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We don't know enough about female pleasure but Kaytlin Bailey is here to help us. As former call girl, now comedian, she discusses with us the rarity of good dick and the lengths she'll go to get it, childhood sexuality, and romance being overrated. She

Dan DiMarino joins Shannon and Laz and speak about the new Pokemon game and people's need to post love AND hate for it, the psychology of starting/doing standup comedy, handjobs, not being able to hit kids these days, handling people's aggressions/fistfig

Laz's kids are the guest and their family life is explored along with the salacious, day-to-day details of elementary school life. Humping, grandpas, balls and fear of clowns. This episode is sponsored by CPS.

Alec Vanacore recants how he's been in a barbershop quartet, been a backyard wrestler, once won a car and is terrified of alien abduction. Also discussed; loss of virginity, eye contact, homelessness, armadillos and that fucking gorilla.

A tense, frenetic episode where guests Adam Izzo and Ryan Dalton don't let Shannon get too many words in and make fun of Laz throughout. Who's real? Who's fake? Who's win at basketball? Did Jesus fake it? Cocaine, fat girls and Izzo only fights to the

No guest, no problem. Shannon and Laz discuss being bullied, survival skills, existentialism, performing being survival, hitting kids, Shannon's mystical powers, aging and John Travolta.

Jody Lee sits-in for talk about misunderstanding today's youth, fear, anxiety, fights with birds, banging Shannon's mom, marriage, baggage from childhood trauma, the adulthood myth and punching dudes. All the fun stuff.

Shannon went-through with it! She got married and her hubby BJ is on to go over every insane detail of their wedding. Also body fluids, pubes, drunkness, herpes, harem porn and unexpected fisting.

Joined by their comedy godfather, Dan McRitchie; nose herpes, tampering with people's food, sex with Shannon's mom, eunuchs, Kelly Clarkson rape, Bryan Adam's drumstick and so fucking much more!

Laz's college roommate "Patrick Redfield" returns as the Loose Loose Noose turns 1. Conversations from farting in-front of your significant other, the tao of ball sucking, Shannon's son learning what a BJ is and Laz gets advise on how to increase his loa

Featuring Adam Izzo. Shannon's wedding is pushed ahead by over a year, the tao of dick pics, Laz will try and get laid at Shannon's wedding, Shannon's behavior at open mics and the dudes who hit on Shannon.

Joined by comedian Henry Liu; what's the youngest person's funerals you've been at? Glorifying the dead/underrated celebrities/infamy negating fame. Gofundme vibrator campaign for Shannon, thirsty dudes harassing her on Facebook and much more.

Shannon and Laz are joined by comedian Andy McDermott and they discuss Brain deformities, seizures, male cervixes and your child catching you in the act of love...and that's just the first half. Don't miss this one.

Shannon and Laz are joined by special guests Ryan and the Kidd of 103.1 WJGK radio. Dalton has a shitty vocabulary and understanding of English and also thinks Laz is slipping and relies too much on his cock. Shannon took her fiancé on a whore tour.

Stav Djibas and Dave Namery sit in. Shannon shares a personal story about DMX and Laz is grumpy. Fear of death, Jesus' cankles, Shannon's Netflix and porn machine, shitting upside-down, jail, bad parenting, fat homeless people and entitled handicapped.

Guest Ryan DeNisco sits-in. NYC subway slashings, the dudes who are on Shannon's jock, Shannon fucked a dude in the ass with a strap on dildo, funny phone calls, sex with mascots, handicapped barroom sports and witty-fucking etiquette

We've finally gotten Shannon's saint of a fiancé, BJ Schnorr to face her tales head-on. Ball-stuffing, sweet sixteens, scissoring at 6, hot chicks losing it, creepy whispers, a horrible shitty blowjob, and grosser stuff from there. BJ's roommate Kory sits

Joined by comedian Alec Vanacore, Shannon and Laz ramble-on about black oppression at the Academy Awards, the Eskimo myth, tuna evaporation, breastfeeding, duck rape, ball-stuffing and more porn and masturbation habits of Shannon Cooke.

After being guests on the Cousin Joe Show, Shannon and Laz turn the tables and have Joe Coletta, Dan DiMarino and Dave Saitzyk sit-in for the Noose. You won't want to miss the end.

Shannon and Laz travel to Albany and visit comedians Jim Felter and Mo Haskins. They get to the bottom of the Uri Diotz controversy, share Bill Cosby impressions, discuss Shannon watching Freddy Krueger porn, and Mo makes Jim go full-racist.