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The Middle B33st Show
23 minutes | Jan 13, 2020
Episode 31: Europeans Stink and the Final Fantasy VII Remake
Byron tears down the stereotype that Europeans are smarter and more sophisticated than Americans. He also gives his thoughts on the upcoming Final Fantasy VII Remake coming this March.
39 minutes | Jan 6, 2020
Episode 30: Iran is NOT Iraq and Turkish Food Instagrams
Byron discusses the recent assassination of Iranian General Qassem Soleimani and the idiotic reactions of self-absorbed Americans who think this will effect them somehow more than the people in the region. And he discusses the meteoric rise of Turkish food Instagram accounts, particularly CZNBurak.
36 minutes | Jan 2, 2020
Episode 29: Defending Limp Bizkit (and Kid Rock)
Byron defends Limp Bizkit against the vegan soyboy Brooklyn hipsters and their dumb ukulele indie rock bands. Also some trashing on Times Square, and the band Sublime.
35 minutes | Dec 30, 2019
Year in Review 2019
Hear Byron recall his year, starting the podcast, his disdain for strip clubs, and his favorite episodes of the year. And some Star Wars bashing.
39 minutes | Dec 23, 2019
Episode 28: Rise of Skywalker Review (Even Though I Didn't Watch It and Never Will)
Byron gives his review on Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker based solely on reading spoilers. Also he compares the sequel trilogy to the later seasons of Game of Thrones, and trashes Harry Potter some more.
55 minutes | Dec 19, 2019
Episode 27: The Fighter Chronicles, Vol. 4
Byron recaps the swan song of his MMA career where he was knocked out 4 times in one fight by one of the (now) top-ranked MMA fighters in the country--Josh Parisian. Also he trashes the new Star Wars movie. Fight Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qm6_awrOeE
54 minutes | Dec 16, 2019
Episode 26: SantaCon, "Gay" Jesus, and Peloton Bikes
Byron recaps working security at SantaCon, the "Gay" Jesus movie controversy on Netflix, and the Peloton Bike ad controversy. Today's Ad Read: Peloton Bikes (because your wife is fat and needs to lose weight, what a fatty).
56 minutes | Dec 12, 2019
Episode 25: Greta Thunberg & Michael Vick
Byron explores the latest controversies surrounding Greta Thunberg announcement as Time Magazine's Person of the Year, and people's lack of forgiveness of Michael Vick. Today's Ad Read: Bad Newz Kennels (for all your dog-fighting needs).
49 minutes | Dec 9, 2019
Episode 24: The Fighter Chronicles, Vol. 3
On this Middle B33st Monday Byron recounts his second amateur fight and pays his respects to Alistair Overeem's upper lip.
59 minutes | Dec 5, 2019
Episode 23: The Fighter Chronicles, Vol. 2
On this episode Byron recaps the story of his first fight, his newfound attention from women, and how MMA fighters are the male equivalent of strippers.
54 minutes | Dec 2, 2019
Episode 22: The Fighter Chronicles, Vol. 1
Before pursuing comedy and podcasting, Byron spent time in Detroit as an up-and-coming mixed martial arts fighter. Hear some first-hand stories of the wild--and insane--MMA scene of the late 2000's in Detroit. Today's Ad Read: Tapout (I don't care how douchy you think they are, Tapout's a great company).
43 minutes | Nov 28, 2019
Episode 21: Can You Be Racist Towards Food?
Byron takes time this Thanksgiving to ask the serious questions: Is it racist not to like a culture's cuisine? And is it racist for cannibals to not eat a specific group of people? Happy Thanksgiving.
44 minutes | Nov 25, 2019
Episode 20: Chinese People Are the New White People
Byron explores the rise of Chinese hegemony, the current Hong Kong protests, and welcomes our soon-to-be Chinese overlords and their excessively Euro-centric names. 你好, bitches. Today's Ad Read: Tiktok (the People's Republic of China's choice app to distract and spy on your teenagers).
61 minutes | Nov 21, 2019
Episode 19: The Tech Industry Sucks
Byron goes off on the idiocy of the tech industry--the ultra-liberal ideological bubble, the take-home coding assignments, and the vapid self-righteousness. This is an angry episode. Today's Ad Read: MakerBot (for your shitty 3D printer needs).
52 minutes | Nov 18, 2019
Episode 18: Food in NYC is Overrated
Byron destroys the myth that NYC has the best food in the world, and explains that ethnic food in Manhattan is catered for white-collar urbanites who don't know a thing about authentic food. Also he reminisces on the Arabic cuisine of his native Detroit, and 7 Mile. Today's Ad Read: Damla (literally the best candies in the world, they're addictive like crack).
47 minutes | Nov 14, 2019
Episode 17: Social Media is Evil
Byron explores how social media brings out the worst in us and has inundated us with endless amounts of noise and has us less connected and more miserable than ever. Oh, make sure to follow him on Instagram @byronsadik. Today's Ad Read: MySpace.
44 minutes | Nov 11, 2019
Episode 16: OK, Boomer
Byron explores the "OK, Boomer" meme and the building resentment between Baby Boomers and Millennials. Also he explores how college is a racket, and makes fun of his unintelligent mother. Today's Ad Read: eHarmony.com (for true love 'n' shit).
40 minutes | Nov 7, 2019
Episode 15: Self Help Gurus and Morality
Today Byron explores the world of self help gurus and scammers including the likes of Tim Ferriss, Robert Kiyosaki, and Don Lapre. Also some Breaking Bad spoilers and the infamous Redman episode of MTV Cribs. Today's Ad Read: Gillette (the best a male feminist white knight can get).
37 minutes | Nov 4, 2019
Episode 14: Harry Potter Sucks
On this Middle B33st Monday Byron casts a spell of vitriol against your beloved (and stupid) Harry Potter series. One, because it's a mediocre children's book that has created the most obnoxious fandom of all time. And two, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. Today's Ad Read: Scholastic (for all your book needs, because you still read at a 2nd grade level, loser). Also check out my boy Andrew Steiner's Instagram: instagram.com/ndrewsteiner
40 minutes | Oct 31, 2019
Episode 13: UFC 244
On this episode Byron gives his thoughts and predictions on UFC 244: New York City, and briefly touches on his love of the Diaz brothers. Today's Ad Read: The UFC (still the world's premier mixed martial arts organization).
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