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The Monkey Chunk Show
73 minutes | Apr 30, 2015
The Monkey Chunk Show:Thanks for all the fish
Hey listners you will hear on the show this will be the last episode for a while as we take a break for the summer.And it will probaly be the last episode as of the Monkeychunk show,i oringnally had the idea to make the show with me having diffrent guests each week but that format was something i could do on a regular basis.Thats when John stepped in to help and hes stayed with me for 113 episodesput up with me each week,waiting for me on skype each week as im always late.helping with the site after every time ive fucked it up.So i think the biggest thanks must go to him,and of course you guys the scottish ones,the Essex ones,the sexy ones in lincon,the teacher,the amazing Gillythe one down under,the robtic one,the most poplar ones,the welsh ones,the one that sleeps,the smurf one,the Dj one,All of the lovely partronsWe been through tons lost loved ones we have loved, and found love and brought new ones into the world.I know this sounds like a goodbye but it more of thank and see you soon. Ill pay the last of website fees and close the Patron thank you sooo muchfor your help.As for the website and forums ill see how active they are but i plan to do a fresh start when we return,the majority of you are my friends on face book or twitter so ill let you know (beg you to sign up) when we returnLOVE YOU LOT
54 minutes | Apr 16, 2015
Monkey Byte 17-04-15
This weeks Internet-GET (patent pending)Steve monkeychunk on twitch http://www.twitch.tv/monkeychunkuk ????????Portal Komtwats http://www.t
271 minutes | Apr 9, 2015
The Monkeychunk Show 111: So Very Long
What We Been Playing Hotline miami 2 dirt 3 dead or alive 5 Ori and the Blind Forest Portal 2 Ultra Street Fighter IV
97 minutes | Mar 27, 2015
The Monkeychunk Show 110: The Bucket List
Thanks for listening and please remember to vote for April's movie of the month on the forums!
53 minutes | Mar 20, 2015
The Monkey Byte 19-3-15
insert John apps hereinsert Steves here...erm i kinda lost the links DOH? John sat patiently behind his computer waiting for the Skype call to come through, Wednesday was here again and it was time to record another episode of the MonkeyChunk Show. He hoped that the call wouldn't arrive, that Steve had to delay for an evening, as he was currently sporting a spooky in his pants. One of those erections that you've no idea why it was there, nothing had occasioned its arrival, but there it was, throbbing away, without a care that Steve might call at any minute and scare it away.So... Would it be tentacle porn or Massage Rooms on YouPorn? That'd soon sort it out thought Mr Maximus.But then, the call came through, the familiar tones of the Skype call disrupting his thoughts of beating his meat."Hey Steve""Hey John""Time for another show I suppose...""Actually I have a surprise for you John, look outside"Thankfully John's spooky had disappeared. He got out of his chair and approached the window. There in the twilight of the evening, outside his house was Steve's van. What the fuck was Steve doing here?The van door opened and John watched as Steve performed a Paris Hilton and exposed his genitals as he stepped from the van in an unladylike manner. He was wearing a dress, a silky blue dress, what the fuck was going on?John rushed to the door to usher him into the house, what if someone saw?"Jesus Steve, what the fuck!?""Now come on John, you know you want this, I didn't drive 400 miles without being fuck sure that I wasn't going to get your thumb wedged in my ass massaging my prostate as you knelt in front of me awaiting my hot man porridge.""ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!?" John screamed, "What have you the idea I wanted that?"Steve's gaze lowered. John was no longer in possession of a Spooky, it was now a full raging hard on, pre cum had made a small damp patch on the front of his trousers, you could practically see the veins throbbing around the head of his pork sword....will John continue to deny his needs?...will Steve get to orgasm without YouPorn?...will Seonaid strap on a massive cock and fuck them both?Tune in next week folks...
82 minutes | Mar 12, 2015
The MonkeyChunk Show 109:Monday Monday Monday
Join me and John for another all games show ! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The Joy of Eating? OutI believe ideas within the human mind and not positions themselves are the core of sexual fulfillment. There are few sex acts that thoroughly excite my mind to the extent that cunnilingus can. The thrill I get from eating a woman out remains unrivaled.I can almost taste you already. If only I had you in my room at this very moment. I don't even know where I would begin once I had you lying down on your back, bare before me, nothing on but a pair of panties. I can imagine they are dry now, but I will change that. You didn't think I'd let you take them off so soon did you, without making them sopping wet? I can be a tease too.I Think I'd have to start with your scrumptious ear lobes. You won't believe how lovely it feels when a nice moist tongue slides up through the crease, nibbling and gently tugging on your soft cartilage. I'll whisper with my hot breath in your ear, confiding in you my craving to taste your delicious pussy. As if giving in a little more to my desire, I'll slide down your neck line further towards my destination, leaving a trail of small kisses. I'd need to kiss you on the mouth if our lips were so close like this. Kissing deep and passionately stimulates my lips, the blood rushes in and they get warmer, as if preparing me for my journey downwards. The thought of your loving mouth on mine fills my head with lust.Your nipples must be begging for my attention by now. While I trace an areola with a finger, I'll coax the other nipple with the delicate brushing of my tongue, feeling your nipples harden in my mouth would be exquisite. The thought is making my cock throb, reminding my mouth of it's mission as I'm writing this. I'll have to trace down your tummy with a wet finger of my free hand, because I just can't resist not doing so. When I can hear you gasping, I'll know to speed up and start flicking those taut little nipples nice and fast, sending mini waves of pleasure spiraling down through your loins.I will venture still further, kissing your abdomen with strength, pinning you down against my bed. I will have reached your treasure then, locked up under a shield of cloth, the only thing keeping me from accessing that tasty treat.Forcing myself to give into my temptations for now, I'd
58 minutes | Mar 6, 2015
The MonkeyChunk Show: Transatlantic Quiz
Join us for another Quiz with quizmaster Naz and two mystery sexy ladies. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? .....Stepping into the bath, Seonaid knelt down opposite Sassy picking up the bath creme, she poured some onto a sponge and gently rubbed it over Sassy 's pert triple D breasts, a relaxed groan escaping from her lips as she reclined back. "Mmmm, that's nice." Rinsing the bubbles off, Seonaid ran her tongue round the erect nipples, making the naughty americanblonde groan wantonly; pursing her lips around the left nipple she sucked hard. "Ohhh...Oh God baby!" Sassy gasped, running her hands down her fellow podcasters back and sinking her fingers into Seonaid soft bum cheeks. Reaching under the water, Seonaid slipped her hand between Sassy's legs and started gently rubbed her clit, making her cry out and push back against Seonaid fingers, the water spilling over the edge of the bath and cascading on to the floor. "Oh ffuck yes...yes!" Wrapping her legs around Seonaid's wrist, Sassy screamed ecstatically as the climax racked her body. As it slowly ebbed away, Seonaid kissed her passionately, her tongue pushing deep into the blonde's mouth. "Well, did that get rid of your pre podcast nerves?" Seonaid whispered, breaking off the kiss. "Mmmm," Sassy groaned; a relaxed smile on her lips as she twirled Seonaid's purple hair around her finger, "im ready for the quiz"..............................
104 minutes | Feb 26, 2015
The Monkeychunk Show 106: Oscar the Grouch
It's another movie episode! This week join hosts Steve and John as they talk all about those things they've seen with their eyes for the last month or so. It's another movie episode! We'll also talk about the official S4G movie of the month - Memento It's another movie episode! We have another "my favourite movie" from someone very familiar to listeners of the podcast. It's another movie episode! Yes, I know I'm not funny. Sorry. Anyway, once you've got your podcast fix come let us know what you think over at the forums. Much love, John. PS - I purposefully didn't correct Steve a few times this episode, so those of you who like the correction section have plenty of ammo :D
38 minutes | Feb 20, 2015
The Monkey Byte 20-02-15
Back again for another rushed out episode This weeks Internet-GET (patent pending)Retroachievements? http://retroachievements.org ?,Canned Emails - http://www.cannedemails.com/Netflix maft - http://netflix.maft.uk/Binge Clock - http://www.bingeclock.comApp of the weekTumblr App https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/tumblr/id305343404?mt=8One Piece Pirate Warriors - https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/one-piece-treasure-cruise/id943690848?mt=8Balanced - http://balancedapp.com/ Mame Game Monday: jnr pacmanS4G Movie Of Month:Memento
80 minutes | Feb 13, 2015
The MonkeyChunk Show 104:Games Games Games
Sorry its late ! Happy V day LOVE YOU ALL xxx
41 minutes | Feb 5, 2015
The MonkeyChunk Show: Big Crap Quiz
Join for us for a first quiz brought to you by our new quiz host Naz.Joining me and John please give a warm welcome toRikki from Control Zone podcastRichard from...Lincolnshire To be a guest on the quiz message us on the forums or twitteror look us on cefax page 834 or we are in the Yellow pages as "not so handy man"
88 minutes | Jan 22, 2015
The Monkeychunk Show 102: Wolf Cock
This week... MOVIES and TV and NO VIDEO GAMES! Listen to Steve and John ramble on for ages about everything they watched over xmas and new year. Hear the very first "My Favourite Film" section - if you want to participate in this, let John know on twitter - @johnusmaximus Finally we give you the lowdown on the first monthly S4G Community Film Night viewing - Wolf Cop Now let's all go to the lobby...
45 minutes | Jan 15, 2015
The Monkey Byte 16-1-15
Back again with another byte that wont need a jabThis weeks Internet-GET (patent pending)Steve-RGDS podcast -http://retrogamingdailyshow.libsyn.com/John - My Progress Bar - http://myprogressbar.com/
78 minutes | Jan 8, 2015
The Monkeychunk Show 100:The Gaming Episode
We are back from xmas with details of the new episodes layout and catch upfrom a nice break.
43 minutes | Dec 23, 2014
The Monkeychunk Show Xmas Mix 2014 (part 2) Mrs Monkey Xmas Mix
A merry Christmas to all and to al good nightLove Mrs Monkey? xx
38 minutes | Dec 22, 2014
The Monkeychunk Show Xmas Mix 2014 (part 1)
Just some christmas songs. Have a goodun folks.
100 minutes | Dec 19, 2014
The MonkeyChunk Show:2014 Brass Monkey
The 2014 Brass Monkey
46 minutes | Dec 11, 2014
The Monkey Byte 12-12-14
Back again for a mini show. This weeks Internet-GET (patent pending)Steve:Jammaplus http://www.jammaplus.co.uk/forum/default.asp ?1op podcast http://tenpencearcade.co.uk/John:? Xmas clock - http://www.xmasclock.com/Virtual socks - http://2dsocks.com/ ? App of the weekSteve? Portable North Pole - https://itunes.apple.com/en/app/pnp-portable-north-pole-2014/id902026228?mt=8Trexels- https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/star-trek-trexels/id683978968?mt=8 John -Peggle Blast - https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/peggle-blast/id853834250?mt=8Elf Yourself - https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/elfyourself-by-office-depot/id582486077?mt=8 ? This weeks mame gameChase HQ Ten things about youThis weeks its Jim Brass Monkey here Please Help us with the show cost here Play with us here
80 minutes | Dec 4, 2014
The Monkeychunk Show 095:Fisting Class
?Tune in for the normal jazz ? Brass Monkey here Mame Game Monday Please Help us with the show cost here Play with us here Chat to us here
41 minutes | Nov 27, 2014
The Monkey Byte 28-11-14
Join us for another small chunk of a real podcast: This weeks Internet-GET (patent pending)#steve-Baby grootLexy LightSpeedControl Zone Youtube
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