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In this episode we cover the lore of Season of War: Thondia. Dear listeners, inside you there are two beasts. One yearns to learn more about the Ghurish lands of Thondia, about the places and history of that feral place. The other wants to be regaled with a tale of one of the first encounters of those mystical manifestations of the realms known as Incarnates. Which beast wins? Show Notes Time Stamps What we've been up to: 1:28 The Story Phase: 7:40 Links (some links may redirect to our affiliate partners)  Season of War: Thondia can be purchased at… Hardcover at Amazon Hardcover at Noble Knight Hardcover at Games Workshop Contact You want to get a hold of us? Of course you do - here’s how: Website: themortalrealms.com It’d really help us help you to get a review on iTunes or wherever else you listen to podcasts. Find us in your app, or head over to themortalrealms.com/review and tell us what you think. Youtube: youtube.com/themortalrealms Patreon: patreon.com/themortalrealms Twitter: @themortalrealms Davy: @Red_Zeke Paul: @pjschard Eric: @stonemonkgamer Aaron @dosaceos Josh: @jearrington  Will: @SevvirElon Facebook: facebook.com/themortalrealms Email: mortalrealms@gmail.com Discord: themortalrealms.com/discord Shirts: https://www.themortalrealms.com/shirts Goodreads Book Club: themortalrealms.com/bookclub

In this episode we cover the lore of the Fyreslayers Battletome. Get ready to hear a whole lotta tempers, nudity, and sweaty dudes. And then if we have time after all that, we’ll talk about those duardin! Show Notes Time Stamps What we've been up to: 1:45 The Story Phase: 6:28 Links (some links may redirect to our affiliate partners)  The Fyreslayers Battletome can be purchased at… Hardcover at Amazon Hardcover at Noble Knight Hardcover at Games Workshop Contact You want to get a hold of us? Of course you do - here’s how: Website: themortalrealms.com It’d really help us help you to get a review on iTunes or wherever else you listen to podcasts. Find us in your app, or head over to themortalrealms.com/review and tell us what you think. Youtube: youtube.com/themortalrealms Patreon: patreon.com/themortalrealms Twitter: @themortalrealms Davy: @Red_Zeke Paul: @pjschard Eric: @stonemonkgamer Aaron @dosaceos Josh: @jearrington  Will: @SevvirElon Facebook: facebook.com/themortalrealms Email: mortalrealms@gmail.com Discord: themortalrealms.com/discord Shirts: https://www.themortalrealms.com/shirts Goodreads Book Club: themortalrealms.com/bookclub

Today marks the general world-wide release of the third Pocket Realms Anthology! It’s a Short-Story Phase where we cover the AoS Black Library short stories. Same great Story Phase taste, but now half the calories! These will initially release to our Freeguild level patrons on a recurring basis in addition to our regularly scheduled Story Phases. But, worry not - every few months we’ll package the recent ones together and drop them as bonus episodes on the main stream for all! You asked for more tMR and so we listened! If you want to check it out RIGHT NOW, head on over to Patreon and sign up. And let us know what else you’d like to hear in these Pocket Realms! More puns? More singing? More guests? The options are limitless! Show Notes Time Stamps The Unlamented Archpustulent of Clan Morbidus by David Guymer: 0:01 Spears of Autumn by Richard Strachan: 48:52 Shriekstone by Evan Dicken: 1:47:30 Contact You want to get a hold of us? Of course you do - here’s how: Website: themortalrealms.com It’d really help us help you to get a review on iTunes or wherever else you listen to podcasts. Find us in your app, or head over to themortalrealms.com/review and tell us what you think. Youtube: youtube.com/themortalrealms Patreon: patreon.com/themortalrealms Twitter: @themortalrealms Eric: @stonemonkgamer Davy: @red_zeke Paul: @pjschard Josh: @jearrington Aaron @dosaceos Facebook: facebook.com/themortalrealms Email: mortalrealms@gmail.com Discord: themortalrealms.com/discord Goodreads Book Club: themortalrealms.com/bookclub

In this episode we cover the lore of the Maggotkin of Nurgle Battletome. Get ready to hear a whole lotta regurgitation, flatulence and loose bowel movements. And then if we have time after all that, we’ll talk about those rot boys! Show Notes Time Stamps What we've been up to: 1:50 The Story Phase: 5:50 Links (some links may redirect to our affiliate partners)  The Maggotkin of Nurgle Battletome can be purchased at… Hardcover at Amazon Hardcover at Noble Knight Hardcover at Games Workshop Contact You want to get a hold of us? Of course you do - here’s how: Website: themortalrealms.com It’d really help us help you to get a review on iTunes or wherever else you listen to podcasts. Find us in your app, or head over to themortalrealms.com/review and tell us what you think. Youtube: youtube.com/themortalrealms Patreon: patreon.com/themortalrealms Twitter: @themortalrealms Davy: @Red_Zeke Paul: @pjschard Eric: @stonemonkgamer Aaron @dosaceos Josh: @jearrington  Will: @SevvirElon Facebook: facebook.com/themortalrealms Email: mortalrealms@gmail.com Discord: themortalrealms.com/discord Shirts: https://www.themortalrealms.com/shirts Goodreads Book Club: themortalrealms.com/bookclub

In this episode we cover the lore of Red Harvest. Whether you’ve got eight legs or two, the Varanite delve of Krath calls to all, and we’re here to harvest whatever lore we can from the newest expansion of Warcry. Show Notes Time Stamps What we've been up to: 2:42 The Story Phase: 8:01 Links (some links may redirect to our affiliate partners)  Warcry: Red Harvest can be purchased at… Box Set at Games Workshop Contact You want to get a hold of us? Of course you do - here’s how: Website: themortalrealms.com It’d really help us help you to get a review on iTunes or wherever else you listen to podcasts. Find us in your app, or head over to themortalrealms.com/review and tell us what you think. Youtube: youtube.com/themortalrealms Patreon: patreon.com/themortalrealms Twitter: @themortalrealms Davy: @Red_Zeke Paul: @pjschard Eric: @stonemonkgamer Aaron @dosaceos Josh: @jearrington  Will: @SevvirElon Facebook: facebook.com/themortalrealms Email: mortalrealms@gmail.com Discord: themortalrealms.com/discord Shirts: https://www.themortalrealms.com/shirts Goodreads Book Club: themortalrealms.com/bookclub

In this episode we cover the lore of the Stormcast Eternals Battletome. Get ready to hear a whole lotta Drake, Imagine Dragons, and DragonForce. And then if we have time after all that, we’ll talk about those Sigmarines! Show Notes Time Stamps What we've been up to: 6:09 The Story Phase: 12:05 Links (some links may redirect to our affiliate partners)  The Stormcast Eternals Battletome can be purchased at… Hardcover at Amazon Hardcover at Games Workshop Contact You want to get a hold of us? Of course you do - here’s how: Website: themortalrealms.com It’d really help us help you to get a review on iTunes or wherever else you listen to podcasts. Find us in your app, or head over to themortalrealms.com/review and tell us what you think. Youtube: youtube.com/themortalrealms Patreon: patreon.com/themortalrealms Twitter: @themortalrealms Davy: @Red_Zeke Paul: @pjschard Eric: @stonemonkgamer Aaron @dosaceos Josh: @jearrington  Will: @SevvirElon Facebook: facebook.com/themortalrealms Email: mortalrealms@gmail.com Discord: themortalrealms.com/discord Shirts: https://www.themortalrealms.com/shirts Goodreads Book Club: themortalrealms.com/bookclub

In this episode we cover the lore of the Orruk Warclans Battletome. Get ready to hear a whole lotta Smashin, Bashin, and Excelsis Crashin. And then if we have time after all that, we’ll talk about those Kruleboyz! Show Notes Time Stamps What we've been up to: 2:42 The Story Phase: 8:10 Links (some links may redirect to our affiliate partners)  The Orruk Warclans Battletome can be purchased at… Hardcover at Amazon Hardcover at Games Workshop Contact You want to get a hold of us? Of course you do - here’s how: Website: themortalrealms.com It’d really help us help you to get a review on iTunes or wherever else you listen to podcasts. Find us in your app, or head over to themortalrealms.com/review and tell us what you think. Youtube: youtube.com/themortalrealms Patreon: patreon.com/themortalrealms Twitter: @themortalrealms Davy: @Red_Zeke Paul: @pjschard Eric: @stonemonkgamer Aaron @dosaceos Josh: @jearrington  Facebook: facebook.com/themortalrealms Email: mortalrealms@gmail.com Discord: themortalrealms.com/discord Shirts: https://www.themortalrealms.com/shirts Goodreads Book Club: themortalrealms.com/bookclub  

C-c-c-crossover! In this episode, in coordination with the illustrious What the Hex ?! podcast, we are discussing the Direchasm anthology by a variety of authors. Is that rumble the sounds of a living mountain hungering for living souls? Or the sounds of our stomachs hungering for more Warhammer: Underworlds lore? It's impossible to tell. Show Notes Time Stamps What we've been up to: 3:22 The Story Phase: 6:43 Final Thoughts and Review: 2:36:30   Links (some links may redirect to our affiliate partners)  Direchasm can be purchased at… Hardcover and Kindle at Amazon iBook at iTunes eBook at Black Library Contact You want to get a hold of us? Of course you do - here’s how: Website: themortalrealms.com It’d really help us help you to get a review on iTunes or wherever else you listen to podcasts. Find us in your app, or head over to themortalrealms.com/review and tell us what you think. Youtube: youtube.com/themortalrealms Patreon: patreon.com/themortalrealms Twitter: @themortalrealms Davy: @Red_Zeke Paul: @pjschard Eric: @stonemonkgamer Aaron @dosaceos Josh: @jearrington  Facebook: facebook.com/themortalrealms Email: mortalrealms@gmail.com Discord: themortalrealms.com/discord Shirts: https://www.themortalrealms.com/shirts Goodreads Book Club: themortalrealms.com/bookclub

In this episode, we are discussing Dominion by Darius Hinks. Lace up your hiking boots as we blaze a trail into the wilds of Ghur to found yet *another* City of Sigmar. Show Notes Time Stamps What we've been up to: 1:34 The Story Phase: 8:15 Final Thoughts and Review: 3:19:27   Links (some links may redirect to our affiliate partners)  Dominion can be purchased at… Hardcover and Kindle at Amazon iBook at iTunes eBook and audio at Black Library Contact You want to get a hold of us? Of course you do - here’s how: Website: themortalrealms.com It’d really help us help you to get a review on iTunes or wherever else you listen to podcasts. Find us in your app, or head over to themortalrealms.com/review and tell us what you think. Youtube: youtube.com/themortalrealms Patreon: patreon.com/themortalrealms Twitter: @themortalrealms Davy: @Red_Zeke Paul: @pjschard Eric: @stonemonkgamer Aaron @dosaceos Josh: @jearrington  Facebook: facebook.com/themortalrealms Email: mortalrealms@gmail.com Discord: themortalrealms.com/discord Shirts: https://www.themortalrealms.com/shirts Goodreads Book Club: themortalrealms.com/bookclub

In this episode we cover the lore of Broken Realms: Kragnos. No, seriously this time, did you THAT? The earth-shaking sound of Kragnos’ hooves is heading this way, and he’s got a bone to pick with anyone who’s standing on the opposite side of any wall from him. You don’t need a glimmering from Excelsis to know it’s best to get out of his way, so let’s see if anyone makes it out in time. The Mortal Realms Dominion Giveaway! - https://gleam.io/RvVpS/the-mortal-realms-dominion-giveaway Show Notes Time Stamps What we've been up to: 1:32 The Story Phase: 6:15 Final Thoughts and Review: 2:58:20   Links (some links may redirect to our affiliate partners)  Broken Realms: Kragnos can be purchased at… Hardcover at Amazon iBook at iTunes Hardcover at Games Workshop Contact You want to get a hold of us? Of course you do - here’s how: Website: themortalrealms.com It’d really help us help you to get a review on iTunes or wherever else you listen to podcasts. Find us in your app, or head over to themortalrealms.com/review and tell us what you think. Youtube: youtube.com/themortalrealms Patreon: patreon.com/themortalrealms Twitter: @themortalrealms Davy: @Red_Zeke Paul: @pjschard Eric: @stonemonkgamer Aaron @dosaceos Josh: @jearrington  Facebook: facebook.com/themortalrealms Email: mortalrealms@gmail.com Discord: themortalrealms.com/discord Shirts: https://www.themortalrealms.com/shirts Goodreads Book Club: themortalrealms.com/bookclub

In this episode we cover the lore of the Soulblight Gravelords Battletome. Get ready to hear a whole lotta disdain, intrigue, and thirst-traps. And then if we have time after all that, we’ll talk about those Soulblight!  Show Notes Time Stamps What we've been up to: 1:47 The Story Phase: 5:52 Final Thoughts and Review: 1:53:04   Links (some links may redirect to our affiliate partners)  The Soulblight Gravelords Battletome can be purchased at… Hardcover at Amazon iBook at iTunes Hardcover at Games Workshop   Contact You want to get a hold of us? Of course you do - here’s how: Website: themortalrealms.com It’d really help us help you to get a review on iTunes or wherever else you listen to podcasts. Find us in your app, or head over to themortalrealms.com/review and tell us what you think. Youtube: youtube.com/themortalrealms Patreon: patreon.com/themortalrealms Twitter: @themortalrealms Paul: @pjschard Aaron @dosaceos Facebook: facebook.com/themortalrealms Email: mortalrealms@gmail.com Discord: themortalrealms.com/discord Goodreads Book Club: themortalrealms.com/bookclub

In this episode we cover the lore of Broken Realms: Be’lakor. Did you folks hear that? It’s the sound of Be’lakor plotting, and planning, and scheming. He’s going to do whatever he can to regain the chaos gods’ notice, even if he has to wreck a realm or two to do it. But at least for us, he had our curiosity - now he has our attention. Let’s see what he’s up to...   Show Notes Time Stamps What we've been up to: 1:49 The Story Phase: 6:00 Final Thoughts and Review: 2:34:18   Links (some links may redirect to our affiliate partners)  Broken Realms: Be'lakor can be purchased at… Hardcover at Amazon iBook at iTunes Hardcover at Games Workshop   Contact You want to get a hold of us? Of course you do - here’s how: Website: themortalrealms.com It’d really help us help you to get a review on iTunes or wherever else you listen to podcasts. Find us in your app, or head over to themortalrealms.com/review and tell us what you think. Youtube: youtube.com/themortalrealms Patreon: patreon.com/themortalrealms Twitter: @themortalrealms Paul: @pjschard Aaron @dosaceos Facebook: facebook.com/themortalrealms Email: mortalrealms@gmail.com Discord: themortalrealms.com/discord Goodreads Book Club: themortalrealms.com/bookclub

In this episode we cover the lore of Broken Realms: Teclis. Does anybody else feel like the Necroquake has been going on forever? Teclis sure does, and he’s got half a mind to go and do something about it. With the power of the mountains under his feet and the wind at his back, let’s find out what he’s planning.   Show Notes Time Stamps What we've been up to: 2:53 The Story Phase: 5:35 Final Thoughts and Review: 2:26:40   Links (some links may redirect to our affiliate partners)  Broken Realms: Teclis can be purchased at… Hardcover at Amazon iBook at iTunes Hardcover at Games Workshop   Contact You want to get a hold of us? Of course you do - here’s how: Website: themortalrealms.com It’d really help us help you to get a review on iTunes or wherever else you listen to podcasts. Find us in your app, or head over to themortalrealms.com/review and tell us what you think. Youtube: youtube.com/themortalrealms Patreon: patreon.com/themortalrealms Twitter: @themortalrealms Josh: @jearrington Paul: @pjschard Aaron @dosaceos Facebook: facebook.com/themortalrealms Email: mortalrealms@gmail.com Discord: themortalrealms.com/discord Goodreads Book Club: themortalrealms.com/bookclub

In this episode we cover the lore of the Hedonites of Slaanesh Battletome. Get ready to hear a whole lotta Get ready to hear a whole lotta narcissism, overindulgence, depravity, and lewdness. And then if we have time after all that, we’ll talk about Slaanesh!   Show Notes Time Stamps What we've been up to: 1:50 The Story Phase: 6:20 Final Thoughts and Review: 1:52:48   Links (some links may redirect to our affiliate partners)  The Hedonites of Slaanesh Battletome can be purchased at… iBook at iTunes Hardcover at Games Workshop   Contact You want to get a hold of us? Of course you do - here’s how: Website: themortalrealms.com It’d really help us help you to get a review on iTunes or wherever else you listen to podcasts. Find us in your app, or head over to themortalrealms.com/review and tell us what you think. Youtube: youtube.com/themortalrealms Patreon: patreon.com/themortalrealms Twitter: @themortalrealms Davy: @Red_Zeke Paul: @pjschard Aaron @dosaceos Facebook: facebook.com/themortalrealms Email: mortalrealms@gmail.com Discord: themortalrealms.com/discord Goodreads Book Club: themortalrealms.com/bookclub

In this episode we cover the lore of Broken Realms: Morathi, GW’s latest advancement of the story of the Mortal Realms. The High Oracle of Khaine, the Shadow Queen, the grand matriarch of the Daughters of Khaine: those titles are not quite enough for Morathi. She’s got even bigger aspirations - let’s find out what they are...   Show Notes Time Stamps What we've been up to: 1:21 The Story Phase: 5:09 Final Thoughts and Review: 2:08:09   Links (some links may redirect to our affiliate partners)  Broken Realms: Morathi can be purchased at… Hardcover at Amazon iBook at iTunes Hardcover at Games Workshop   Contact You want to get a hold of us? Of course you do - here’s how: Website: themortalrealms.com It’d really help us help you to get a review on iTunes or wherever else you listen to podcasts. Find us in your app, or head over to themortalrealms.com/review and tell us what you think. Youtube: youtube.com/themortalrealms Patreon: patreon.com/themortalrealms Twitter: @themortalrealms Josh: @jearrington Paul: @pjschard Aaron @dosaceos Facebook: facebook.com/themortalrealms Email: mortalrealms@gmail.com Discord: themortalrealms.com/discord Goodreads Book Club: themortalrealms.com/bookclub

In this episode we cover the lore of the Sons of Behemat Battletome. Get ready to hear a whole lotta tall tales, destructive tendencies, and #crushing it. And then if we have time after all that, we’ll talk about those gargants!   Show Notes Time Stamps What we've been up to: 1:57 The Story Phase: 5:10 Final Thoughts and Review: 1:47:06   Links (some links may redirect to our affiliate partners)  The Sons of Behemat Battletome can be purchased at… Hardcover at Games Workshop   Contact You want to get a hold of us? Of course you do - here’s how: Website: themortalrealms.com It’d really help us help you to get a review on iTunes or wherever else you listen to podcasts. Find us in your app, or head over to themortalrealms.com/review and tell us what you think. Youtube: youtube.com/themortalrealms Patreon: patreon.com/themortalrealms Twitter: @themortalrealms Josh: @jearrington Paul: @pjschard Aaron @dosaceos Facebook: facebook.com/themortalrealms Email: mortalrealms@gmail.com Discord: themortalrealms.com/discord Goodreads Book Club: themortalrealms.com/bookclub

In this episode we cover the lore of the Lumineth Realm-Lords Battletome. Get ready to hear a whole lotta condescension, self aggrandizing, and emotional suppression. And then if we have time after all that, we’ll talk about those high AElves!   Show Notes Time Stamps What we've been up to: 1:45 The Story Phase: 5:11 Final Thoughts and Review: 2:05:39   Links (some links may redirect to our affiliate partners)  The Lumineth Realm-Lords Battletome can be purchased at… Hardcover at Amazon iBook at iTunes Hardcover at Games Workshop   Contact You want to get a hold of us? Of course you do - here’s how: Website: themortalrealms.com It’d really help us help you to get a review on iTunes or wherever else you listen to podcasts. Find us in your app, or head over to themortalrealms.com/review and tell us what you think. Youtube: youtube.com/themortalrealms Patreon: patreon.com/themortalrealms Twitter: @themortalrealms Josh: @jearrington Paul: @pjschard Aaron @dosaceos Facebook: facebook.com/themortalrealms Email: mortalrealms@gmail.com Discord: themortalrealms.com/discord Goodreads Book Club: themortalrealms.com/bookclub

In this episode, we are discussing The Court of the Blind King by David Guymer. Join us on this journey under the sea to get a glimpse of the soggy society of the Idoneth Deepkin. Just look at the world around you, right here on the ocean floor - such wonderful things surround you, what more is you lookin' for? The Mortal Realms crew gives our take on Guymer's latest novel with a spoiler-free rundown of the details of the setting, a spoiler-full discussion of the plot, highlights from our favorite moments, and reviews from our overly-opinionated hosts.   Show Notes Time Stamps Just the facts (Spoiler-free): 7:09 Quick Review (Spoiler-free): 23:10 Plot Discussion (Spoiler Warning): 30:01 Other Points of Interest: 2:26:33 Final Review: 2:48:35   Links  (some links may redirect to our affiliate partners) “The Court of the Blind King” can be purchased at… Paperback and Kindle version at Amazon iBooks version at iTunes eBook and Paperback version at Black Library   Contact You want to get a hold of us? Of course you do - here’s how: Website: themortalrealms.com It’d really help us help you to get a review on iTunes or wherever else you listen to podcasts. Find us in your app, or head over to themortalrealms.com/review and tell us what you think. Youtube: youtube.com/themortalrealms Patreon: patreon.com/themortalrealms Twitter: @themortalrealms Eric: @stonemonkgamer Paul: @pjschard Aaron @dosaceos Facebook: facebook.com/themortalrealms Email: mortalrealms@gmail.com Discord: themortalrealms.com/discord Goodreads Book Club: themortalrealms.com/bookclub

In this episode we cover the lore of the Seraphon Battletome. Get ready to hear a whole lotta unintelligible growling, unfathomable plans, and heads in the stars. And then if we have time after all that, we’ll talk about those lizardmen!    Show Notes Time Stamps What we've been up to: 1:14 The Story Phase: 5:45 Final Thoughts and Review: 2:30:20   Links (some links may redirect to our affiliate partners)  The Seraphon Battletome can be purchased at… Hardcover at Amazon iBook at iTunes Hardcover at Games Workshop   Contact You want to get a hold of us? Of course you do - here’s how: Website: themortalrealms.com It’d really help us help you to get a review on iTunes or wherever else you listen to podcasts. Find us in your app, or head over to themortalrealms.com/review and tell us what you think. Youtube: youtube.com/themortalrealms Patreon: patreon.com/themortalrealms Twitter: @themortalrealms Eric: @stonemonkgamer Paul: @pjschard Aaron @dosaceos Facebook: facebook.com/themortalrealms Email: mortalrealms@gmail.com Discord: themortalrealms.com/discord Goodreads Book Club: themortalrealms.com/bookclub

Today marks the general world-wide release of the second Pocket Realms Anthology! It’s a Short-Story Phase where we cover the AoS Black Library short stories. Same great Story Phase taste, but now half the calories! These will initially release to our Freeguild level patrons on a monthly basis in addition to our regularly scheduled Story Phases. But, worry not - every few months we’ll package the recent ones together and drop them as bonus episodes on the main stream for all! You asked for more tMR and so we listened! If you want to check it out RIGHT NOW, head on over to Patreon and sign up. And let us know what else you’d like to hear in these Pocket Realms! More puns? More singing? More guests? The options are limitless! Show Notes Time Stamps Hamilcar: Age of Enlightenment by David Guymer: 0:01 Beneath the Rust by Graeme Lyon: 1:15:08 Pantheon by Guy Haley: 2:13:24   Links (some links may redirect to our affiliate partners)  Hamilcar: Age of Enlightenment by David Guymer can be purchased at… Kindle at Amazon eBook at Games Workshop Beneath the Rust by Graeme Lyon can be purchased at… Kindle at Amazon iBook at iTunes eBook at Games Workshop Pantheon by Guy Haley can be purchased at… Kindle at Amazon iBook at iTunes eBook at Games Workshop   Contact You want to get a hold of us? Of course you do - here’s how: Website: themortalrealms.com It’d really help us help you to get a review on iTunes or wherever else you listen to podcasts. Find us in your app, or head over to themortalrealms.com/review and tell us what you think. Youtube: youtube.com/themortalrealms Patreon: patreon.com/themortalrealms Twitter: @themortalrealms Eric: @stonemonkgamer Davy: @red_zeke Paul: @pjschard Josh: @jearrington Aaron @dosaceos Facebook: facebook.com/themortalrealms Email: mortalrealms@gmail.com Discord: themortalrealms.com/discord Goodreads Book Club: themortalrealms.com/bookclub