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Byron tears down the stereotype that Europeans are smarter and more sophisticated than Americans. He also gives his thoughts on the upcoming Final Fantasy VII Remake coming this March.

Byron discusses the recent assassination of Iranian General Qassem Soleimani and the idiotic reactions of self-absorbed Americans who think this will effect them somehow more than the people in the region. And he discusses the meteoric rise of Turkish food Instagram accounts, particularly CZNBurak.

Byron defends Limp Bizkit against the vegan soyboy Brooklyn hipsters and their dumb ukulele indie rock bands. Also some trashing on Times Square, and the band Sublime.

Hear Byron recall his year, starting the podcast, his disdain for strip clubs, and his favorite episodes of the year. And some Star Wars bashing.

Byron gives his review on Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker based solely on reading spoilers. Also he compares the sequel trilogy to the later seasons of Game of Thrones, and trashes Harry Potter some more.  

Byron recaps the swan song of his MMA career where he was knocked out 4 times in one fight by one of the (now) top-ranked MMA fighters in the country--Josh Parisian. Also he trashes the new Star Wars movie. Fight Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qm6_awrOeE

Byron recaps working security at SantaCon, the "Gay" Jesus movie controversy on Netflix, and the Peloton Bike ad controversy.   Today's Ad Read: Peloton Bikes (because your wife is fat and needs to lose weight, what a fatty).

Byron explores the latest controversies surrounding Greta Thunberg announcement as Time Magazine's Person of the Year, and people's lack of forgiveness of Michael Vick.   Today's Ad Read: Bad Newz Kennels (for all your dog-fighting needs).

On this Middle B33st Monday Byron recounts his second amateur fight and pays his respects to Alistair Overeem's upper lip.  

On this episode Byron recaps the story of his first fight, his newfound attention from women, and how MMA fighters are the male equivalent of strippers.

Before pursuing comedy and podcasting, Byron spent time in Detroit as an up-and-coming mixed martial arts fighter. Hear some first-hand stories of the wild--and insane--MMA scene of the late 2000's in Detroit. Today's Ad Read: Tapout (I don't care how douchy you think they are, Tapout's a great company).

Byron takes time this Thanksgiving to ask the serious questions: Is it racist not to like a culture's cuisine? And is it racist for cannibals to not eat a specific group of people? Happy Thanksgiving.  

Byron explores the rise of Chinese hegemony, the current Hong Kong protests, and welcomes our soon-to-be Chinese overlords and their excessively Euro-centric names. 你好, bitches.   Today's Ad Read: Tiktok (the People's Republic of China's choice app to distract and spy on your teenagers).

Byron goes off on the idiocy of the tech industry--the ultra-liberal ideological bubble, the take-home coding assignments, and the vapid self-righteousness. This is an angry episode. Today's Ad Read: MakerBot (for your shitty 3D printer needs).

Byron destroys the myth that NYC has the best food in the world, and explains that ethnic food in Manhattan is catered for white-collar urbanites who don't know a thing about authentic food. Also he reminisces on the Arabic cuisine of his native Detroit, and 7 Mile.   Today's Ad Read: Damla (literally the best candies in the world, they're addictive like crack).

Byron explores how social media brings out the worst in us and has inundated us with endless amounts of noise and has us less connected and more miserable than ever. Oh, make sure to follow him on Instagram @byronsadik. Today's Ad Read: MySpace.

Byron explores the "OK, Boomer" meme and the building resentment between Baby Boomers and Millennials. Also he explores how college is a racket, and makes fun of his unintelligent mother.   Today's Ad Read: eHarmony.com (for true love 'n' shit).

Today Byron explores the world of self help gurus and scammers including the likes of Tim Ferriss, Robert Kiyosaki, and Don Lapre. Also some Breaking Bad spoilers and the infamous Redman episode of MTV Cribs.   Today's Ad Read: Gillette (the best a male feminist white knight can get).

On this Middle B33st Monday Byron casts a spell of vitriol against your beloved (and stupid) Harry Potter series. One, because it's a mediocre children's book that has created the most obnoxious fandom of all time. And two, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. Today's Ad Read: Scholastic (for all your book needs, because you still read at a 2nd grade level, loser). Also check out my boy Andrew Steiner's Instagram: instagram.com/ndrewsteiner

On this episode Byron gives his thoughts and predictions on UFC 244: New York City, and briefly touches on his love of the Diaz brothers.   Today's Ad Read: The UFC (still the world's premier mixed martial arts organization).