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The Lowdown from Cowtown
101 minutes | Oct 17, 2018
Episode 15 – The Legend of Pattycakes and the Terrible Defense, and 2018-2019 NBA Over/Unders
In response to allegations that she had no Native American heritage, Senator Elizabeth Warren proved(?) that she is apparently 1/1024th Native American. In other words, the Kansas City Chiefs are more Native American than Senator Warren.
47 minutes | Sep 9, 2018
Episode 14 – Le’Veon Bell and NFL RB Contracts, Children’s Books, and John McCain Funeral
The reason the thermostat is the last unresolved arena in the battle of the sexes is this: women feel temperature in Kelvin and men feel temperature in Celsius. Women hear 68 degrees and think “Good god that’s insane, is he … Continue reading →
85 minutes | Sep 8, 2018
Episode 13 – Colin Kaepernick NFL Lawsuit, Jalen Ramsey, SKC v Seattle Recap, and Retrospective Look at Chiefs Offseason
The reason so many people in their late 20’s don’t believe in the doctrine of original sin is because many of them don’t have children. Also, is it a prerequisite for music videos that they have to be completely unintelligible? … Continue reading →
111 minutes | Aug 27, 2018
Episode 12 – The Mythos of Marvel Villains, Chiefs Preseason, and The Office Best and Worst Pt 3
Hell is probably something along the lines of being trapped inside an endless re-run of that Shakira music video where she’s covered in gold paint but instead of Shakira its Bernie Sanders gyrating and hip-thrusting, all the while talking about … Continue reading →
83 minutes | Aug 26, 2018
Episode 11 – Live Fantasy Football Draft and Commentary on Cleveland Browns Dysfunction
The best trash talkers are golfers. Is that not strange? Also, its really, really difficult to be a baseball fan when there are seven thousand games and your team is terri-awful. In conclusion, dad bods are in style; rejoice and … Continue reading →
34 minutes | Aug 19, 2018
Episode 10 – Is Character Destiny?
Is anybody else ready for sweatshirt and jeans weather?
68 minutes | Aug 14, 2018
Episode 9 – Chiefs Preseason Talk, The Evolution of Golf, SKC Bucking the Summer Slump, and The Office Top 3 Pt 2
My two year old has been yelling “I want to see grandma” for 20 straight minutes. In unrelated news, I have just learned that hurling oneself from two stories high doesn’t really hurt that bad.
65 minutes | Aug 9, 2018
Episode 8 – NFL Talk, The Office Character Rankings Pt 1, and In Place of Angst
At this point, the world could be summed up by the first 28 seconds of Galadriel’s prologue from the LOTR/FOTR.
61 minutes | Aug 2, 2018
Episode 7 – Politicizing Jesus
Jesus may not have been an “-ist”, but he definitely would have preferred KC BBQ; its probably the only BBQ for which he’d have disregarded the kosher diet.
84 minutes | Jul 28, 2018
Episode 6 – Reflections of Grateful Millennials, NBA Conspiracy Theories, SKC Summer Slump, and Pt 3 Best Albums of the 00s
Could John Wayne have survived in today’s culture? Who does Selena date now that JB’s up and gettin’ hitched? Are dried cherries and prunes actually the same thing? These and many more questions we ignore in episode six of the … Continue reading →
130 minutes | Jul 27, 2018
Episode 5 – Discussion of Multiculturalism, NBA Offseason, Madden/NFL Storylines, Pt 2 Best Albums of the 00s
Who are we kidding; food is the most important component of culture. Exhibit A: tacos.
89 minutes | Jul 14, 2018
Episode 4 – Is Taxation Theft, NBA All-Time Starting 5, and Pt. 1 Best Albums of the 00s
Remember when no one knew what gluten was? People were probably happier back then.
52 minutes | Jul 14, 2018
Episode 3 – Federalism, World Cup Final, and What’s On Your Mind
Let’s be honest: we’re not really sure, either.
65 minutes | Jul 12, 2018
Episode 2 – KC Chiefs Preview 2/3, NBA Offseason, World Cup
86 minutes | Jul 12, 2018
Episode 1 – KC Chiefs Preview 1/3, World Cup, and SKC
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