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A Midnight Channel Special Report! The Boys talk about UFO "disclosure," what it means for you, and local weather hero Gary England.

The Boys are signing off.

The Boys talk about the hottest new UFO sighting, rage about Janet Reno, and find Deep Throat in a bush.

The Boys talk about Buzz Aldrin's right hook, Stephon Marbury's iconic "Starbury" shoe, and visit a brain coach.

The Boys eat some 90s snacks, revisit some old enemies, and buy dolls in bulk.

The Boys drink the stock market Kool-Aid, dig up Representative's old social media posts, and smoke some cosmic cigars.

The Boys talk about meme economy, The X-Files FMV game, and teach you blackjack.

The Boys discuss how to spell "vacuum," America's own Margaret Thatcher, and just how many 4-year-olds they could take in a fight.

The Boys talk about faith healers, local sheriffs trying to overthrow the government, and try to figure out who the next president of the United States will be.

The Boys talk about salamander hands, hostage negotiation techniques, and rant about vaccines (but like, in a good way.)

CW: Sexual assault, transphobia The Boys talk about centralized banking sinking the Titanic, the downfall of Shia LaBeouf, and review some video games.

The Boys talk about applied mathematics, teleporting mutants in the Ural Mountains and convince you smoking is cool.

The Boys talk about Taco Bell again (and it won't be the last time,) Frasier's agent, and Sherlock Holmes fetishes.

The Boys talk about the culling of the minks, the Richard Gere movie that made us both want to asphyxiate, and air their grievances with America's burrito provider.

A dramatic reading of Peter Chimaera's "Desert Bus Ride 1: A Romance Story and for Ladies" Enjoy our first bonus episode!

The Boys talk about a space face, the THORN in Ashton Kutcher's side, and a mishap at a music venue.

The Boys talk about local monopolies, weird Cuban cricket noises, and jewelry jingles.

The Boys lose power and internet for a week and talk about some stuff they don't remember because they recorded the episode before power went out and could not upload and edit until power came back on.

The Boys fondly remember their school days, witness a ritual involving a horse, and get REAL upset about robot dogs.