mighty Duck Man himself, Ti's Uncle Emilio, joins us for a talk about being a model in the 80's. Then the guys talk about the 2Pacalypse. After two episodes of nostalgic nonsense, Patrick and Ti have decided to revert to their usual wont of freeform comedic ramblings.
63 minutes | Oct 5, 2016
Episode 2.2: Hocus Pocus
October kicks off with a look back at the 1993 Disney movie "Hocus Pocus." We discuss the cast and crew, the film's release, reviews, and whether or not this movie should be added to your Halloween watchlist. Perennial TPoB hater (and Ti's wife) Jessie reluctantly joins the podcast for this 'sode. Whether or not you are a fan of the movie, we've got plenty o' tasty morsels for ya!
61 minutes | Sep 23, 2016
Episode 2.1: Doug Bags a Neematoad
On the brand new The Past on Blast, we revisit Nickelodeon's Doug! Everyone still remembers the theme song, but do Doug, Skeeter, Patti, and the gang stand the test of time?! Is it worth rewatching? Does rule 34 apply? All this and sooo much more as TPoB begins their never-ending quest to explore the music, movies, and TV shows of your youth.
50 minutes | Sep 2, 2016
Episode 12: Double Arigato, Mr. Roboto
After an extended summer break, TPoB is back! Things are discussed! Find out about The Secret, the Vedder voice, Ti's infatuation with telescopes, and oh-so much more...
69 minutes | Jun 8, 2016
Episode 11: Frank Cachillo Returns (The Woeful Ballad of "Needle Nose" Ned & Rocky Raccoon)
TPoB's Patent Liaison, Frank Cachillo, returns in corporeal form to join in the telling of the woeful ballad of (Bing!) "Needle Nose" Ned "The Head" Ryerson and Rocky Balboa/Raccoon A.K.A. Dwayne "The Rock Johnson.
71 minutes | May 25, 2016
Episode 10: Caprica Season 2
In a somewhat highbrow episode, the guys celebrate a belated Mother's Day, debate the nonreligious merits of The Bible, and discuss the singularity.
88 minutes | May 13, 2016
Episode 9: Here's One For Ya!
Things start off pretty Canadian for the first few minutes before the recording session is abruptly postponed. Plus(!), in a move that some (Republicans) are already labeling as 'forced diversity,' Ti's buddy Elmo has the prestige of becoming TPoB's preliminary Black guest!
45 minutes | May 6, 2016
Episode 8: Blues Run The Game
In the most low-key episode to date, Patrick recounts his recent car accident, and tales of middle school heartbreak are told. Ti learns about PMVs.
67 minutes | Apr 13, 2016
Episode 7: A Goblet Filled with Oil – Good for Mom & Baby Girl
The gang is all here! Ti makes his return, the SJW is back, and introducing Mikey Angelo, a new friend of TPoB! Lifehacks, protips, and apocalyptic advice abound!
62 minutes | Apr 6, 2016
Episode 6: Frank Cachillo
The Past on Blast's resident patent expert and porn aficionado, Frank Cachillo, calls up Patrick for a chat. Recorded in a closet.
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