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Dallas Penn and CS are still newlyweds and still podcasting, despite all evidence to the contrary. And they're back at it with all kinds of the ridiculousness that you've come to expect with vegetarian hermaphroditic sex dolls, flat world-ers, the resistance and the ongoing struggle that is being human. ALSO: We are living in the cover up, and it's the cover up that always catches up with you. So stop arguing with your partner and just agree. Featuring Ready for the World, Fleetwood Mac, Tribe, Tupac, Cardi B and Janelle Monae. Trrriiiiillllllllllllllll!

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CS and Dallas are back at it again despite neo-Nazis, hurricanes and presidential ineptitude. On the discussion docket is displacement and related gastrointestinal distresses. DP talks about his new year and his new diet. Plus: What you need to prepare for the apocalypse.

Dallas Penn and CS are not talking about Charlottesville or white supremacists or natural disasters or anything else we've all been talking about. No, we're talking about social media, rapper's insurance and melanin deficiencies. We apologize in advance for CS' jacked-up microphone; we were late with the payroll 'cause of coupons and it went on strike. Also, do your fried wings have feathers? If not, you ain't ordering from the right spot.

It's been a long time and we should not have left you. But we're glad you left the door unlocked so we could slip back in and make ourselves at home. INTERNETS, WE MISSED YOU. Shouts to Ricardo, one of many friends of the podcast who helped us get back on our feet and avoid further light year delays.

The Newlyweds Podcast is talking about time passing and Finnish grandmas getting lit. It's all here, along with grooming tips for spring from your favorite newlyweds, Dallas Penn and CS. ALSO: Is Facebook normalizing preverts?

Aaaaaannnnddddd we're back! Still newlyweds Dallas Penn & CS jump into the conversational fray feet first, through an Atlanta freeway onto a flaming lawn chair, then tuck and roll into presidential politics, finishing with a flourish of the usual shenanigans. PERFECT 10, or so we hope. Basically, DP says something crazy, and CS keeps him from hitting his head. Same old, same old, new old, better new, still new, newlyweds. For life. Glad y'all are still here, cause we are too.

In this week's episode, CS and Dallas Penn discuss all the media they've been consuming over the past weeks from the small screen to the big. ALSO: a smorgasbord of music!

Join Dallas Penn and CS in a wide-ranging discussion covering the intricacies of whyte record-keeping, which leads to shortages in garlic, amongst other social ills. Plus, in-depth coverage of Trump Bowl, Lady Gaga, big game cuisine, and the second installment of Ask The Newlyweds #PettyPenalties. Stay warm Internets!

Goofy talk from your favorite pair of ever-newlyweds, Dallas Penn and Chocolate Snowflake (that's CS to you). Sometime life just doesn't make sense. Also: From mangender to mangenda. how the feminist movement has succeeded and failed.

In this inauguration week, CS and Dallas Penn celebrate the spirit of singularly great American. Turns out Dr. King's dream of a nation that lives up to it's founding is about to be fulfilled. Are you ready? As long as you and bae share the same toilet paper philosophy, you should be fine. Plus: When is corn not corn? Dallas makes his case for some unsavory definitions.

It's the New Year and your favorite newlyweds, Dallas Penn and CS, are adding it all up so you don't have to. From orbiting in outer space to tipping your waiter, turns out it all comes down to slavery. So give thanks to the ancestors -- we're talking to you America -- and keep your receipts. ALSO: What is more "lit" than "lit"? and De La Soul is in the building.

In this, their annual year-end episode, everyone's favorite newlyweds Dallas Penn and CS rummage through the end and the beginning, self-care goals, new year wishes, making your partner happy, and, of course, the usual nonsensicals. Also, CS tries really hard to make an un-funny joke funny. Happy New Year Internets!

Internets, 'tis the season for giving thanks and the first people we need to thank are y'all! You inspire us and motivate us to keep on with the keep on. This week CS & DP detail their Thanksgiving adventures (which you can also experience on The Newlyweds Podcast FB and IG), discuss the demise of El Commandante and ask the question, is Brandy really a Lady of Soul?

Well, we did that. CS and DP dissect the post-Trump-election environment and offer their usual #SorryNotSorry analysis. As always, an eclectic, wide-ranging discussion (with music to match) on everything from neo-liberalism to what's "real" slang. PLUS: Dallas' heartfelt thank you to his people.

Man, if everything is rigged, then what do you have to lose? The game has already been played. CS and Dallas Penn call in all the receipts on the usual pop culture shenanigans, from the rigged game of Candy Crush to a Tracy Chapman vs Bob Dylan Nobel Prize smack down. Also, do you have any of The Unemployables in your family? Musical Plus: Losers Lounge Prince Tribute and Big Baby DRAM

The Newlyweds celebrate their 51st episode with a misinformed conversation about Haiti, more presidential politricks including some magical pussy, and an appreciation of Solange's latest album, A Seat At The Table. Plus: CS wants to know what should be next on her reading list, while Dallas Penn asks the internets for some musical next next .

Who would play you in the TV show of your life? DP and CS contemplate the wonders of married life, who would play them on TV, and expressing gratitude for the treasures of every day. ALSO: Luke Cage for the win, a real crack baby, and the manhandling of Lester Holt. Plus, Princess Lulu makes an appearance.

You asked for more and we brought it! CS and DP go in on presidential politics, the graves of our ancestors, and how to be older without getting old. Hint, meditation and motivation are key. ALSO: CS gains a newfound appreciation for all things Star Wars and DP advises R&B artists not to die.

Back with another transmission from The Newlyweds Podcast headquarters, Dallas Penn and CS talk about everything you're thinking but not saying out loud. Accompanied by an extra funky soundtrack, your intrepid newlyweds attempt to make sense of this crazy world. Please don't try this alone. ALSO: Naked podcasting. It's a thing.