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The Newsy Neighbors Podcast
42 minutes | Mar 16, 2020
Coping with COVID-19 Part 1: A Newsy Neighbors Special Report
The Newsy Neighbors brave the Coronavirus outbreak to bring you this special episode. Reporting live from ground zero we break down and discuss the preparations all should be taking and the hypothetical situations they should be prepared to face in the near future. As COVID-19 is striking fear throughout the country it's going to take a lot more than impending doom to stop the podcast. Join us as we face the virus head on in part of a two part special report.
37 minutes | Mar 10, 2020
Bio-Terrorism Strike in Philadelphia Apartment Building
The Newsy Neighbors are back this week to share a few tall tales from yesteryear that may or may not be relatable to the listening audience. Join us as we figure out who we are and what we are in episode 2 of the third season of the podcast. We may be off the rails but we are certainly moving forward. Tune in and remember: this is the stupidest way to consume your "news"?
31 minutes | Feb 10, 2020
Philadelphia School Counselor Claims Movie "Dangerous Minds" Inspiration for Gross Negligence
The Newsy Neighbors are back and this time we made a few changes. We are working up a new format for the show and it will take a few more all nighters to get right but don't worry, we stocked up on enough Mountain Dew to handle the task. This time around the only thing we know is that we are going loose... The rest we will just have to figure out later. Enjoy the historic trial run in this very special episode of the Newsy Neighbors Podcast and send us your thoughts at email@example.com
2 minutes | Feb 10, 2020
Newsy Neighbors Press Release - We are going rogue
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45 minutes | Jan 23, 2020
S3 E1 Dude No Longer Amused With News
The Newsy Neighbors return for their third season reporting on all things stupid. Only this time minus one special cupid. Join us as we say goodbye to a corespondent in a heartfelt episode that will leave even the toughest men teary eyed. The newsy world never stops turning as we find out the hard way. You know what they say... When one door closes the news opens a window for all neighbors to crawl through and launch a new season that is even stupider than before. Don't sing the blues dude, consume your news.
49 minutes | Jan 3, 2020
S2 Ep. 11 Is your Boyfriend Stefan or Steve Urkel? Take this quiz to find out!
***FCC DISCLAIMER*** The Newsy Neighbors Podcast is the stupidest way to consume your news. Please use discretion upon consumption... The Neighbors are back after spending the holidays explaining to their families why they quit their jobs to podcast. This week we have Nicey LIVE in studio for a special Nice Crispy Treat to snack on after your Thanksgiving Turkey. Yes, its been that long since we aired a new episode but let not your heart be troubled we have 3 in the tank and a whole new season in store in the coming weeks! Yes you are not hearing things, we are back and zainier than ever. We dive into one of our generations biggest debates: Who was cuter... Stefan or Steve Urkel? All this and more as we take you on a ride into the rabbit hole as the castmates do their best to explain the zain in all things newsy. New Year, New Newsy... Stupider than ever before
43 minutes | Dec 1, 2019
S2 Ep. 10 Men's Warehouse Loses Millions in Class Action Lawsuit to Customers Who Dislike The Way They Look
Gather around the Papa Johns Pizza for another episode of the Newsy Neighbors Podcast oozing with cheese this week as we take a deep dive on the topics that matter. Would you buy a suit if a stranger guaranteed that you would like the way you look in it? So would I. Join the cast in a round table discussion surrounding the man behind the voice of the Men's Warehouse powerhouse marketing campaign. Thinking about a barbed wire tattoo? So are we and we will tell you why. Also, Nicey recounts another time he looked around and found himself saying "Fuck, I'm high...." All this and more to keep your tootsies warm this week. Join the show and send us your questions! Live phone calls and other neat things coming in season 3.
49 minutes | Nov 19, 2019
S2 Ep. 9 Outbreak of Fly White Boys Sweep Nation According to CDC Report
FCC Disclaimer! We are required, by law, to inform the listening audience that The Newsy Neighbors Podcast is the stupidest way to consume your news. For that reason we're back and reporting on this weeks stupidest news topics in history and of late. Topics ranging from the merits of Nickelback to the demerits of Yodeling in Walmart leave the cast perplexed about who would suck who. Take a trip down the proverbial wormhole to the M41 cluster of stars and find out what the Aliens there might be up to when they receive the first interstellar transmission from Earth and find out if Mr. Rogers has what it takes to move onto round two of Rock Chalk Cock Talk. It's all stupid, its not really news... but who really cares. Email your listener questions to: Newsyneighbors@gmail.com
9 minutes | Nov 13, 2019
Nov. 12th News Brief: Confessions of a Newsy Neighbor
The Newsy Neighbors News Brief - Weekly picks to consume real quick! This week Ace confides in the podcast about his battle with addiction. Email us! firstname.lastname@example.org
48 minutes | Nov 6, 2019
S2 Ep. 8 Mike O'Malley Breaks Silence In Global GUTS Controvrsy
Public Service Announcement: This is your brain... This is your brain on Zain... The Newsy Neighbors are back at it again with another episode chock full of zainy takes and stupid news. Join us as we test out a couple new segments including who The Best Maine is on the podcast. A Nickelodeon Guts audience member graces Beaver Studios with his presence and we reminisce on some of our fondest childhood memories. Nicey recounts his chance encounter as a young naked boy with the man who inspired the show, Newsy Lalonde and we try our best to learn something new as we take a walk back in time and find out what pops with the cast. A listener question gets posed that is as timely as it is interesting and if you want to be a part of the show hit us with your questions at email@example.com
43 minutes | Nov 1, 2019
S2 Ep. 7 Goon Found Guilty Of Multiple Leg Clubbings
DISCLAIMER: The Newsy Neighbors arne't perfect as you find out this week when our audio production runs into a big snafu. But Whatever, that won't hold us back from another jam packed episode of news chopping like you just can't find anywhere else. Join us on a journey down the rabbit hole as we once again offer the listeners "The Stupidest Way to Consume Your News" Send your listener questions to firstname.lastname@example.org
47 minutes | Oct 20, 2019
S2 Ep. 6 Cocaine Recovered From Lynyrd Skynyrd Plane Crash Site
There goes the Neighborhood!!! Just kidding, the neighborhood is doing fine but the neighbors are a little extra zainy in this weeks episode of The Newsy Neighbors Podcast. Join us on a journey to the stars as we discuss everything from the structural integrity of Durex condoms to the likelihood of crystal meth usage in the Penthouse Magazine cutting room. We take a stab at a few old segments and tap into the zaniest of veins in a wide array of topics that will leave you screaming "I WANT MY NNP" (Newsy Neighbors Podcast). ***DISCLAIMER*** The FCC has been cracking down on the show and we are required to point out that this podcast is in fact the stupidest way to consume your news. Join the dudes and consume your news. Email us your questions and complaints to email@example.com ;)
37 minutes | Oct 15, 2019
S2 Ep. 5 Juggalo Cruise Capsizes in Lake Erie - 34 Juggalos Lost
DISCLAIMER ***The Newsy Neighbors Podcast is the stupidest way to consume your news*** Join the full cast this week to chop up more news and zain for consumption. Uncle Boston is back in his wooden chair from paternity leave and we manage to get all 6 corespondents tomorrow fort their takes on the latest breaking stories. We roll the dice and "Imagine Shaggins" again and see if Nice and Ace can persuade P Diddy to invest in their new company in a new segment "Down Diddy". Hey, we gotta take risks in this show.... Make sure you send your listener questions to firstname.lastname@example.org Remember to consume your news, dudes.
44 minutes | Oct 9, 2019
S2 Ep. 4 Fran Drescher Subpoenaed For Involvement In "The Nanny"
The Newsy Neighbors are back this week discussing only the least fact based topics a wee little lass can find in media today. Concerned about the mental state of a native Philadelphia area celebrity, The Neighbors try to see if Simon has even an ounce of compassion in his cold heart. We take a stroll down memory lane and debate whether the classic 90s sitcom "The Nanny" starring Fran Drescher has any right to the title of best ever. Taking you back to a more vulnerable and insecure time in the Newsies lives is the return of She Bangs with a photo finish victory for the books. At this point you should know that the Newsy Neighbors never know what zainy take will reveal itself. In fact I already forget 90% of this episode aside from taking our first "Listener Voicemail" Send you listener questions to email@example.com **DISCLAIMER** The Newsy Neighbors Podcast is the stupidest way to consume your news, dude.
54 minutes | Oct 4, 2019
S2 Ep3 White Wine Special Report
The Newsy Neighbors are back for another jam packed episode of hard hitting news. More to come after the break....
62 minutes | Sep 26, 2019
S2 Ep. 2 AOL Voted Best Place For Cyber Sex
The Newsy Neighbors are back in studio for another episode of hard hitting commentary that you just cant find anywhere else. We take a dive into the latest breaking topics the "other guys" are just too afraid to go near. Honestly, how the media can ignore this stuff is beyond us, so what option do we have but to chop up the important issues that matter most. We take a closer look at our world as it was decades ago on the cusp of a technological revolution. Yes that's right, the dawn of the internet age... When anyone over the age of 30 spent their share of time asking strangers "ASL?" in rudimentary online chat rooms hoping to coax someone posing as the opposite sex to pop their cyber cherry. There is no shame when you are among the neighbors, we tell it like it is and how it was, don't worry. Nicey takes the listeners on another journey into the mind of a former drug addict as he recounts the time he decided to eat Sausage, Ex and Cheese before heading into the office in his young 20's. Ace and Bobby put Stars musical prowess the test in a new interactive game show segment where he has to finish that lyric of some questionable "hits" of the 90's and early 2000's. Play along with the cast here people, these ones are for the latch key kids who spent some hours in front of the TV letting Carson Daly tell you what music was hot that week. Take a ride with the boys, I promise we have toys... Please enjoy.... And don't forget to send your listener questions to firstname.lastname@example.org after you consume your news, dude.
51 minutes | Sep 8, 2019
S2 Ep. 1 Piggly Wiggly Under Investigation
WE'RE BAAAACKKkk... Lil Jack... 100,000 listeners strong now! The Newsy Neighbors are back after a brief hiatus to bring you an all new season of zainy news and stories galore ripe for consumption. This week we take a deep dive on Jonathan Taylor Thomas and ask the question, who was really the diva on the Home Improvement set? We learn about the worlds first supermarket Piggly Wiggly and theorize on how its creator may have enticed southerners to come on down to give it a try. We take a shot at a new character segment, Velvet or Velveeta, and discuss who is no more than gooey liquid synthetic cheese or who is as smooth as the velvet curtains in Bam Margera's house. Welcome back folks! Don't forget to consume your news and send us your Q's to email@example.com Love - The Newsy Neighbors
48 minutes | Aug 27, 2019
S1 Ep. 12 Tech Pioneer Claims Computer Virus “Is Worse Than AIDS”
After establishing ourselves as The Stupidest Way to Consume Your News the neighbors decide to regroup following the 12th and final episode of Season 1. Fear not our sabbatical, which ends the September 7th with the advent of Season 2, was our chance to work on a new format to become an even more Newsy and more Neighbory podcast that the listeners deserve. For that reason buckle up for a different show in the coming weeks but until then enjoy some rich banter about a variety of subjects you have grown to love and hate. We are throwing out the rule book after this one and thank everyone for sticking with us through the highs and lows of the show thus far. - Love, The Newsy Neighbors
49 minutes | Aug 6, 2019
S1 Ep. 11 Support For Cowards Plummets to All Time Low
The Newsy Neighbors are streaking with the eleventh installment of the wackiest, zaniest way you can find to consume your news. The cast is all present this week and catching stride as we decide chop up some of the most moderately important historic news topics and birthdays. We decide to cook Nice on the hot seat with a new trivia segment and special freestyle rap segment you will not find ANYWHERE else. We dive into the past and investigate why all WWII GI's with a notable story are from New York and what was the "Man Who Last America" trying to pass off as an excuse to the King of Great Britain after the revolution. Jump in, join the neighbors and find out why teachers everywhere are warning their students not to listen because this is the stupidest way to consume your news, dude...
41 minutes | Jul 29, 2019
S1 Ep. 10 Ham Sandwich Deaths On The Rise
The Newsy Neighbors have the entire band back together this week to take you beneath the fold and give you those newsy goods that you can't get enough of. Wonder why everyone is saying this podcast is the stupidest way to consume your news? If there was any doubt before episode 10 there certainly won't be after spending your drive home tuned in this week. All 6 corespondents dig in and do the hard hitting research that will have you thinking twice before you reach for that ham sandwich and consider how perfectly suited nearly all of Aerosmith's discography is to a particular near death experience everyone fears. We have a few famous guests from our childhood stop by the studio for a conversation about beverages and learn more about the private life of Steam Boat Willie star Mickey Mouse. We move into the Midwest bracket in this weeks Rock Chalk as we see one of the most dominant players of 2019 take the court. Don't miss this milestone episode and be sure to keep the questions coming to firstname.lastname@example.org
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