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This one was fun. Luke, Nick and Jake do a fantasy draft picking ONE player from all 30 teams and once a player is picked that team is OUT. This was a lot of fun and we highly recommend a listen and for you to share your teams with your mates. 

Our week 2 wrap-up of the NBA is here. A 1 minute Review of our squads, a one off segment where we attempt to take back our predictions at the start of the year, and we bring back a favourite segment MASHED POTATOES. Nick and Jake debate of our fantasy rosters between the Philadelphia 76ers and the Brooklyn Nets! It's bloody good stuff this and it's dictated by Luke. 

Orlando is winning, Pistons are loosing and Durant is MVP! Gosh darn we are glad you are back NBA! Luke and Jake wrap up the opening week of the season, touching base with almost every team, your welcome Raptor fans! Who is doing good, who is playing like dogsh*t and who's about par? Listen in and give send your feedback to our socials!

Happy Holidays and what a treat our lord and saviour commissioner Adam Silver has given us, THE NBA IS BACK THIS WEEK. Opening week is upon us, Christmas Day Matches are upon us and of course our ridiculous uneducated predictions are in. Check out just how wrong we are! Jake, Nick and Luke also would like to thank everybody for the support so far and wish everybody a Happy Holiday Season. 

We banter about our team predictions and by golly there's a few shocks. Where do the Goats Celtics fall? Nicks Trail Blazers finish where!? Oh and Jakes T-Wolves are still a franchise and have a chance to make top 15 in the West.  Check out our Instagram and Facebook Pages at The Offensive Boards for the full verdicts OR just sit back and scream at your phone to our predictions. 

This, was a fun one. Luke, Nick and Jake rate the 30 City Jersey from the Tits to the Pits. This was a fun one, how correct are we?

Speculation Season is coming to a close and it has been a bit more mental than we thought. And it ended with a BANG. John Wall and Russell Westbrook have been traded, we digest the winners and losers, and we end with some gripping Trivia. Jake Boko and Nick Fell present this weeks cracking show. 

Right so the draft is done, let's do something silly and review something that hasn't finished yet. Like reviewing a movie during the trailers and by the seat quality. CP3 is out, first round picks are in and a whole lot more! Jake Boko and Luke Goetz are the nominated speakers again. 

We digest and expell our limited knowledge on the NBA 2020 draft. As well as the hyperthetical winners and hyperthetical losers of all things draft night! Jake Boko and Luke Goetz are the nominated speakers this week.

THE. DRAFT. IS. SO. CLOSE. And yes we remembered. This is an episode dedicated to the up and coming draft. We make a Top Ten, Our kinda Deep Dive segment returns and our own Goat gives us his predictions for the draft. They are called Goetz Guarantees and they are GLORIOUS.  

Boko n the Goat are back to chat all this far fetched. We review our favourite headline EVER, Chat the South Eastern Division and introduce our new channel revolving all things 2k. It's a laugh and a half. Remember to stay safe and look out for each other #movember

Speculate this! We rant on about some of the best fake news that is circulating the socials as well as bring back Spin the Wheel for a special coaches edition. New York Knicks, Chicago Bulls and New Orleans Pelicans are the teams this spin. This and more in this weeks episode and yes the Celtics banter will dye down soon,.. hopefully!

Seasons over but we are still crackalacking. Big Congrats to the Los Angeles Lakers and the NBA on an amazing playoff series. Two new segments, Spin the Wheel and our take on Watch Mojos Top 10 with Binge Bogo. Speculative Season has begun.

We are getting somewhat more professional and actually looking at the news. We sum up the first 4 cracking games and bring back our stereotypes. We answer the common question, which team represents which Aussie Breakfast staple. You're Welcome. Nick, Jake and Luke equals the thirsty triple.

It would only be natural for us that when the biggest time of the year occurs and we are talking about Aussie Cereals and our little hockey knowledge. We do eventually chat about the best NBA Championship stories and some sneaky trivia with cash prizes!

It's surreal that we have come from it seemingly be impossible for a team to come back and beat another when going 3-1 in the playoffs, HOWEVER the Denver Nuggets have us and the world confident in them to do it AGAIN. The thirsty triple is back to discuss.

We back baby! Semi finals are done it's time for the REAL SEMI FINAL and nobody predicted this final 4. Predictable Lakers, Miracle Nuggets, Lukes Celtics and New Blood Joelzys Heat are all that's left. We discuss how the Nuggets made it this far, over react to the Clippers being eliminated and combine to make the ultimate Boston/Miami Line-up!

It's all in the title. The thirsty triple is back wrapping up the epic western first round however we do plead the eastern conference SLOW DOWN. We also chat 2k21s up and coming release as well Nick coming in strong with his own new game show!

Boko and the Goat are online, that's right the dirty duo returns. We chat about the three Eastern Sweeps, the up and coming release of 2k21 and the fact Minnesota Timberwolves have the number 1 pick which means options, baby! We got choices and we discuss in great inaccurate detail which is best for my Jakes Wolves. 

Nick, Boko and the Goat are back again and we have been dubbed, the Thirsty Triple...I'm sorry. We Banter and get sidetracked again about the First week of the Playoffs and the up and coming Draft Lottery. Shout out to Spurs fans who have nothing to do for the first time in 23 Years!