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The Nightly Rant
19 minutes | May 21, 2021
Mike starts the show by saying that Torya had a list of funny and savage comebacks people had.The list from Reddit has titled: “21 people share the funniest and most savage comebacks they've ever heard.”Then they talked and laughed about the list of the greatest and savage comeback.Here’s the link to the article if you want to have a good laugh too: https://www.someecards.com/life/comebacks/funny-savage-responses-insults/They end the show by enumerating their favorite top 3 in the list. Hoping that you have a good laugh too because they sure did.
16 minutes | May 7, 2021
That Is Just Your Opinion
Mike starts the show by saying he is pissed with the “my body, my choice” crowd.Then they talked about how these people changed from the coming of covid vaccine.And Mike shares an interesting point about covid vaccines.Mike and Torya encourage the crowd to bring it on.And how the people in social media try to convince you that their way is the actual spot on the magical way.Mike points out that their opinions are their opinions. And remember, if they don't explicitly say it, then they didn't say it.
28 minutes | May 6, 2021
Porn Site Comments
Mike starts the show by saying that this episode may not be for you because they will talk about comments left in porn videos.Then they talked about the article Mike found that has funny and inappropriate comments in the porn sites.Torya then concluded that people who left comments on porn sites are weird.Then they talked about how this covid vaccine is experimental to humans and how they are not anti vaxxers.Mike ends the show by hoping you enjoy this episode.
19 minutes | Apr 23, 2021
Mike opens the show by saying that one year was already passed and society is still dealing with this pandemic. It’s like the longest event that he can recall that changes people’s lives ever, and he’s ancient.Then they talked about how the government forces everyone to get their vaccine to protect others.Torya points out that it was her own job to protect herself. She asked what’s the point of getting your vaccine if you can’t go back to normal.Mike points that you can’t really identify who is vulnerable so how can you protect other people’s health. We should be responsible for our own health!Then they talked about how wearing a surgical face mask really can’t stop the transmission of the virus.Then they continue to talk about how people shame others for not getting vaccinated to protect other people. And how some establishments are requiring patrons to show the vaccine passport before they can enter.
18 minutes | Apr 22, 2021
Apologizing When You're Not Sorry
Mike started the show by apologizing for no reason. Torya thinks that Canadians apologize for any reason.Then they talked about the situations you think you need or not to apologize.Mike points out that we caused each other’s behavior. When you look at it that way, you are a reasonable person. You're allowing for the positive outcome instead of the negative outcome.Explicit Torya thinks that apologizing which you don’t really mean is a complete bullshit.Then Torya shares a funny story about the glass top stove.
18 minutes | Apr 16, 2021
Learning to Drive
Mike opens the show by sharing how he feels today is a milestones day because this is the 3rd time the car thing is happening.And they talked about how his daughter is obsessed to perfect things. And how she gets her first car and he helps her practice driving.And how they are excited to watch the Super Bowl.Then they talked about Tom Brady.Then, Torya ends the show by saying Yogi thinks that Mike made everything up.
15 minutes | Apr 15, 2021
Mike couldn't open the door with his key.He says it is because he put the wrong key in the door.Torya tells her crazy story about locks being changed at a rental.
16 minutes | Apr 2, 2021
The Trash Panda
Mike welcomes the show by how Bree notices and reacts to things. She’s super smart at some things, and not smart at other things.And Torya shares an interesting story about endangered birds in the chimney. And how she met Stompee, the raccoon, the trash panda.And they talked about how snakes were called the danger noodle.Mike ends the show by sharing that they are already close or passed through 400th episodes.
16 minutes | Apr 1, 2021
Watch Out for the Lemmings
Mike opens the show by sharing what Torya read about disturbing or alarming things about monkeys.Mike shares how Lemmings work - you like to repeat what others say, and presenting it like it was your own work.And they talked about the headline Torya read and how the monkeys were forced to work.Torya shares if you want to laugh at the idiocracy of the internet, you can check the Abc7 Facebook page.
33 minutes | Mar 26, 2021
Social Media Experts
Mike opens the show by saying how they are finally back from the hiatus of recording.Then they talked about social media jackass from Facebook and Instagram.One of the things that drive Mike crazy is when the person takes what you say and adds things that you never say. And how people label you. And this expert person. People who always have something to say, a masters of nothing. Name callers. And the person who has nothing to say on what you say so he attacks your appearance. The last and the most social media jackass, the person who types ALL CAPS.Mike shares his life philosophy, he doesn’t give a f**k about what you think of him.Because in the end, their thoughts don’t matter. What truly matters, is the reality of life.
20 minutes | Mar 25, 2021
Getting Drunk and Paying the Consequences
Mike starts the show by asking Torya what’s the worst thing you have done while drunk and then paid for the next day.Then they talked about the list of 23 worst things people have done while being drunk.Mike ends the show by sharing how Jasper was staring at him while doing the podcast.
50 minutes | Mar 19, 2021
Mike starts the show by saying how super weird the weather is today in California. Torya agrees with it.And they welcome the guest tonight, Nichole Kolman joins the Nightly Rant show. Nichole is a bodybuilder by day, and Heyoka empath by night. 3 title holder in different sports: swimming, gymnastics and bodybuilding. An Israeli, French, Russian, an author and inspired writer.Then the guest explains what and how the Heyoka empath works.Mike asks the guest how women don’t have standards? The guest then discusses how women don’t have standards.She also points out that If men can handle the women’s brain, you can huddle anything intangible in the world.She shares that when you talk about conversation, it’s about being authentic. You can’t be authentic if you train daily to be unauthentic. There is power in your words. Labels kill us, it's too general. Women inspire change.Then the guest shares her major takeaway: Girls, unstrap your dick and give it back to your man. So you can start complaining again. You can’t keep changing between masculine energy and to feminine energy when you have your period. It’s not fair. This is confusing to the man. He doesn't know when to man up or back off. Confusion breeds doubt and that doubt is usually about yourself.
36 minutes | Mar 18, 2021
Erotic History in Vegas
Mike opens the show by sharing how eventful their weekend is.They talked about the Airbnb they rented. They thought everything was perfect, but the mattresses were kinda worse.Then they talked about their car rental experience and how their weekend went.And they talked about how they have the strange experience at the Erotic History Museum and how crazy the arts there.And they shared about the restaurants they went to in Las Vegas.Torya ends the show by telling how sketchy the Lyft ride they have going back home.
16 minutes | Mar 12, 2021
Mike and Torya begin the show by talking about another episode of “I Am In Love With a Momma’s Boy”Then they start talking about the couples left in the show.Mike finds the cringiest part of the show is the attitude of the mom toward the son, as if they own them, like a piece of property.Torya's takeaway is that mama's boy mom thinks that they do the right thing but that they are really crazy psychopaths all the time.Mike shares the key to interaction is understanding each other from where you coming from.Mike ends the show by sharing that the only person who is in control of your behavior is only YOU.
17 minutes | Mar 11, 2021
Consistency is Important
Mike starts the show by sharing how Bree and Yogi consistently love to eat in a day.Then he talked about how Trump loses the legal battle and the integrity of the election as well.And they talked about the new software and how it was very sass.And he rants about the people in the government and talks about corruption.Torya then says how people say things so you can agree with them. And how Mike values consistent behavior.She points out that there's a cure for being overweight but there's no cure for being a self-righteous cunt.She ends the show by stating that she has zero confidence that people will start using logic.
22 minutes | Mar 5, 2021
Momma, Please Stop!
Mike welcomes the show by talking about episodes 6 and 7 of “I Am In Love With a Momma’s Boy”Torya concludes that this show is awful and "dog shit".Then they talked about how ridiculous the episodes 6 and 7 go but still chose to watch it.Mike points out there’s nothing good coming from having this kind of relationship because it is a form of entitlement.And they end the podcast by concluding how ridiculous the show is like teeth grinding.
20 minutes | Mar 4, 2021
Don't Be So Involved With Your Kids
Mike opens the show by talking about the new episode of the epic reality show - “I Am In Love With a Momma’s Boy”.They discussed everything from not so bad to weird couples of the show.Torya points out that planning a wedding should be 50-50 the wife and husband to be.Mike thinks this show reveals the worst in parenting and how you can damage your kids by teaching them the wrong things.And Torya finished the show by saying that these people are ridiculous as the moral story.
13 minutes | Feb 26, 2021
The Serial Killer Hike
They open the show by talking about a week of new things and adventure for them.They talked about how they went to the Animal wildlife preserve and the new park they discovered that Mike called - creepy serial killer hike.Torya learned to google all the things before they go.And they thanked the pets and how they helped them to get out of the house.Mike ends the show by sharing how lucky they are that they enjoy each other's company.
23 minutes | Feb 25, 2021
The Reality Rant MOMster Award
They open the show with another episode of The Reality Rant, “I Am In Love With a Momma’s Boy”, season 1 episode 4.They agree to give a general opinion of the overall of the show.Mike noticed that common in the show is that women that are really in love with a mama's boy.They talked about the most annoying to the least annoying couple in the show.And who the award for MOMster of the year goes to.
19 minutes | Feb 19, 2021
Mike opens the show by discussing their moving out and how they love their new place.They also shared that they started a new club - photowalks in the city.And how people in the club can talk about everything under the sun, and how they have diverse opinions.And they talked about the different kinds of opinionated people.Mike finally agrees with the analogy of Torya.Torya points out that it’s okay to be biased as long as you’re not a jackass about it.
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