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The Lotuscast

252 Episodes

89 minutes | Aug 13, 2018
Worfed Tour
88 minutes | Jul 20, 2018
Lake Day
92 minutes | Jul 6, 2018
Joe's Toes
99 minutes | Jun 29, 2018
Raptor Bullets For Joe's Valentine
83 minutes | May 11, 2018
Studio Dave
Dave wanted to try his new gear out. Joe did his best to make it sound bad by screaming randomly. We talked a bit about Avengers, Fartnite, and TMNT 2. Oh, and Joe's identity was stolen. Contact us if you have any information.
90 minutes | Apr 20, 2018
Cardi B More Like Harvey D
Not sure what this is, not sure what this isn't. Uncle Haul has a new show though. Spreaker.com/myaccount
79 minutes | Jan 26, 2018
Whats In A Name
Tonight I talk about the XFL returning, work pregnancy, and Mo'Nique's ban on Netflix. Joe joins in to talk about the Oscar's and HQ. Enjoy!
83 minutes | Jan 19, 2018
What Is This Anymore
Tonight Matt talks about the end of The Lotuscast...for real? Dave joins to talk about Shitholers and Aziz. Joe joins for a bit to express his feelings. It's almost The Lotuscast.
75 minutes | Jan 12, 2018
2018 - Year of the Trash Fire
Dave laments his lower frequency of masturbation, and confesses it only happens in one place. Matt has a lot of Trump questions for Adam. Dave and Adam get into it again, and we talk about charity donations. Dave announces he special ordered a new computer chair.
72 minutes | Dec 29, 2017
The Nightmare Before Joe-mas
We finally get back to our roots by doing a show with the four of us. Matt comes down to visit for Christmas Eve and spends the evening with Joe's brothers and sister, and tells a story of how they ditched Joe. Adam got some new underwear and Dave spreads his usual humbug.
98 minutes | Dec 22, 2017
Star Wars: The Shit Awakens
Joe and Adam do a show without Matt and Dave. Joe has a Christmas gifting dilemma and describes how he finds gifts for people. We talk Star Wars the Last Jedi and Adam has a lot of opinions of the HUGE misstep of the Star Wars franchise. Luke, Laura Dern, Rey's Parents, who is Snoke, why is this film made for SJWs all get talked about. We wrap up with Adam's WWE adventure.
113 minutes | Dec 15, 2017
The Almost Solocast
Matt does 30 minutes by himself. Then Dave joins in for some fun. Hope you enjoy it!
109 minutes | Dec 8, 2017
August Ames Suicide Squad
Adam finally sees Suicide Squad and like something from it. We watch the Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom trailer and point all all the logical flaws in the story made apparent from the trailer. Infinity War trailer also makes an appearance. Dave is upset that Joe didn't text back about hanging out but doesn't see the irony in his anger. August Ames commits suicide but Dave will keep watching her videos.
115 minutes | Dec 1, 2017
The Week After Thanksgiving Special
We find out what everyone was up to for Thanksgiving, and why we broke with tradition and didn't do a live Thanksgiving show. Dave is a real boy now. Matt Lauer is a sex monster. Matt and Joe saw Justice League and didn't walk away with rave reviews. Adam has a fight with friends.
107 minutes | Nov 17, 2017
Jewed Out of Beer
Dave refuses to sell beer to Adam after Adam shows up at Dave's store. Matt "learns" something about himself. Also something about Justice League.  
120 minutes | Nov 10, 2017
Louis CK: Ragnarok
We're back after a week and Joe takes yet another NYC trip. Adam went to a Halloween party that wasn't Joe's. Kevin Spacey and Louis CK are the latest Hollywood sexual predators. Matt says he can longer watch Kevin Spacey movies without thinking about Kevin Spacey. Dave details Matt's butt grabbing at Joe's party. Everyone saw Thor: Ragnarok and had some opinions on it. Matt laments that Joe never calls him. 
92 minutes | Oct 27, 2017
The Penis Peeping Conspiracy
Joe went to NYC this week to see Queens of the Stone Age in concert, but didn't give a great description. Joe is also pet sitting again. Kids threw a rock onto some cars and killed a guy. Dave thinks the JFK files are pointless but doesn't think there is a conspiracy. Adam says Marvel's Inhumans isn't as bad as it seems. Matt celebrates his 10 year wedding anniversary but his wife's present hasn't arrived yet. 
105 minutes | Oct 20, 2017
Jewed Out of Pizza
Dave came back from Europe, and swears he's not a double agent. We also find out he stayed with a mysterious internet friend, and pretended to have a baby on his social media. Matt has a problem with an unruly worker who was jewed out of pizza. Women are coming out against Harvey Weinstein and Ben Affleck. Dave buys a big screen TV.
96 minutes | Oct 6, 2017
Our 9/11 Photo Album
Matt brings up his coworker's bizarre 9/11 Photo Album that is just 9/11 images printed from the internet. The NFL had a bunch of anthem protests that Adam finds disresepctful, but bothered neither Joe nor Matt. Star Trek Discovery finally premiered, and surprise, Joe didn't hate it. We talked Dan Bilzerian at the Las Vegas shooting and why is it people's first instinct to film themselves in danger rather than running out of there. 
124 minutes | Sep 22, 2017
Monkey Knife Fight Not Included
Felipe from Monkey Knife Fight and Mmmmchelle join us tonight in studio. Felipe tells us about their CD Release this weekend in Lynn, MA at the Bent Water Brewing Company. There is a Mad Pooper, Dave is in London, Monkey Knife Fight has a beer made about them. Matt hates women comediennes, and we play a game Matt stole from Yahoo and try to guess the upcoming fall TV shows. Check out Monkey Knife Fight https://mkfmusic.bandcamp.com/
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