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Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the Xenomorphs, the Bruckners, the Ghostface Killers, the Pazuzus, and the Faruza Balks; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer and this is her Halloween special.   Find Slayerfest 98 at:   https://twitter.com/slayerfestx98  https://www.instagram.com/slayerfestx98x/ Find Ryan Houlihan at: twitter.com/ryanhoulihan instagram.com/ryanhoulihan

My name is Ryan Houlihan. When you read this morning's paper you may come across an article about the unusual podcast I just released. Normally there is never anything newsworthy about my life, but that all changed with The Lost Episode. Of course, everything seemed quite normal at first. I booked guests for the show, we selected TV classics, I made jokes, I hit post. In truth, I edited every episode, quietly polishing the these improvisations, until they gleamed with perfection. That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my friend Phillip Henry and do an episode about Desperate Housewives – a show that was already too perfect for words. How could we improve it? Well, this episode was discovered by our listeners, who'd been startled we would take on such a daunting task. Their curiosity aroused, Phillip dazzled them with his wit and humor. After some initial hesitation, they fell in love with my guest and I, and decided to subscribe to the show and leave a review.

I'm sorry. I can't. Don't hate me.   Find Bailey Swilley at: twitter.com/baileyswilley instagram.com/heybailay   Find Ryan Houlihan at: twitter.com/ryanhoulihan instagram.com/ryanhoulihan

Ryan, and guest Nate Waggoner, are proud to present a new [redacted] about the television show [redacted] that touches on themes of [redacted] and [redacted]. Part of this is actually based on a true government conspiracy, where [redacted] had [redacted] the United States' [redacted]. Remember, the truth is [redacted].   Find Nate Waggoner at: twitter.com/NathanielWagg instagram.com/natewaggoner/   Find Ryan Houlihan at: twitter.com/ryanhoulihan instagram.com/ryanhoulihan

To a certain group of people in New York, The Rapture is everything. But Ryan, and guest Carey O'Donnell, never feel guilty about surviving the apocalypse. New York City was their playground, but now they're running with a fabulous circle of undead reality stars. They like making up their own episode. They find that an aphrodisiac.   Find Carey O'Donnell at: twitter.com/ecareyo instagram.com/ecareyo   Find Ryan Houlihan at: twitter.com/ryanhoulihan instagram.com/ryanhoulihan

The Power of Three has set Ryan, and guest John Culmone, free to create a politically charged episode featuring all our favorite Halliwell sisters. Let the object of objection become but a dream, as I cause the this episode to have gone unseen! Find Ryan Houlihan at: twitter.com/ryanhoulihan instagram.com/ryanhoulihan

Come on, mathletes! It's time to put on your army jackets, tease your hair, and grab your pocket protector for a musical episode of Freaks and Geeks with Alicia Camden.   Find Alicia Camden at: twitter.com/aliciacamden instagram.com/aliciaqt4u Find Ryan Houlihan at: twitter.com/ryanhoulihan instagram.com/ryanhoulihan

For the inaugural Lost Episode, we venture to Sunnydale, California with Ian Carlos Crawford for some time travel hijinks with the Scooby gang. If the apocalypse comes, beep us.   Find Ian Carlos Crawford at: twitter.com/ianxcarlos instagram.com/ianxcarlos/ twitter.com/slayerfestx98 Find Ryan Houlihan at: twitter.com/ryanhoulihan instagram.com/ryanhoulihan