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The Mystery Children Podcast
114 minutes | Dec 30, 2019
Episode 51: The Dynamic Duo and The Cave of Spinning Elbows
In this weeks episode, my lovely friends Tray and Steve exchange banter without me. They shed light on sperm, it's source, and it's proven facial-restorative properties. They're doing God's work. SPREAD LOVE
107 minutes | Nov 17, 2019
Episode 50: The 50th Episode EXTRAVAGANZA (extravaganza not guaranteed)
Hey Friends and Foes! In this very special number 50.1 episode, Steve and Tray carry the show on their taut, glistening statuesque shoulders. Stay girthy y'all.
104 minutes | Nov 17, 2019
Episode 49: Pressure Sweats, Reparations: The Big Payback and Stories That End in Murder
It's been a minute. Times are a-changin... Forgiveness, homies. *deep bow
113 minutes | Oct 17, 2019
Episode 48: Healthy Bois, Poop Hand Candy Bowls and Demo-ing Her Condo
In this weeks amazing epsiode we discourse on why science hasn't given us healthy stuffed french toast, why we fucks wit eggs and unleashing the sea lion on em.
122 minutes | Sep 28, 2019
Episode 47: The Prodigal Son Returns, Pies on Pies on Pies, and Takeshi SNITCH-NINE
In this weeks eiposode the original Three Amigos are back and waaay better and Steven Martin and those other white guys. We fuck up our YouTube algorithms, shed light on rappers turned rats (allegedly) and speak SINCEREly on hypothetical fatherhood. And remember... THE DEADLIEST ART OF THE ORIENT IS NOW IN THE HANDS OF AN AMERICAN.
99 minutes | Sep 24, 2019
Episode 46: Post-Separation Anxiety
In this weeks rapturous episode, Tray and Stevezulu go tag team on the pod sans P. (He was dead weight anyways, I think we can all agree.) The boys discourse on losing our recording sanctuary, David Chappelle's newest standup, our current PC world, daddy issues and the apparent pitfalls of being a NFL nutjob. Enjoy friends!
113 minutes | Sep 18, 2019
Episode 45: The Breakup Episode (It's not you, it's me.)
In this weeks episode, we shoot the shit like a couple of barflies. It's MURDAHHHHHHHHH. Enjoy friends
114 minutes | Aug 29, 2019
Episode 44: Corporate Bondage, Workplace Sandbags and Astral Travellin'
Well hello there... welcome back to the pod pod. Where ya been? This week, as scheduled and never missed, we bring the haha's with a side of yawn yawns. Pirates, daddy long legs and waka-waka's - no topic is NOT covered! Enjoy friends.
91 minutes | Aug 17, 2019
Episode 43: Ode to A Cat, Sunday Mass... Shootings, and Crossdressing Convicts!
In this weeks episode we rememeber Steve's beloved cat, talk about our past canine friends, the charity of Carlos Ray Norris and how to survive a garlic festival. What a time to be alive... STAY PEACEFUL FRIENDS. (gang gang)
88 minutes | Jul 22, 2019
Episode 42: Distilled Waterboarding, Free Brain Modems and Demons Fly Coach
In this weeks escapade we riff on killing our interdimensional dopplegangers, Kanye the Shoe Whisperer, free interenet for vegetables, and French Terminators on hoverboards. THE FUTURE IS NOW. Enjoy homies. PEACE.
124 minutes | Jul 16, 2019
Episode 41: No Country For Old Women, No Operas For Brown Men and The Moors You Know
In this weeks episode we talk about how cool guys go to community college, making the arts equitable, and why women should take out the trash. LIFT WITH YOUR LEGS BABE. Sending you all non-binary love. And compuuuter looove. PEACE
99 minutes | Jul 9, 2019
Episode 40: Pee Pee Pants, Haircuts by Ignasio and Through Rose Tinted Glasses
In this weeks episode, it's the boys being boys... zombie creampies, weiner connoisseurs and we read our FIRST PIECE of listener mail!!! The light in us loves the light in you. SIIIIIIIKE.
99 minutes | Jul 9, 2019
Episode 39: Lazar-d People, Memoirs of a Gokor and Deepnudes Sorcery
In this weeks epsiode, we start slow and pick up momentum like eating slice number one on a Costco pizza. Enjoy gordos!
113 minutes | Jun 23, 2019
Episode 38: What Gets You Sticky, Gay Bars and Veiny Striking Vipers
In this weeks episode, we question our sexuality - I mean talk - about sexuality in today's ever-changing and evolving world... plus some other stuff. Cereal was made to prevent masturbation... Nice try, Kellogg's. *skeet, skeet, skeet
88 minutes | Jun 22, 2019
Episode 37: Don't Kill Bugs, Tales From The Train and Eating Heirarchy Sandwiches
In this weeks episode we speak openly about the social hazards of corporate life, and how to properly accept the fact that you ain't shit. *grin and stare blankly into space while the rage passes Enjoy friends! Stay resilient.
107 minutes | Jun 10, 2019
Episode 36: Mr. Boy, BrideMen Of Honor, and Brand New Shackles!
After a brief hiatus, we're back and handing out salamis to your hungry mouths! PLUS Steve's got a sweet new ring! Nah, it's not Sauron's One Ring to rule them all.... it's way less cool. Sorry.... ENJOY FRIENDS
104 minutes | May 2, 2019
Episode 34: "Table for two guys, please."
In this week's episode Tray and Steve beat a piñata for twenty minutes, get winded, then talk politely about the pitfalls and pinnacles of life. Enjoy.
96 minutes | Apr 20, 2019
Episode 33: Cervical Crush Groove, Circumcision du Soleil, and Coachella for the Homeless
Hello free folk! Welcome back to the vaunting vaudeville trio that is The Mystery Children Podcast. In this weeks radio program we cover anteaters, strange and exciting new ways to masturbate, mixed martial arts, blaxploitation, and destroying antiquities. If you wanted to hear about every damn thing that exists in an hours time, this is for you. Much love...
88 minutes | Apr 20, 2019
Episode 32: Strip Mall Murders, Strip Mall Black Belts, and Heaven Doesn't Have A Ghetto
In this weeks episode we hit the reset multiple times until we finally have to blow into the cartirdge. We speak on shit that happened a couple weeks ago.... so just play along and act surprised, like when your girl asked you about those texts (you in trooooouble). Enjoy lovahs
90 minutes | Apr 12, 2019
Episode 31: Boomerangs, Japanese Guilty Plesiosaurus, and Boston Market Yams
No, YOU'RE skipping episodes. LIVE from the apartment, the boys are back in town... and by boys I mean salty, middle-aged, magicless wizards. We talk about our thrilling lives at length, sparing NO DETAIL. So it'd be in your best interest to skip this one.......... SIIIIIIIKE, THIS SHIT IS HOT FIRE So yeah, we missed you guys
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