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Transmissions from the OMEGA-LEVEL
121 minutes | 4 years ago
OMEGA-CAST #23: That Time Iron Maiden Said Let’s Have Three Guitarists
The OMEGA-CAST is back, jackholes! With Rendar, to boot! Oh, so, delicious! Not really. It’s a bunch of me being really phlegmy, burping, and realizing the reason no one likes me anymore is because I come off as a sports talk radio host! Oh, I’m being negative. Okay, okay. Um. You could always just skip to the part where Rendar, who has returned, and whose returned I said I would wait for, until we recorded a new podcast, argues with bitchy, loveless Eduardo about Baby Driver. There’s, uh, other stuff. Han Solo movie talk, Bateman’s typical sociopathy, and overall just degenerate garbage lord fun. I hope you’ll join us! Read more...The post OMEGA-CAST #23: That Time Iron Maiden Said Let’s Have Three Guitarists appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.
131 minutes | 4 years ago
OMEGA-CAST #22: Did We Just Become Best Friends?
Well, friends, it’s another edition of the friggin’ OMEGA-CAST. Truthfully, I’ve been sitting on writing up this podcast post for a bit now. Cause, well, this one goes off the rails quickly. Or perhaps more accurately, into previously uncharted territory. Despite evidence to the contrary, Bateman and I are generally completely in-sync with one another. From personal tastes, to underlying ideologies, and an unapologetic love of babes. Which is why I feel comfortable infinitely trolling him, and why he feels comfortable infinitely ingesting it. On this episode of the pod, for some reason, we open up about our mutually tumultuous childhoods. If you ever wondered how we both ended up the way we did, here’s a look at some of the psychological carnage. Aside from that? We get into Bateman’s quest to make ten-million dollars (seriously), uh some other stuff, and Final Fantasy XV. So, uh, enjoy! Or you can skip all that and just enjoy Rendar going IN on Rogue One! Spoiler! He doesn’t like it. At all. Read more...The post OMEGA-CAST #22: Did We Just Become Best Friends? appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.
106 minutes | 4 years ago
OMEGA-CAST #21: Garbage Lords Gone Rogue (One)
Hope. Hope! Hope, hope, hope. Did you know that Rogue One was about hope? Yes! Yes, it is. Talk about Hope and everything Roguish with us here. Here’s a Rogue One-centric podcast. Done in one take, shuffled out into the night quickly so we can get the conversation coming. Read more...The post OMEGA-CAST #21: Garbage Lords Gone Rogue (One) appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.
120 minutes | 4 years ago
OMEGA-CAST #20: Doctor Strange’s Socratic Flatulence
The latest descent into adolescent sophistry, scatalogical humor, and irredeemable buffoonery is upon you, folks. Gnash your teeth at The God That Forgot You and curse It for allowing us to continue our podcast. This latest iteration covers a typical gamut of garbage. Feauring such topics as “Eating only broccoli that women have farted on” and “Hipster Or Homeless? should be a game show.” If that hasn’t sent you away, we also mock both Liberals and Trumpers, have half-hearted conversations about Doctor Strange and Arrival, and psychoanalyze Bateman’s childhood pants-shitting and subsequent life-long catastrophic psychological trauma. We hope you’ll join us! Read more...The post OMEGA-CAST #20: Doctor Strange’s Socratic Flatulence appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.
132 minutes | 5 years ago
OMEGA-CAST #19: They Have No Lightning!
…and, we, are, fucking back! Let’s get it out of the way: Riff completely fucked up the audio, recognizing after we recorded that he recorded it through his laptop microphone. So, yeah. It’s Garbage Audio from the Garbage Lords! That said, we hit on a variety of topics, and we sport a new contributor: our own Eduardo Pluto. Read more...The post OMEGA-CAST #19: They Have No Lightning! appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.
97 minutes | 5 years ago
OMEGA-CAST #18: Watto’s Sex Drive In The Post-Criticism Age
Finally, the goddamn OMEGA-CAST is back. And it’s a bit out there. I’m going to level with you — I was incredibly *not* sober for the duration of this podcast, and listening to it was like hearing my own words for the first time. In this podcast: Watto banging Shmi Skywalker, singing along to Ariana Grande, the post-criticism age, Fargo, the devolution, evolution, and revolution of Rendar Frankenstein and more. Listen to it after the jump, or on iTunes and Stitcher. Read more...The post OMEGA-CAST #18: Watto’s Sex Drive In The Post-Criticism Age appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.
96 minutes | 6 years ago
OMEGA-CAST #17: Existential Mud Butt Upon The Fury Road!
Oh shit! It’s been a hot minute since we dropped a podcast. Life! It happens. Since the last beleaguered, intoxicated collection of Omega Belligerence I’ve gone on a Bachelor Weekend with the Goons. Captured on the podcast! Seen Fury Road. Noted on the podcast! Gotten married, bought a house. Both on the podcast! But that’s not all. Us Four Usual Dickheads spit about a variety of topics. From True Detective, to the eternal debate in art of Form versus Content. From Bateman’s Mason Jar filled with his scabbed-off genital warts to Riff’s alcoholic slaying of Disney World. It’s all here. Read more...The post OMEGA-CAST #17: Existential Mud Butt Upon The Fury Road! appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.
72 minutes | 6 years ago
OMEGA-CAST #16: Ultron’s Zany Zeitgeist Genocide
They’re back! This time the Dickheads Chaperoning the Space-Ship Omega dive into their general malaise regarding Age of Ultron. They also discuss that Star Wars movie coming up to the point of nausea. At one point, CaffPow’s discusses the depression that follows signing up for porn sites that haven’t been updated since 2001. We also cover Bateman’s crosswalk stop light fetish, and maybe a little about Daredevil. Dim the lights, doff your pants, and join them in their insanity. You can listen on iTunes, Stitcher, or after the jump. Read more...The post OMEGA-CAST #16: Ultron’s Zany Zeitgeist Genocide appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.
80 minutes | 6 years ago
OMEGA-CAST #15: The Hero We Didn’t Want
For the past dozen+ episodes of the OMEGA-CAST, Patrick Bateman has starred in a quality supporting role. However, this time the lovable, completely-stoned sociopath takes center stage in our descent into madness. Laugh at his non-sequiturs regarding the Powers that Be and the Televisor. Marvel at his input regarding the idea of concurrently developed sequels to one movie. Cower before his insanity when it comes to stalking celebrities online to “see how they’re doing.” From Star Wars canon to Dragon Age: Inquisition, he steals the show. Listen on Stitcher, iTunes, or after the jump. Read more...The post OMEGA-CAST #15: The Hero We Didn’t Want appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.
107 minutes | 6 years ago
OMEGA-CAST #14: Denzel Washington’s Stroke Face
Oh shit! Yeah! We didn’t forget about you! And we didn’t forget about this podcast that we recorded a month ago. #STEVEBRULEWINK. This is pretty much our fucking 2014 RECAP. But. You know. A month into 20-FUCKING-15. We discuss our favorite movies (#OSCAR TIE-IN?!), Denzel Washington’s stroke face, Caff’s disdain for Seth Rogen, and Bateman’s new insulin pump. Among other things. It’s funny we promise. Read more...The post OMEGA-CAST #14: Denzel Washington’s Stroke Face appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.
118 minutes | 6 years ago
OMEGA-CAST #13: An Awakening In Our Fanboy Glands
Oh boy! This podcast is either going to be the sort of pornographic geekery (not literally, but like, getting your dork glands swelling) you’re looking for, or an unbearable fusillade of Star Wars Dickhead Loser Hype. Either way, we hope you check this installment out. This is our best sounding podcast yet, buffeted by $500 in new audio equipment. Aside from the obvious fluids-spilling meditations on The Force Awakens, this podcast features Rendar’s Venture Start-Up, Caff dropping deuces on Interstellar, Bateman’s butt, and another mutual circle jerk over Michael Keaton’s saggy tits in Birdman. Join us. Become us. Leave your thoughts in the comments. Listen on iTunes or after the jump. Read more...The post OMEGA-CAST #13: An Awakening In Our Fanboy Glands appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.
47 minutes | 6 years ago
OMEGA-CAST #12: Part 2 – Jack Off (From The Matrix)
Here’s part two of the fucking insanity that was recorded over Columbus Day Weekend. This pig-fucking rot-fest is filled with pseudo-intellectualism, superhero talk, Bateman body slamming a pizza delivery guy while we’re recording, and thirteen undergrad communication majors feeding us Skittles for internship credits. It’s pretty mundane, per usual. We also discuss my (temporary) departure from Facebook, Avengers 2: Tony Boner Time, and more. Read more...The post OMEGA-CAST #12: Part 2 – Jack Off (From The Matrix) appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.
58 minutes | 6 years ago
OMEGA-CAST #12: Part 1 – The Great Flour Tortilla Incident of 2014
OH YOU THOUGHT US GONE? Naw, bruh. Life. It happens. But choke down this GNARLY PODCAST until the SPACE-SHIP can resume full operating capacity. PART GODDAMN 1 of a PODCAST we cut nearly TWO FUCKING WEEKS AGO. And this time it’s FUCKING ME behind the delay in posting it. And life. Definitely life. Anyways. THIS ONE has WAY CAPS and most importantly THE FUCKING RETURN OF RE-RE-RE-RENDAR. Read more...The post OMEGA-CAST #12: Part 1 – The Great Flour Tortilla Incident of 2014 appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.
57 minutes | 7 years ago
OMEGA-CAST #11: Velvet Revulgar
Truth be told, this podcast was a long time coming. And I ain’t sure it even should have come. You see a couple of months ago Rendar found himself a beautiful OMNI-DIMENSIONAL babe upon the silicate dunes of Io. Packed up his stuff, took the boarding shuttle down to her hut, and ain’t been seen since. We get glorious missives from him every once in a while — he’s happy. Kid on the way, arthritis salved by the regenerative sand-leeches he found down by the Cloaked Bay. But the drawback is that we couldn’t cut a podcast. Eventually we decided to record one without him – heresy I know – and pray he’d return before we dared record a follow-up. Read more...The post OMEGA-CAST #11: Velvet Revulgar appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.
84 minutes | 7 years ago
OMEGA-CAST #10: Crumb-Dog Zillionaires
Double-digits, suckahs! All y’all haters never thought we’d make it to ten podcasts! And y’know what, I don’t blame you! The fact that Riff Simian has yet to give me a lethal uppercut? The idea that Caffeine Powered hasn’t Diet Mountain Dew’d himself into a cardiac event? The notion that Patrick Bateman’s mobility scooter hasn’t collapsed under his weight? Miracles. Goddamn miracles. Each and every one of `em. So cue up our newest mini-miracle and laugh at our mental illnesses. That’s right, this is basically a digital journey into an insane asylum. This podcast’s topics are variegated in the least cohesive sense of the term, with grown men discussing the fourth dimension and Lex Luger and Caff-Pow’s first moment of post-pubescent self-awareness and movies and television. Oh, we also make video game noises and dramatically read vulgar fiction. Read more...The post OMEGA-CAST #10: Crumb-Dog Zillionaires appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.
107 minutes | 7 years ago
OMEGA-CAST #9: MAXIMUM OMEGA-DRIVE
New podcast up in your fucking gutsss. With a special fucking guest: Pepsibones Krueger! *Phazer sound, Phazer sound, Phazer sound* Back from his stint in the OMNIVERSE. With The Bones in Tow, the Gang Omega relocated to my compartment of the Space-Ship for this edition, and what occurred is truly the tale of two podcasts. Off the bat we vomit chunks of broken-brain about True Detective, artistic integrity, Her, how much Bateman loves to feel inspired, Ms. Marvel #1 and other bullshit. Then the booze kicks in, and what follows is generally just Pepsibones and me babbling drunkenly about Avengers, Star Wars, and Jeremy Renner’s amazing vascularity. So it’s pretty fucking awesome. Read more...The post OMEGA-CAST #9: MAXIMUM OMEGA-DRIVE appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.
59 minutes | 7 years ago
OMEGA-CAST #8: Fear & Loathing in Coruscant
A hot new plate of podcast for you to engulf. Go ahead, throw it down that dirty gullet of yours. Oh, you want to know what that bubbling black ooze is? Or the gnarled tree branch looking things? Fine! Fine. If you must know what’s on this episode: more Star Wars talk (ugh, I know!), Caff complaining about a lot of things and articulating them poorly, Rendar’s lost son, the Ninja Turtles, the exhaustion of comic book culture, Riff’s first guitar solo played on whale bones, eating tortilla chips in the microphone, and more. Hit the jump for the terror, or check us out on iTunes. Read more...The post OMEGA-CAST #8: Fear & Loathing in Coruscant appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.
91 minutes | 7 years ago
OMEGA-CAST #7: Don’t Call It A Comeback!
Woof! Like five fucking months since we cut the last podcast. Like two weeks since we recorded this new one. Listen, I work with assholes. What do you want with me? That’s neither here nor there. On the podcast: butt play, the console wars, Bateman’s gastric band, Thor, bathroom breaks, Smaug, swearing, caffeine, Star Wars talk (of course) and more. Let’s fucking do this! Read more...The post OMEGA-CAST #7: Don’t Call It A Comeback! appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.
95 minutes | 8 years ago
OMEGA-CAST #6: The End of Summer Meltdown
Lay the plastic down underneath your feet, tighten your diaper, and get ready. The end of the summer brings the longest OL podcast yet. The gang cover a variety of topics inside its rotting walls. From a summer movie wrap-up, to Bateman’s insulin pumps. Featuring audio from both Caff’s recent squatchin’ trip where he talks Batfleck, and the Toronto Fan Expo where Budrickton recounts how he got Carrie Fisher to hold up a Yubstep t-shirt. It’s all inside. Read more...The post OMEGA-CAST #6: The End of Summer Meltdown appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.
67 minutes | 8 years ago
OMEGA-CAST #5: Man, We Ain’t Got Nerd Cred!
The fifth OMEGA-CAST is in! During this transmission, the crew covers a shit load of disparate topics. There’s a final Boston Comic Con wrap-up. Caff-Pow brings up the idea that maybe the Crew OL isn’t esoteric enough for old school geeks. We also discuss Steven Moffat’s douchiness. How about some Wolverine talk? Finally we delve into the first mail bag, wherein Caff decides his jaeger’s name involves handjobs. Obviously. Read more...The post OMEGA-CAST #5: Man, We Ain’t Got Nerd Cred! appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.
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