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Guy ambushes Chris and Victoria while imbibing several beers and off it goes! Lobbying to change the term "rape" into something a little less menacing, like "surprise lovemaking". How do you accidentally slip it in? Guy defends the mid-90s DC comic book The Heckler. Victoria defends her decision to live in a Unabomber shack. And Power Rangers sweetheart, Amy Jo Johnson.

Guy and Victoria neckbeard really hard over season 8 of Doctor Who, and recap the whole season. Guy has a love/hate thing with Clara and her meddling in The Doctor's timeline, and Victoria has a crush on the brilliantly insane Peter Capaldi.

This episode was recorded a while back, and it's finally going up. Chris talks about his trip to Thailand and being involved in epic water fights, tuk tuk deathtraps, government coups, and his desire to go back, now that he got his first taste. Also, RoboCop as an R-Rated Inspector Gadget.

A month between shows is pretty inexcusable but there have been a couple deaths in the family, a small flood and any other manner of things rearing their ugly heads. So let's pick back up with part two of a show I did with Jim a while back. In this episode, we talk about the birth of the internet, Jim picking up girls by accidentally having a guitar pick in his change, and me accidentally having pencils and talking innocently, yet suggestively about my art. Jim's photography habit leads to the surfacing of his alternate personality, Moral Victory Jimmy. White people are buzzkills and Tumblr is for easily offended idiots. The Louie, Part two.

Sit down with Jim and Guy as two grown men complain about weddings, renting tuxedos and why eloping is always the better choice. Choosing a DJ over a band, and why the Chicken Dance and Cotton Eye Joe are musical cancer. Also, the human body is an incredible machine and Kate Upton makes the Universe a better place. 

In this episode, Guy, Victoria and Chris discuss bad cooking, risking it all for Shakira, and Guy being a pervert with a heart of gold. Learning about party tricks and the showstopper that is the notorious "skin watch". And of course, things you're not allowed to do in Home Depot.

Chris joins Victoria and Guy as we discuss bar trivia, why white people all look alike, and Victoria is the woman of a thousand celebrity faces. Guy worries about a bump on his head after listening to an episode of the Caustic Soda podcast. A Tumblr about people eating crappy looking food, and Chris and Tor find out what "hot dogging" truly means.

It's just about summer movie season and we discuss X-Men, Godzilla, Grand Budapest Hotel. Victoria discusses her love for moore grown up movies while I insist on being a huge child, only to be psycho-analyzed by Victoria and I am forced to face the cold hard truth of being a functional adult. A pregnancy pact is made that threatens my very sanity, and my vow to put a stop to it. Problems with religion in the world are once again taken care of, this time by the Darren Aronofsky film, Black Swan. Siri is not all she's cracked up to be. -Guy

Victoria lives in a world where scientists are the new rock stars, and we should all want to live in that world. The new Cosmos is a love song to all things science so far, and there should be more like it. Also discussed is which is the better day for public drunkeness, St. Patrick's Day or SantaCon. Listen as these two New York heavy hitters square off and get ripped as people puke in the streets and the girls in elf costumes hate their fathers. The Parking Lot is back again, and it's time to commit a crime against your hearing!

In the midst of a horrid winter, Victoria and I kick off by pissing and moaning about the weather like old people. I reclaim my man-childness, while Victoria continues to grump about the damn kids. Victoria reads Going Clear by Lawrence Wright and Scientology is good and valid and we have nothing bad to say about it at all and also Tom Cruise please don't have us eaten by sharks. Bill Nye beats Ken Ham senseless in a debate against creationism. Also, the Questioning Darwin documentary on HBO. And then it's way down the rabbit hole on a quest to define faith of all kinds, and where it comes from and what it does for us, and how it makes some of us act completely koo-koo bananas.

This week, let The Parking Lot show the way to a better life! Why vegetarianism is not a healthy choice. Why you should let your children kill their own animals. Factory farming is bad. Religion! Even mentioning the word can set off everything from spirited debates, up to and including countless deaths and billions of dollars in property damage! But we shy away from nothing! NOTHING! Also, the prequel to the Doctor Who 50th anniversary special, The Night of The Doctor.

This episode kicks off with a horrific musical suppository about a man keeping a girl in a dollhouse, turning her friends into puppets and getting her drink dosed. Did I mention she's like 12? It's all downhill after that as we discuss this past Halloween and the prevalence of blackface. Invasive species in the form of pythons, birds, rabbits, and Katy Perry albums. So much more including our favorite scientists, world travel and pi.

In part two, Jim's friend Tom joins us as we discuss the villainy of women in the bible, adult entertainment projected onto houses and Jim and Tom's various music projects such as Exploding Jazz Commode, The Moodsetters and a touching and eclectic Christmas album by The Smoking Meatwhistles. More musical treats ensue and a good time is had. Stay tuned for a great version of Good King Wencesles!

Jim is the musical madman behind our theme song. It's the chorus of a song called "Lot". With John and Victoria both out I sit down with him and discuss music, creativity, the moment when he decided that music was his life, and farts. This is actually the first part of a two parter. Jim's friend and co-conspirator Tom joins us for the next show. Stay tuned after the show for the full version of Lot.

In this, our glorious 73rd episode! Guy and Victoria discuss the love/hate relationship with humanity brought on by Reddit and 4Chan. The pope has quit, and Jenna shows up in the nick of time to drop some Vatican science on us.