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The Matt and Kim Podcast
29 minutes | May 28, 2020
Ep.23 South Korean Soccer Team Used Sex Dolls To Fill Stadium
In this podcast we discuss:A 93 year old woman who is made a "need more beer sign" gets delivered 150 cans of Coors Light.Living 60 more years but not allowed to leave the house, or 10 years going wherever you want.and other assorted nonsense.
25 minutes | May 18, 2020
Ep.22 Burning Down A House With Ragu Sauce
In this episode we discuss:A woman who farts in a dollar store and pulls a knife on a man who complains.Spotify has playlists for animals?Where would you want and extra eye?and other assorted nonsense
30 minutes | May 12, 2020
Ep. 21 Calling 911 When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper
In this episode we discuss:Would you eat butter made from insects?If every time you had sex it took a week off your life would you still do it?Would Kim rather Matt have no penis or 5 penises.Would you rather go a month without drinking or masterbating? and other assorted nonsense.
30 minutes | May 1, 2020
Ep.20 Send Nudes To A Stranger Or an Ex?
In this episode we discuss:What if you were married for 30 years and found out your spouse was your sibling?Would you rather have a one night stand with someone who's really attractive or really good in bed?and other assorted nonsense
37 minutes | Apr 24, 2020
Ep.19 Would You Have Sex With a Zombie
Live from Dallas! (pre-quarantine)Would you have sex with a zombie if it was the one cure to never become a zombie?Would you rather fight a round with Mike Tyson or sound like him for the rest of your life?Four years in jail or marrying your ex?
21 minutes | Apr 7, 2020
Ep.18 What kind of criminal would you be?
In this quarantined episode we discuss.Living a life of crime. Having to beautifully sing everything you say. How much of a wimp matt is.... and other assorted nonsense.
34 minutes | Nov 22, 2019
Ep.17 Kissing Is Weird.
Live from San Francisco we answer a bunch of questions that aren't necessarily hypothetical but get us thinking all the same... Which romantic gesture do you believe is over-rated? What have you been putting off for far to long? What do you wish you cared less about? How important is money to you? If we came home from tour and we realized the house now has a ghost, how would we get rid of it?
31 minutes | Nov 12, 2019
Ep.16 How to Dispose Of Dead Body.
Live from Seattle!Would either of you ever pose for a nude life drawing art class? What poses would you do? (Remember you gotta hold the poses for a few minutes at a time) How would you quickly dispose of a dead body in a hotel room? If you could snap your fingers and make any one species go extinct, which species would you choose? If Matt and Kim were a comic book instead of a band, what would the comic be about? Would you rather never be able to play music again or never have sex again?
39 minutes | Nov 6, 2019
Ep. 15 Getting Punched In The Face for $10,000
Live from Minneapolis:If your friend or partner got way too drunk and you were sharing a hotel room, where would you make them sleep? Would you still share a bed with their vomiting drunk ass, or make them sleep on the floor or in the tub? What would you do if you realize you have been calling someone the wrong name (or pronouncing their name wrong) for years and they never corrected you? If you came down with food poisoning during a flight, would you rather be vomiting or have diarrhea? Given the opportunity again, would you play at an outdoor show in Minneapolis with subzero temperatures in January? (BTW, thanks for already doing that earlier this year!)
43 minutes | Oct 24, 2019
Ep.14 You Find Your Mom on a Dating App...
Live from Royal Oak, MI we discuss such things as:You witnessed a terrible crime and a Mexican drug cartel wants your ass dead. You are put into witness protection. They give you a choice of Alaska or Arkansas. Which do you choose? Also, you can't make music ever again. What would you get a job doing? You friend tells you that they saw your mom on a dating website. Do you ask your mom? Or do you pimp her out to your single guy friends?and other assorted nonsense
48 minutes | Sep 25, 2019
Ep.13 If Shaq was naked in your shower, would you call the cops?
It's the first time we have a guest here on The Matt and Kim Podcast. Comedian and Writer Will Miles joins us to discuss such things as:If you could get a great cheap house painter but he had to watch porn while he painted would you still hire him? and other assorted nonsense.
32 minutes | Sep 12, 2019
Ep.12 How Much $ To Shoot Porn In Your House?
This week we discuss things like:Would you live in "The Watcher" house? How much would you have to be paid to have porn shot in your house? What type of Furry would you be?And other assorted nonsense.
24 minutes | Sep 5, 2019
Ep.11 Would You Eat Placenta?
Would you stay with your partner if you found out they were a serial killer who only killed bad guys? (like Dexter)What would you do if your partner wets the bed?and other random nonsense...
33 minutes | Aug 27, 2019
Ep.10 Kim Tore Her ACL Again... and Sex Stuff
First half we get a bit side tracked talking about how Kim tore her ACL again.Then we continue in to our normal nonsense such as:"What is the one sexual act you've always wanted to try but your partner would never let you?"
29 minutes | Aug 15, 2019
Ep.9 Relationship Test
This week we go over hypothetical questions related to relationships.If you had to kill 10 innocent people to save your partners life would you? If i had a medical problem that made it so we couldn’t have sex would you still want to be with me? If you can stop my face and body from ages would you or would you rather i grow old with you?... and bunch more.
25 minutes | Aug 7, 2019
Ep.8 Only Perverts Would Want To Be Invisible
Would you save 1 sibling or 4 strangers if a building was on fire?Free unlimited massage, chauffeur, or cook pick one.Would you eat human?If you want your superpower to be invisible, you're probably a pervert.... and other assorted nonsense
29 minutes | Jul 31, 2019
Ep.7 Weirdest Thing You Do When You're Alone
What if you could change the sounds your body makes?Worst job you ever had?If the law required you to get a full body tattoo what what you get?... and other assorted nonsense
20 minutes | Jul 24, 2019
Ep.6 What's a "Hot Sack?"
In this week's episode we discuss: Droppin heat in plastic bags VS in cupsFighting a hundred horse sized ferrets or one ferret sized horseIs a hot dog a sandwich?and other general nonsense...
25 minutes | Jul 16, 2019
Ep.5 Drinking Cheetah Milk
This week we discuss such things as: would you drink bat milk, monkey milk or cheetah milk? Would you want to be the first to make contact with the aliens? as well as other assorted nonsense that we take very seriously!
34 minutes | Jul 10, 2019
Ep.4 Scratchy Toilet Paper VS Uncomfortable Clothes
In this episode we discuss:If you needed to make 10,000 in one day or be killed how would you do it?Would you rather an extra belly button, or extra nipple?Would you rather use scratchy toilet paper or wear uncomfortable clothes for the rest of you life?... and other assorted nonsense.
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