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The Movie Patrol
134 minutes | Sep 27, 2022
#118 Last Action Hero (1993) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Jack Slater and crime fighting, Southern Sean talks to Ripper, Danny talks to Gino Felino, an impromptu round of challenges for money, Rambo rescues Jack and more.
134 minutes | Sep 13, 2022
#117 Sharknado (2013) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Rick
Steve, Dave, Sean and Rick learn about tornado sharks and bad acting, Tommy’s Great White Tonic, Ranger Rick’s ride back to base and the real story, Bill Harding at the bar, Rambo visits a school bus and more.
143 minutes | Aug 30, 2022
#116 Dirty Harry (1971) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Dirty Harry and haggard cops, sniper Gabriel calls the mayor, Harry gets a new partner-RoboCop, Dave’s husky cowboy scene, early beards, Rambo saves a school bus and more.
119 minutes | Aug 16, 2022
#115 Total Recall (2012) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Quaid and whole Earth elevators, third boobs, sturdy women, Jamaican conductor and resistance liaison, groin anatomy, undie pics, Newlywed Sean has a dream, Quaid talks to Rambo and a stripper and more.
159 minutes | Aug 2, 2022
#114 Forrest Gump with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about special superstar Forrest, Southern Sean meets a girl, silky Marine shorts, LT Eric Sloane in country, grandma’s rusty trailer, boot camp guest instructor, Rambo’s Devil Dog rescue and more.
145 minutes | Jul 19, 2022
#113 Mission Impossible 2 with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Ethan Hunt, gadgets and fake faces, Ethan gets help from Cledus “Snowman” Snow, John Woo movie nonsense, Evelyn Salt blackmails McCloy, Rambo’s mission recording, Dave’s capri admission and more.
138 minutes | Jul 5, 2022
#112 Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about pirates, Dave loves Ellen, Teen Sean meets a girl at sea, the Super Friends, alcohol, midshipmen, Bill Harding talks to Gabriel, Rambo is shipwrecked and more.
177 minutes | Jun 21, 2022
#111 In the Line of Fire (1993) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about elderly Secret Service agents, Frank gets a call from Rambo, Miss Cleo predictions, Frank is misogynistic to Lilly, chiropractors, Rambo and Frank in the elevator and more.
146 minutes | Jun 7, 2022
#110 Enemy at the Gates (2001) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Steve
Steve, Dave, Sean and guest Steve learn about WWII snipers, Teen Dave talks to the major, gross search warrants, Gabriel recruits Vassili, grandpa’s training methods, Rambo meets Vassili, costume trunks, Vassili’s PJ’s and more.
151 minutes | May 24, 2022
#109 Armageddon (1998) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about angry space rocks and rowdy drillers, Teen Sean talks to Harry, Doc Blair shows Grace a document, Sean’s Teen Steve story, Rambo helps with driller training and more.
128 minutes | May 10, 2022
#108 The Wrong Missy (2020) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about wild Missy and weak Tim, Jack Cates looking for Elaine, Clippy helps Tim sabotage Jess, Dave’s costume trunk and George Michael outfits, Rambo starts a trucking company and more.
109 minutes | Apr 26, 2022
#107 Young Guns (1988) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a stable of old west twinks, Bobby Boucher takes Yen Sun home to mama, more costume trunk talk, Miss Cleo, Captain Kurt Sloane the Army officer, Rambo at the Tunstall Ranch and more.
151 minutes | Apr 12, 2022
#106 Battleship (2012) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the greatest fighting force on Earth - The U.S. Navy, Grade School Sean taking a tour, LCpl Bill Harding oblivious to danger, Dave has a costume trunk and somehow we’re surprised, Rambo negotiates with the Alien invaders and more.
165 minutes | Mar 29, 2022
#105 Shooter (2007) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Bob the sniper hermit and black ops, Gabriel recruits Bob, Bob gets help from Evelyn Salt, Dave’s beer, Timmons the fitness deficient cop, Rambo the special investigator and more.
136 minutes | Mar 15, 2022
#104 The Negotiator (1998) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about hostage negotiating, dirty cops and betrayal, Cameron Poe audio files, Caribbean Karen, Teen Sean and Danny, Danny talks Rambo down and more.
125 minutes | Mar 1, 2022
#103 Road Trip (2000) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a road trip obviously plus cheating, Dave learns that actors are just pretending, Robocop the roommate, Caribbean bus lady, Josh meets Doc Blair and Rambo, Rambo at the sperm bank and more.
145 minutes | Feb 15, 2022
#102 The Patriot (2000) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about colonial warfare, Rambo in the state house, Tarawa Cottages commercial, Kurt Sloane recruiting, Gabriel and Rambo at HQ, Teen Sean and Abigail, Gabe’s burial garb and more.
181 minutes | Feb 1, 2022
#101 The Hunt for Red October (1990) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Duane
Steve, Dave, Sean and Duane learn about submarine hide and seek and defection, “Capt. Gabriel” Ramius and the cook, Ambassador Kurt Sloane, Rambo and the Admiral, Doc Blair’s sub, Aaron Neville sonar tech, Rambo and "Gabriel" Ramius and more.
166 minutes | Jan 18, 2022
#100 Cheerleader Massacre (2003) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a serial killer and the oldest alleged high school students ever, low quality productions, Rambo goes camping, former Sheriff Doc Blair consult, Dave’s alternate scene, Evelyn Salt poses as a student for some action, Rambo talks to Buzzy the peeping Tom and more.
165 minutes | Jan 4, 2022
#99 Jack Reacher (2012) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Jack, Helen and setups, Rambo talks to Jack at the bar, Red Beaulieu and Evelyn Salt interrogate Barr, Jack talks to Doc Blair at the range, Jack and Doc Blair get help from Rambo and more.
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