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In this week's episode, J begins with DJ Juan Leon but DJ Juan Leon leaves 20 minutes in to go DJ a prom. When he returns, we are joined by AJ to discuss Michael Jackson’s love for children & lackluster albums, finding a better value in shoes versus prostitution while wondering why the Ninja Turtles aren’t putting a stop to prostitution and discover that DJ Juan Leon & AJ don’t know how to cook and need to watch J’s show, Hood Kitchen. J reminisces about getting banned from prom, getting slapped by a flight attendant, going to High School with an 8th grader named AJ who was a child math whiz as well as all the faculty members he knew that were banging kids. We close the episode with a game of "Would You Rather?" that makes DJ Juan Leon consider puking and a lively game of "Coitus, Marry, Kill". Clothes - http://Skreened.com/Marlow Skateboards - http://Boardpusher.com/Marlow

This episode was unplanned because sometimes life comes at you faster than a wayward automobile that may or may not have hit one of us. Sometimes in life you may have to threaten to force feed hillbillies with misplaced aggression & parade float wave through an allotment with feuding neighbors. Sometimes marrying Bruce Jenner might be the best option in life if you’re at the point where you’re paying $76 to have a quick drink with sex robots. Sometimes you need to bring a pet to court & sometimes DJ Juan Leon crosses the line and makes fun of children. Have you ever sat & reviewed nipples with people you know? Do me a favor and whistle the song “Closing Time” all day long to bother your coworkers. As always, we close the episode out with a game of “Would You Rather?”.