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Evan, Matt, Brian, Anna and Zarloth the alien all tell stories while drinking the famous, supposedly hallucinogenic, alcoholic drink known as "Absinthe".   While something is oddly missing in this podcast the tanks still manage to carry on with the five casters.  Listen to this podcast to hear epic tales of macaroni and cheese and road cones!  Trust me it’s a lot more interesting than it sounds.  As for the absinthe I don’t think it cause any of us to hallucinate but who knows maybe Anna was never actually there...right Zarloth?  Yea man, totally!  Well, give this cast a listen and tell us what you think!      

Anna, Brian, Evan, Jafar, Jake, Matt, Pat and Stef all talk about pot n' shit.  Listen to this episode to find out what happens when your dog eats pot brownies, how you should never try to part a lift while high and why "Cool Runnings" is actually a delicate drama that will tug on your heart strings.  If you make to the end of the cast you'll hear more shit!  Not just any shit wonderful shity antics and stories about, you guessed it shit!  Oh and by the way Jafar might be meeting Bruce Willis in a week or so.  Everyone keep listening and tell us what you think!  

Anna, Brian, Colleen, Evan, Jake, Matt and Smithulhu all join in talking about incestuous strangers, topless women, cleaning carpets, crazed emotions, tantrums, awkward silences, heightened tension and everything else that goes along with the awkward beginnings in the life of dating.  The group also mentions eventful concerts which include women passing out, the word “torpid”, overly robust women, hungry hungry hippos and beating up a priest’s offspring during a concert.  Listen to figure out which is stranger, beating up a priests son or, the fact that a celibate priest has a son in the first place.  The answers to all of your questions may or may not be explained in this exciting and riveting episode of The Noise Tanks!  Leave a comment on Twitter, Facebook or our website and tell us what you think!  

Boris, Brian, Evan, Jafar, Jake and Matt review the exquisite film titled "Miami Connection"!  The masterpiece known as Miami Connection is a 1987 film that takes place in Miami Orlando, Florida.  The film was in theaters for a very short amount of time and then hidden away to be forgotten forever and never to be seen again...until now!  Thanks to Jafar, The Noise Tanks has managed to get a Blu-Ray copy of the coveted Miami Connection film.  This movie includes a large drug dealing circle in florida who is somehow connected to a group of ninjas located in Miami and a peace loving metal band named "Dragon Sound" who slaughter dozens in a grizzly battle with inept ninjas in their bloody quest to end violence and spread peace through taekwondo and murder!  Dont miss this exciting review and make sure to pick up a copy of Miami Connection for yourself today!   Music:    Dragon Sound. "Against the Ninja",  "Friends" Click here for the official movie trailer 

Brian, Evan, Jake and Smithulhu talk about some of the listeners questions that were posted on The Noise Tanks Facebook page.  Such as, "Should men wear sachels?" and "Boobs."  The hosts also tell blood curdling stories about the horrors of working as an employee at a retail store.  Let us know what you think by leaving a coment, posting on our Facebook page.  We look forward to hearing what you all think!   

Brian, Evan, Jake and Smithulhu talk about the end of the world and a fantastic idea for a Lord of the Rings themed pornographic film. This podcast includes several end of the world confessions including sabotaging a cafe and a horrible incident at a local fast food chain. Stay Tuned after the podcast has ended for a special announcement from the Noise Tanks!        Music:    Yiruma. "River Flows In You"  Joren "Tensei" de Bruin. "Elevatorstuck"